Sung to the tune of "I Remember it Well" from Gigi.
Kerry in red. Swifties in blue.
At me they shot,
You shot a rock,
I took a hit,
Was just a nick,
Ah yes! I remember it well.
I saved a man,
You saved your can,
I was so brave,
You were a knave,
Ah yes! I remember it well.
That Cambodian sky!
You weren't there that night,
Try Saigon getting real tight.
Ah, yes! It seared me so well.
"I'm a Hero!" , you continue to drone,
Wasn't you. Or did you have your own clone?
Ah yes! I reported it well.
How often I have thought of the night,
When Dr. King was shot in plain sight.
I was in Nam with the day's Super 8,
Not trusting my future to fate.
My lonely little boat,
Four more afloat,
I braved Commie fire,
John, you're a liar.
Ah yes, I remember it well.
With three Purple Hearts,
I get worse playing darts.
Went home to the States,
And slandered your mates.
Ah yes! remember it well.