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Posted: 9/7/2004 10:41:47 AM EDT

Just caught part of a blurb on Rush Limbaugh of one of Clinton's doctors saying that Clinton was still sedated but was arousable.

Posted: 9/7/2004 10:44:15 AM EDT

[#1]

What did they do, send in a fluffer?

Posted: 9/7/2004 10:45:20 AM EDT

[#2]

Probably afraid he'll start chasing the nurses before he's had time to heal up.

Posted: 9/7/2004 10:46:59 AM EDT

[#3]

You heard it correctly. It was on Leno last night too.

Posted: 9/7/2004 3:03:50 PM EDT

[#4]

is he ever not arousable?

Posted: 9/7/2004 3:13:27 PM EDT

[#5]

That's.....good right?

Posted: 9/7/2004 7:51:51 PM EDT

[#6]

Bill is smiling (as usual)

, Hillary is pissed (as usual)

, the comedians are happy about a new bunch of Bill maaterial (been awhile)

and there is a Chief Surgeon banging his forehead on his desk."never never talk of live TV. WHACK. Thats why we pay PR lady. WHACK. Told me as a Reident Avoid the press. WHACK. never never talk on live TV. WHACK"

Posted: 9/7/2004 7:57:17 PM EDT

[#7]

In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:01:22 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.

Where in the world did you hear this?? Or did you just come up with that?

I'm sorry, nowhere in that rambling incoherent answer, was there anything that resembled a human thought. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:05:43 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.

Where in the world did you hear this?? Or did you just come up with that?

I'm sorry, nowhere in that rambling incoherent answer, was there anything that resembled a human thought. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Yeah, you never heard of that? A nurse friend of mine says they get a kick out of whacking them when they pop up...

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:39:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Hey ar50troll, my friends mom said she used to flick it but I thought it was BS. Damn, that sucks, even if your out.

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:41:16 PM EDT

[#11]

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Yeah, you never heard of that? A nurse friend of mine says they get a kick out of whacking them when they pop up...

I hope it was a FE-male nurse....

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:42:23 PM EDT

[#12]

Well, last time I went under it was for oral surgery, but I hope any whacking the sweethearts were doing involved lube and hand--not a pencil

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:47:52 PM EDT

[#13]

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Quoted:
Yeah, you never heard of that? A nurse friend of mine says they get a kick out of whacking them when they pop up...

I hope it was a FE-male nurse....

Yep. She says they gestimate how high the sheets gonna rise. The winner get's to whack it.

Posted: 9/7/2004 8:49:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Sometimes life is just too funny to be scripted!

Posted: 9/8/2004 6:00:10 AM EDT

[#15]

From what I have heard about heart bypass it's going to be quite a while before his little willy is seeing any action. Plus Hillery is in town.

GunLvr

Posted: 9/8/2004 6:17:22 AM EDT

[#16]

I guess Bill got a Purple Heart out of this....a real purple heart.

Posted: 9/8/2004 6:21:29 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.

Where in the world did you hear this??

He's the nurse!!