www.specialweaponsinc.com/. Dear sweet jesus. Not only do they have a terminator holding their new... thing... atop a mountain of skulls, they have the Mission: Impossible theme playing. Any chance that's still copyrighted, so we can alert somebody? Don't want anybody breaking the law, after all.
Because of Special Todd's penchant for suing anything that breathes, I shall refrain from saying negative comments, only comments that are easily interpreted as negative by anyone with half a brain. Does that category include Special Todd? Well, we'll see.
Uh, didn't the original suck in the first place? It looks like whoever designed it put a Sterling, a Sten, and a bicycle kickstand together in a room until they had sweet, sweet metal-thingy-sex. Of course, I'm sure that Speschul Weppins only made it better.
Special Todd's take on the UMP. What can I say? I'm speechless. Oh, look. It's ".9mm*19 caliber." Does that mean it's 17.1mm, or does it really fire a bullet the size of a mechanical pencil lead? Also, as far as I know, the MP10 never existed, a plastic-molded rail would be far weaker than a metal rail, and "This weapons is based on..." is not proper grammar. Just helpin' ya out, Todd.
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This is an exact copy of the original Hk 91 sheet metal receiver, a totally new ground up receiver identical to the original Hk 91, made from the same material and the same specs right here in the USA." Okay, first, it's an exact copy, totally new, identical, and made from the same material and specs? At least one of those doesn't belong there, and two others are superfluous. Oh, and would a "ground up" receiver be a powdered one? Oh, you mean
designed from the ground up, right? It still makes no sense with your other comments. Also, NATO, being what we call an "acronym," is usually written fully capitalized.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL US AS A CIVILIAN ASKING FOR
THESE MODELS WE DO NOT SELL THEM TO THE PUBLIC IN ANY FORM" Don't worry, wouldn't dream of it.
I have a feeling that somebody
really likes wood-paneled station wagons. Oh, and wasn't that gun one of the standard "produce it for the military at thirty bucks each because it's wartime and they need a lot but make sure it's only worth that much" guns? Never mind, I'm sure Special Todd will make it well worth the $850.
I have some very bad news for you people. SIG finally granted a contract for a US company to start producing the 550 series domestically. Well, yes, that NORMALLY would be good.
Here's the problem.
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The Future is NOW!" The future is pretty bleak, then.
ETA: I didn't even touch on the "Civilian weapons we 'improve'" section. Somebody else wanna get that for me?