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Posted: 4/23/2024 8:42:44 PM EDT
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Fucking boomers
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Know why Crocs have holes in them?
It's to let the shame run out. |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Damn you are right
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Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it.
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Darren was here.
Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch? |
There are a couple of things that do feel better.
Have you ever pulled the guts out of a pumpkin when making a jack-o-lantern? |
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I wore out a pair off knock offs after about 12 years. I got legit ones as replacements, and I shared your enthusiasm.
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My feets need support, not marshmellow action
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Crocs are for gheys
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The best way to help yourself is to help others. -unknown
Before you ask, Biden sucks, Putin sucks, Zelensky sucks, Ukraine is a giant money laundering scheme, and Trump sucks I'm voting for Camacho '24 |
Have you tried the camo ones with the fuzzy lining?
They're even more amazing. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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you're goddamn right.gif
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Crocs are proof that we do not deserve universal franchise.
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
A socialist may indeed be academically superior.
And yet, they are most certainly emotionally retarded. Public education is the opiate of the masses. |
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Squatch
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Yes, $18 dollar hookers in Thailand
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Originally Posted By packinheavy: Needs more toes. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26168/1000007658_jpg-3196239.JPG View Quote This is why the aliens won't visit us. |
Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
Originally Posted By packinheavy: Needs more toes. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26168/1000007658_jpg-3196239.JPG View Quote |
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I have never understood the attraction. Figured they were mostly for people who can't reach their feet. Am I right?
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"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.]
-- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD) |
About a three on the ghey scale, I have some too.
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Faithful follower of Jesus Christ. Ephphatha! Maranatha!
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OP drove his corvette to the store doing 10 under the speed limit and wearing jorts.
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Originally Posted By HDSledge: I have never understood the attraction. Figured they were mostly for people who can't reach their feet. Am I right? View Quote They’re pretty great as house shoes. Sure, there are classier options, but who gives a fuck what I wear around my tile floored house? |
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I can smell the rot from here.
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Tell me you've never gotten laid, without saying you've never gotten laid.
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NRA Life Member since 1994
USMC Distinguished Pistol Shot 1997 <font size=3>IYAOYAS</font id=s3> "HAVING GUNS AND AMMO IS A BIT LIKE HAVING TANGIBLE STOCKS" Me WOPA |
Someone once said that wearing a pair of Crocs was like getting your dick sucked by a guy…….
Feels good until you look down and realize that you’re just gay |
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You should move to the right lane, where the rule of vehicle and traffic law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and the left lane is the land of wolves now.
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NRA Life Member since 1994
USMC Distinguished Pistol Shot 1997 <font size=3>IYAOYAS</font id=s3> "HAVING GUNS AND AMMO IS A BIT LIKE HAVING TANGIBLE STOCKS" Me WOPA |
I still have the flip flops I used in the college showers 20 years ago. I'll pass on ever getting crocs.
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Shaving with a brand new razor for the first time.
But this too… Originally Posted By fttam: Someone once said that wearing a pair of Crocs was like getting your dick sucked by a guy……. Feels good until you look down and realize that you’re just gay View Quote |
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Find around and fuck out.
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If I were king, Crocs would be the official leisure shoe. Gay assed sandles and slides would only be allowed for women and kids under 10.
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Capitalism produces, communism reduces.
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Feels good, man.
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Yes. Not buying crocs
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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I would cut my own feet off and duct, tape coffee cans to the bloody stumps before I'd wear those
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Because I like guns, now go fuck yourself!
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I thought since GD quotes the documentary Idiocracy so much, I'm surprised the goodness that are Crocs isn't the official shoe of arfcom.
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Whenever I encounter a man who has to call a different man to fix, solve, or settle something for them, they are always wearing crocs.
Can't be a coincidence. |
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Squatch
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Eitek1: ANTIFA just destroys, hurts, silences and harms. The people they hate are better than they will ever be.
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RIP Jeff Reed. Tennessee Squire, Ga. Carry member, NRA,Non-puking 72 ounce drinker 2 of 6 Norcal call sign, Forgotten.
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Some people think I'm over-prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian lifeforms, did they.
Proud supporter of Team Ranstad Survivor: Arfbortion 2016 Arfcom Callsign: Slingshot |
Originally Posted By packinheavy: Needs more toes. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/26168/1000007658_jpg-3196239.JPG View Quote First of all, I need some fucking croc toes. Originally Posted By thesquidliest: I thought since GD quotes the documentary Idiocracy so much, I'm surprised the goodness that are Crocs isn't the official shoe of arfcom. View Quote Second: Pink crocs guy. |
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I dont get the hate . They are comfortable, cheap , float , waterproof and available in a wide array of colors . I have a pair and while they dont get as much wear as my hey dudes or dockers or vans or converse or leather drivers or olukais or sanuks , or Salewas or Scarpas or Asolos or Danners or redwings or Nikes or whatever else is in my closet. They serve their purpose at times , I guess .
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Because I don’t say it , dont mean I ain’t thinkin’ it .
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The only people who hate Crocs are those who have never tried them.
…but the best feeling a man can have is when going for the panties on a new girl and she lifts up those hips and you know it’s on. |
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Originally Posted By packinheavy: Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9: Originally Posted By 210grum: Yes, $18 dollar hookers in Thailand This guy fucks. You’re probably right. There’s a reason they call it Bangkok. |
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Crocs are something I'll never wear, they are the shoe of the sloth person. I feel somewhat similar about slippers.
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Originally Posted By leadnbrass: Putting on a new pair of Crocs? I think not. What a time to be alive!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/Y1UChpm.jpg View Quote Got you beat, Paying off a vehicle or house. You instantly become richer. |
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You need crock nuts dear sir.
Or can I interest you in some crock crock charms? Attached File Attached File |
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go walk on a wet surface and report back
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Crocs are reserved for running around the farm
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George Mason “The Cavalier’s” Great-Grandson
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Let me guess, you’re also a Hey Dudes kinda gal?
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"Now none of the frightened soldiers moved, for they saw that cowardice and valor purchased equal plots in the snipers' killing field."
“Everything is hard before it is easy.” |
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