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Posted: 2/2/2023 11:35:03 AM EDT
Went out with a friend last night, got fucked up, I had the bright idea to go to an old titty bar I havent been too in like 10 years. It's the more upscale one in town. He gets a dance and he's feeling her all up and down. I look behind me, dudes are taking turns giving a chick singles on a pole smacking her ass as hard as they can. Stripper comes up to me and grabs my dick and asks if I want a dance, so of course I'm like sure, she takes my hands and puts them all over her tits and ass. I was half expecting a bouncer to kick me out. Last time I was there even when I was in the VIP room you couldn't even do that... Is this the norm now or was that just one of those nights?
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:37:21 AM EDT
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I always thought that depended on local government
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:37:35 AM EDT
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Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

I have only been to two in my lifetime, and both were hands off!
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:37:36 AM EDT
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Sounds like they switched to a "Happy Ending" policy at that establishment.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:38:21 AM EDT
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:38:50 AM EDT
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Depends on the bar and also state/local rules.

Some places you can 100% get laid in the back rooms but some places you'll spend more than the actual place you can bang to just get blue balls.

I remember being used to Alabama strip clubs which were usually a bit more hands on or at least you couldn't touch much but the girls would throw T&A all over you. Then I went to a bachleors party in nashville and you couldn't even give them money. Had to run up to the stage and throw the cash down and scamper back off lol. Plus it was BYOB. I don't go to them much anymore but when I do it's in Tampa or St. Pete and I let me wife pick because she knows the less depressing and more fun ones.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:39:28 AM EDT
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Huh

I always grabbed their tits and I thought they were suppose to grab and grind your dick
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:40:21 AM EDT
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That, Sir, is brilliant.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:40:31 AM EDT
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It is to my understanding that coping a feel was only if the stripper took your hands and placed them where she allowed.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:41:04 AM EDT
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Fuck Deja Vu. You have to ball up money and throw it.

Nothing compares to the strip clubs I visited in Guam. They would rub pussy in your face.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:41:11 AM EDT
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Hands off at all the places around here, unless it's a private stag.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:42:28 AM EDT
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So, you went to The Shady Lady in KC?
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:43:06 AM EDT
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I welcome our new Spanish speaking overlords.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:43:30 AM EDT
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Grind yeah, but it's always been hands the fuck off unless you want to try and be sneaky in the VIP room GTA style and she's down. That was the whole point of it
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:43:54 AM EDT
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Holy shit. Lol
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:44:06 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure that was the club I was referencing in my post. I just remember it was close to the Bridgestone arena and was BYOB.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:44:09 AM EDT
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Apparently in OKC there is an inspector that sometimes comes by and when he’s there the girls can’t touch you or something like that.  They also have to have pasties over their nipples.  That was years ago and I’m not big on titty bars so I’ve never been back not sure how it is now.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:44:22 AM EDT
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And beer at Viking cost the exact same as at Porky's.

Not that I choose to go, but you have to be a good wingman.  
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:45:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:46:20 AM EDT
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I have been in a strip club in Florida where honest to God you could put cocaine and a blow job on a credit card.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:47:58 AM EDT
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Now?  Yeah that must just be a new thing……..
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The pink pony?
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:52:29 AM EDT
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Yeah. I was in one in west valley a few months ago for a buddy’s party. Dancer told me that anything above the waist was fair game. She says no kissing…. like I was planning on kissing a stripper ??

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One-stop shopping

I knew of one in houston years ago where you could hire quite a few of the girls for takeout.
Those girls started selling drugs on the side and got the place busted and shut down.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:56:24 AM EDT
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Gross
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The pink pony?


Close!  Pink Gold in Homestead.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:57:47 AM EDT
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Platinum Plus in Memphis was almost an open public sex parlor before the Baptist bought a special prosecutor for the local DA.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 11:59:18 AM EDT
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Chris Rock - No Sex in the Champange Room.mpg
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:00:32 PM EDT
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chicks usually get a free pass to get handsy.
i suppose the stripper can put your hands wherever she likes...
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:03:21 PM EDT
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Key West has always been hands on. Strip clubs in Thailand were quite the experience too. Hands on and whatever else you felt like. I don’t think you could kill them but anything else was on the table.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:04:09 PM EDT
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They aren't even allowed to get nude in my AO...

I suppose if you know the secret handshake everything is available in the back room.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:05:56 PM EDT
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WTF is a "tiddy?" Is that the same thing a titty?
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:06:14 PM EDT
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Still that way? I like to use my credit card for the rewards
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:07:26 PM EDT
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The Get Wet Girls have entered the chat
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:07:42 PM EDT
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DD version.

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This guy knows what's up!
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:10:09 PM EDT
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Sounds like a supper spreader event...
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Still that way? I like to use my credit card for the rewards
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Still that way? I like to use my credit card for the rewards


Its been 20 years since I went there.  However, I don't think Homestead has changed much in those 20 years.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:11:29 PM EDT
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last time the wife and i went to one we got a private dance and the chick was all but eating my wife out, her face was an inch away and she was purring.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:13:31 PM EDT
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Apparently it's slang for a "tid" for illiterates............
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:14:49 PM EDT
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Apparently guys like to use their cards.

Have an attorney disputing his 150k bill from a club. The guy was living it up and treating everyone. Even the credit card company called him to approve the charges each time.
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:16:07 PM EDT
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@Atropian_Defector

Wasn't there a strip club you're familiar with that had a birthing pool that had only been used 5 times?
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Close!  Pink Gold in Homestead.




Mons Venus in Tampa is where I go broke.

Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:17:22 PM EDT
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Whatever it takes to get something to eat
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:18:19 PM EDT
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Go on....
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:18:22 PM EDT
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When I was younger, I was blown away by friends just losing their mind at strip clubs.

"For just a few more dances, she said she would blow me"

"Can I borrow some money? I hit the limit on my ATM care and this girl really likes me"

"Of course we can share of bottle of champagne, Jasmine"

"I'm close to getting her number!!"

When I went with friends, I just watched staged dances, or lap dances occurring next to me. I didn't see the point of getting all worked up.

The only time I paid for dances is when I brought a girlfriend with me. Although, if you bring a hot girl, the strippers seem to go out of their way to give them attention anyway.
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LMAO
Link Posted: 2/2/2023 12:21:38 PM EDT
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It's been a long time since I've been to a strip club, but way back when I lived in TX, the rules were as follows:  If it was all nude, there was absolutely no touching allowed(strictly enforced).  If was just a topless club, they could climb all over you like a cheap set of monkey bars.  You were allowed to touch them, providing you kept clear of the fun parts.  If you paid for a lap dance in the private area, I'm pretty sure that the more dances you bought, the more they let you get away with.   At my buddies bachelor party, he said he was a couple knuckles deep in some red headed whore, when he ran out of money   Personally, I'm a cheap bastard, so I never cared to find out.  Plus, I really never had any desire to touch or be touched by a stripper.  Nice to look at, but that's as far as I ever wanted to go.
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Bitches work for that money over at the Red Dog
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