hey! i love having sex with multiple womenz...AT THE SAME TIME!!!
i just axe them all to go get a tb test or a measles vaccine and then we get it on.
sometimes, our relationships overlap...like for instance...when i'm hanging halfway off the kitchen table and jennifer is overlapping my thighs and melanie is overlapping my face.
sometimes, when i'm not really looking for a wife, i just want to get me some fast, dirty sex...but!...it has to be with someone i have dated and trust a little...or at least enough for me not to use a condom...or my famous lavender feather boa.
if that's the case, i'm down with the young babes 'cuz they like it wet and sticky, ya see? dem womenz don't want no condom between them and paradise! wooooooo!
now, don't get me wrong! i ain't no man-slut...nosirree! i have my high standards!
let ol' ike give you a zample!
now, if'n that young little hootchiecoo over there says to ike, "ike, you get yo'self tested o' we won't be doin' the horizontal bob!".
i say, "no problem, you fine, young, hard belly thing, you! i'll go get tested for that g.e.d. stuff like right now!".
then, it's smoooooth sailing on that sea of peach pie, my brothers!
that momma just enjoys that sexual thing and we all know that clitorus is just made for us!
what she don't know is that i might be having another hootchiemomma or two around the crib later...just fo' the viagra time of their lives!
peace out!