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Posted: 2/2/2023 11:35:03 AM EDT
Went out with a friend last night, got fucked up, I had the bright idea to go to an old titty bar I havent been too in like 10 years. It's the more upscale one in town. He gets a dance and he's feeling her all up and down. I look behind me, dudes are taking turns giving a chick singles on a pole smacking her ass as hard as they can. Stripper comes up to me and grabs my dick and asks if I want a dance, so of course I'm like sure, she takes my hands and puts them all over her tits and ass. I was half expecting a bouncer to kick me out. Last time I was there even when I was in the VIP room you couldn't even do that... Is this the norm now or was that just one of those nights?
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Twenty dollars is twenty dollars
I have only been to two in my lifetime, and both were hands off! |
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Sounds like they switched to a "Happy Ending" policy at that establishment.
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Depends on the bar and also state/local rules.
Some places you can 100% get laid in the back rooms but some places you'll spend more than the actual place you can bang to just get blue balls. I remember being used to Alabama strip clubs which were usually a bit more hands on or at least you couldn't touch much but the girls would throw T&A all over you. Then I went to a bachleors party in nashville and you couldn't even give them money. Had to run up to the stage and throw the cash down and scamper back off lol. Plus it was BYOB. I don't go to them much anymore but when I do it's in Tampa or St. Pete and I let me wife pick because she knows the less depressing and more fun ones. |
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Huh
I always grabbed their tits and I thought they were suppose to grab and grind your dick |
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It is to my understanding that coping a feel was only if the stripper took your hands and placed them where she allowed.
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Fuck Deja Vu. You have to ball up money and throw it.
Nothing compares to the strip clubs I visited in Guam. They would rub pussy in your face. |
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Hands off at all the places around here, unless it's a private stag.
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Quoted: Fuck Deja Vu. You have to ball up money and throw it. Nothing compares to the strip clubs I visited in Guam. They would rub pussy in your face. View Quote |
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Apparently in OKC there is an inspector that sometimes comes by and when he’s there the girls can’t touch you or something like that. They also have to have pasties over their nipples. That was years ago and I’m not big on titty bars so I’ve never been back not sure how it is now.
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I have been in a strip club in Florida where honest to God you could put cocaine and a blow job on a credit card.
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Yeah. I was in one in west valley a few months ago for a buddy’s party. Dancer told me that anything above the waist was fair game. She says no kissing…. like I was planning on kissing a stripper ??
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Quoted: I have been in a strip club in Florida where honest to God you could put cocaine and a blow job on a credit card. View Quote One-stop shopping I knew of one in houston years ago where you could hire quite a few of the girls for takeout. Those girls started selling drugs on the side and got the place busted and shut down. |
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Chris Rock - No Sex in the Champange Room.mpg |
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chicks usually get a free pass to get handsy.
i suppose the stripper can put your hands wherever she likes... |
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Key West has always been hands on. Strip clubs in Thailand were quite the experience too. Hands on and whatever else you felt like. I don’t think you could kill them but anything else was on the table.
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They aren't even allowed to get nude in my AO...
I suppose if you know the secret handshake everything is available in the back room. |
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Quoted: WTF is a "tiddy?" Is that the same thing a titty? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes DD version. Quoted: Quoted: Hands off at all the places around here, unless it's a private stag. The Get Wet Girls have entered the chat This guy knows what's up! |
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Quoted: Still that way? I like to use my credit card for the rewards View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I have been in a strip club in Florida where honest to God you could put cocaine and a blow job on a credit card. Still that way? I like to use my credit card for the rewards Its been 20 years since I went there. However, I don't think Homestead has changed much in those 20 years. |
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last time the wife and i went to one we got a private dance and the chick was all but eating my wife out, her face was an inch away and she was purring.
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Quoted: Still that way? I like to use my credit card for the rewards View Quote Apparently guys like to use their cards. Have an attorney disputing his 150k bill from a club. The guy was living it up and treating everyone. Even the credit card company called him to approve the charges each time. |
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@Atropian_Defector
Wasn't there a strip club you're familiar with that had a birthing pool that had only been used 5 times? |
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Quoted: Mons Venus in Tampa is where I go broke. View Quote When I was younger, I was blown away by friends just losing their mind at strip clubs. "For just a few more dances, she said she would blow me" "Can I borrow some money? I hit the limit on my ATM care and this girl really likes me" "Of course we can share of bottle of champagne, Jasmine" "I'm close to getting her number!!" When I went with friends, I just watched staged dances, or lap dances occurring next to me. I didn't see the point of getting all worked up. The only time I paid for dances is when I brought a girlfriend with me. Although, if you bring a hot girl, the strippers seem to go out of their way to give them attention anyway. |
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It's been a long time since I've been to a strip club, but way back when I lived in TX, the rules were as follows: If it was all nude, there was absolutely no touching allowed(strictly enforced). If was just a topless club, they could climb all over you like a cheap set of monkey bars. You were allowed to touch them, providing you kept clear of the fun parts. If you paid for a lap dance in the private area, I'm pretty sure that the more dances you bought, the more they let you get away with. At my buddies bachelor party, he said he was a couple knuckles deep in some red headed whore, when he ran out of money Personally, I'm a cheap bastard, so I never cared to find out. Plus, I really never had any desire to touch or be touched by a stripper. Nice to look at, but that's as far as I ever wanted to go.
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Quoted: Apparently in OKC there is an inspector that sometimes comes by and when he’s there the girls can’t touch you or something like that. They also have to have pasties over their nipples. That was years ago and I’m not big on titty bars so I’ve never been back not sure how it is now. View Quote Bitches work for that money over at the Red Dog |
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