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Posted: 4/8/2024 9:07:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: IchWarrior]
Is your body ready?
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:13:55 PM EDT
[#1]
Yea that one was pretty rough.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:19:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By creeper45: Muh wheelgunz https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/120312/IMG_0505_jpeg-3195957.JPG Only 1 wheelgun... A snub-nosed .38 Special that my father carried for years. There's probably a few cold cases that could be closed if I turned it in to law enforcement for forensic/ ballistic analysis. 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:20:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: decent gif. how'd you stumble upon that one? I used my unique, mystical "office faggot" powers to find it. Didn't even cut myself on paper. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:24:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: creeper45]
[#4]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FaucetFace: I used my unique, mystical "office faggot" powers to find it. Didn't even cut myself on paper. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FaucetFace: Originally Posted By johnnypantz: decent gif. how'd you stumble upon that one? I used my unique, mystical "office faggot" powers to find it. Didn't even cut myself on paper. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:25:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Anyways
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:25:33 PM EDT
[#6]
it's a miracle you were able to survive such a quest
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:26:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By creeper45: Amazing how you were able to overcome not only office faggotry but a life saving laceration by deadly paper Only decades of experience can lead to success. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:26:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:27:07 PM EDT
[#9]
FF caught it with the quote
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:27:17 PM EDT
[#10]
what a maroon.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:27:30 PM EDT
[#11]
how many times did you read that before you realized it was wrong?
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:28:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: how many times did you read that before you realized it was wrong? 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:28:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Life saving lacerations are amazing.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:29:13 PM EDT
[#14]
I was hacked or something
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:31:58 PM EDT
[#15]
what? over a month ago?
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:32:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: FaucetFace]
[#16]
I mean, if you have a punctured lung and your chest cavity is filling with air, fluid, or both, having someone stick you in the ribs with a sharp thing is pretty great. That's the only life saving laceration I can think of at the moment and that's not what happened.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:32:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: what? over a month ago? He was either hacked on day one and made to look this dumb, or...... |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:32:59 PM EDT
[#18]
The whole thread is dumb
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:34:25 PM EDT
[#19]
general consensus is that this is the best thread ever
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:34:57 PM EDT
[#20]
We already established that you are the prince of dumb
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:35:02 PM EDT
[#21]
Best. Thread. Ever.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:35:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FaucetFace:
I mean, if you have a punctured lung and your chest cavity is filling with air, fluid, or both, having someone stick you in the ribs with a sharp thing is pretty great. That's the only life saving laceration I can think of at the moment and that's not what happened. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:35:28 PM EDT
[#23]
what about on your kilt?
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:35:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: We already established that you are the prince of dumb Focus is absolutely the dumbest one ever. I don't think anyone will ever take his crown. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:36:01 PM EDT
[#25]
I have attempted to stop wearing cargo shorts. My wife keeps buying me more.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:36:41 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FaucetFace: Focus is absolutely the dumbest one ever. I don't think anyone will ever take his crown. possible. although cool clear water was right up there |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:36:54 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: what about on your kilt? Garter belt ifak |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:37:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FaucetFace: Internet says this: ...Queen Victoria's husband, the noble Prince Albert, and an alleged phallic adornment he was reputed to wear. Legend tells that the prince pierced his male parts in order to "assist the hang of his genitals within relatively tight trousers." https://media1.tenor.com/m/sCJnAgI-9qMAAAAC/heh-robin-hood.gif And now you know. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:37:52 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: possible. although cool clear water was right up there He wasn't dumb. He just knew so much that wasn't so. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:38:02 PM EDT
[#30]
don't believe everything you read on the internet
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:40:52 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FrozenWinter: Just sent that link to the wife with the text "its cool if I order this, right?" She replied "go for it" I picked the right woman. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FrozenWinter: Originally Posted By JustHK: Gheys this is super important. Just sent that link to the wife with the text "its cool if I order this, right?" She replied "go for it" I picked the right woman. 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:40:52 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz:
what about on your kilt? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:41:18 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FrozenWinter: welp, back to work  Later! |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:42:24 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By johnnypantz: don't believe everything you read on the internet Not even jokes? Dammit. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:45:52 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FaucetFace: I mean, if you have a punctured lung and your chest cavity is filling with air, fluid, or both, having someone stick you in the ribs with a sharp thing is pretty great. That's the only life saving laceration I can think of at the moment and that's not what happened. C sections save lives |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:47:50 PM EDT
[#36]
Seeing pregnant people today.
One was on her 17th pregnancy. Oof. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:48:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Naamah: Seeing pregnant people today. One was on her 17th pregnancy. Oof. 😳 |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:49:36 PM EDT
[#38]
hotdoghallway.gif
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Posted: 4/23/2024 2:54:43 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Naamah: Seeing pregnant people today. One was on her 17th pregnancy. Oof.  Did the doc hear his voice come back around
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:00:31 PM EDT
[#40]
Meet the Duggars
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:02:58 PM EDT
[#41]
i can barely manage 2 and my gf's 2.
17. fuck, id eat my 10mm |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:10:46 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Twisted10: i can barely manage 2 and my gf's 2. 17. fuck, id eat my 10mm To be fair, she’d only had 11 live births. But still. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:13:12 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Naamah: Seeing pregnant people today. One was on her 17th pregnancy. Oof. Someone needs to cork that shit |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:13:42 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Naamah: To be fair, she’d only had 11 live births. But still. I stand by my sentiments |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:13:55 PM EDT
[#45]
Finished my iced coffe.
Using my letric weed eater now. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:14:17 PM EDT
[#46]
Gawd damnit.
What have I become? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:14:37 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JustHK:
Finished my iced coffe. Using my letric weed eater now. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:33:46 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Naamah: Seeing pregnant people today. One was on her 17th pregnancy. Oof. 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 3:46:32 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Naamah: To be fair, she’d only had 11 live births. But still. I would expect that if they came out of her butt they'd be still. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:03:52 PM EDT
[#50]
Well, that killed the thread.
Good going. |
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