Top 10 ways John Kerry might self destruct
10 Shows up at the White House and throws his AFL/CIO card over the fence.
9 He starts doing Enzyte commercials hoping to get an upswing in the poles.
8 Makes a surprise announcement on Jerry Springer that he is gay and leaving Mrs Heinz for John Edwards
7 Accidental announces on "Night Line" that he has flip-flopped and has now decided to vote for Bush in November.
6 Pulls a Kennedy and shows up drunk at the RNC Convention next week.
5 Hillary takes him out in October and wins the election as a write in.
4 Found floating on a sail boat in Martha's vineyard mumbling "but I have 3 purple hearts..."
3 Goes "postal" on the EIB Network
2 Logs on to ARFCOM seeking political advice from Rik_Writer and The_Mac
and the number 1 way John Kerry might self destruct....
<drum roll Paul....>
1 Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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