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Im bored and since you have Steve Irwin etc there, try and translate this. Its pretty easy IMO cos im lazy to think right now.
G'day fellas. Im just gonna
talk on about this trip out to the
Alice i took on
Christmas.
It was a
beautiful day so me and me
wife took off early. I had an
cooler full of
beer in the back of my
Subaru, as well as my
dog. Around Wagga,
(town?) me missus said she needed to use the
toilet bloody soon.
"Shit a brick!" I said "Just cross your legs!".
She said "C'mon darl, we just needa stop for a few secs, you can have a
smoke while im in the
bathroomcuss! She was about to chuck a hissy fit so id pulled into a
Gas station.
She bolted into the
toilet and I filled up me
Subaru with
gas so I didnt waste a stop. I was a bit hungry so I thought "Awww, i might as well get a bite" so I checked out the selection in the shop while i paid for the
gas. SHIT A BLOODY BRICK! IT WAS ALL RABBIT FOOD!
What type of bloody store in Oz would sell ONLY BLOODY RABBIT FOOD! Do they think we are all bloody calorie counting
girlymen or something?!
I got pissed off so I went to the local corner store. They had some
four'n'twenty's which tasted bloody unreal.
GM