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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:25:16 AM EDT
Okay, I use to watch "Married with Children" quite a bit but I never understood why Al never wanted to "HIT"
 his wife Peggy. I mean she dressed really tacky and all but she was still quite a MILF.Maybe it was some inside joke I never understood, perhaps one of you could explain this to me...     |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:28:29 AM EDT
[#1]
Because he was MARRIED to her, with children. THAT was the joke.
If you aren't married, you wouldn't understand. No matter how good she looks, after banging it 10,000 times, the thrill wears off, and you still have to put up with her shit! But I agree, I'd hit Katey Sagal. |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:29:12 AM EDT
[#2]
For even the most beautiful woman in the world there is, somewhere, a man sick and tired of dealing with her shit. Thats why.
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:30:00 AM EDT
[#3]
"Strange" is better
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:32:08 AM EDT
[#4]
I don't know about you but I've been married for almost 10 years and the thrill still hasn't wore off.  My wife is still pretty hot...
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:34:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Be honest, your wife was sitting next to you as you typed this, wasn't she?
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:41:20 AM EDT
[#6]
I love Al Bundy. To quote:
"Don't talk to the law. Don't listen to the law. Don't watch L.A. law." |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:41:28 AM EDT
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Because Al Bundy, like all TV dads, is a moron. When was the last time a TV dad was ever presented as a positive role model, unless he was a liberal metrosexual?
And that's how women and kid viewers prefer their TV dads: dumb as a bag of hammers, utterly clueless, so the viewers can get away with all sorts of misadventures (vicariously), and have a convenient scapegoat for all their problems, too. 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:44:19 AM EDT
[#8]
To add to that, he was the one that brought home the bacon.
It's like salt in the wound to bring the money home and get stepped on, even by your kids. I miss that show. 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:46:26 AM EDT
[#9]
Now you went and did it......This thread is now officially worthless ..without pics of your hot wife!! 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:46:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Yep, Billy Joel looked over at Christy Brinkley and said "I can do better than this...."  - CD |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:47:13 AM EDT
[#11]
No, he left himself logged in and walked away from the computer to get a beer. |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:48:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Thats has got to be one of the greatest sitcoms ever.
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:51:46 AM EDT
[#13]
Hell yeah shes smokin!! I Think shes the hottest ARFCOM wife! |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:55:37 AM EDT
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Why thank you texastactical. Here's the boss...   Here she is at 5 months pregnant just to prove that I'm no Al Bundy! 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:56:11 AM EDT
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I'm sure you haven't noticed, but I'll fill you in on a little secret. Not a SINGLE character on Married with Children was a positive role model. It was a show about trashy people and their trashy world. I want a "No Ma'am" t-shirt.
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:58:09 AM EDT
[#16]
Mauser101,
I knew the show was about a low class family but hey even the low class need lovin' too...
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:58:31 AM EDT
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Because Al is the ultimate anti-hero loser. The reason his life went downhill from high school is all because of Peg. He doesn't see Peg as an attractive MILF, but as the horrible ball and chain that ruined his popularity and football career. Several times during the show Al tells Peggy if he knew how thing were going to turn out, he never would have taken her under the bleachers.
That was the joke of the show. Al hated his life and his family because they made him the loser that he is. All the fun of his youth was gone because he was married..........with children. It was great through when the old Al would pop out, like fighting at the nudy bar or whipping the guys ass at the class reunion. |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 9:59:57 AM EDT
[#18]
I like how everything in the world was against the average white male. I also loved how everything would end up being a huge protest.
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:00:09 AM EDT
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Hey Man you up too any wife swapping, I don't have a wife but I think you know what I mean. Congrads on the awesome looking wife. Here's a beer to ya 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:02:38 AM EDT
[#20]
Wife swapping??? Hell NO, Yojimbo don't play that! Seriously though, thanks for the compliments!
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:05:02 AM EDT
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You're right. When I think about all the episodes that I liked, the ones that I like dthe best were when Al rose above and kicked the ass of whatever it was that was in his way. Ever notice how immaculately clean the place was? That always suprised me. Peg was always sitting on the couch eating bon-bons and watching soaps, and yet the house was always clean. I'm of the opinion that she made Bud do it. |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:06:00 AM EDT
[#22]
Here's a picture of my wife
 damn my wife's so ugly she broke the image |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:06:12 AM EDT
[#23]
I think Peg secretly had man goods hiden under that skirt???
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:06:31 AM EDT
[#24]
What a beautiful red x you married!
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:08:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Dang- she's a porker! I'd like to have her full of quarters- I'd be set for life!
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:09:31 AM EDT
[#26]
No just a pic of her face ?????????????
 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:11:02 AM EDT
[#27]
+1 Here, and I should know...check the avatar. It's like the new version of Playboy that they have for married men. It still has a foldout, but it's the same woman every month. |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:12:13 AM EDT
[#28]
And the ass-whipping always started with: "let's rock"
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:14:05 AM EDT
[#29]
Talk about the Picture of Dorian Gray.... 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:17:25 AM EDT
[#30]
Actually, this was one of the few sitcoms not aimed at women. It was also one of the few good sitcoms. |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:23:55 AM EDT
[#31]
So, how's that work? You nail his wife, and then owe him one? Just curious
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:25:48 AM EDT
[#32]
She's too big.
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:27:12 AM EDT
[#33]
ya, I owe him. or he can have my 80+ year old grandma if he wants. 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:31:34 AM EDT
[#34]
Because he scored four touchdowns in one game at Polk HIgh. He can do and say whatever he wants.
I love that show
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:40:41 AM EDT
[#35]
It was a joke and attempt to explain the rationale for the show. 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 10:41:22 AM EDT
[#36]
LOL! Keep dreaming sonny!
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Posted: 8/26/2004 11:15:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Bill Cosby? 
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Posted: 8/26/2004 12:18:20 PM EDT
[#38]
<Image removed. Please read the Conduct Code regarding the insertion of pics of this type into threads.>
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Posted: 8/26/2004 4:44:29 PM EDT
[#39]
Where you can look at a thigh...and blacken an eye...at the nudie bar.
Where you can look at a breast....and cave in a chest....at the nudie bar. That show was the shit! |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 5:00:40 PM EDT
[#40]
Bill Cosby? Bundy would kick Cosby's ass!
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Posted: 8/26/2004 5:17:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Horse Face
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Posted: 8/26/2004 6:09:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2004 6:12:00 PM EDT
[#43]
Man I loved that show. NO MAM
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Posted: 8/26/2004 6:13:53 PM EDT
[#44]
YEAH, it like putting you hand ON top of your hammer instead ofthe bottom!!!! "Different woman!"  Did I say that?
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Posted: 8/26/2004 6:15:00 PM EDT
[#45]
MAN HANDS! |
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Posted: 8/26/2004 6:17:51 PM EDT
[#46]
"It's a Ferguson--BA-WHOOOOOOOSH!!"
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Posted: 8/26/2004 6:18:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2004 7:20:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Probably because she's ugly on the inside.
But Kelly was hot.
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Posted: 8/26/2004 7:21:54 PM EDT
[#49]
I'd hit Marci...
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Posted: 8/26/2004 7:22:37 PM EDT
[#50]
Chickenlegs??
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