User Panel
Posted: 7/27/2022 2:27:18 PM EDT
|
|
I'm sure he's quaking in his boots.
What's gonna happen, everybody hate him even more? |
|
|
Old Guy and a Midget |
|
First rule, never apologize. Second rule, tell them to go fuck themselves and get over their panty wadding triggers.
|
|
|
|
john mulaney // midgets |
|
I'm gonna throw the **** out of this little ****ing thing, so if it gets hurt what happens? Cus we're gonna get ****ing nuts.
I don't think it's gonna get hurt. They're like, they have superhuman strength. I think it's gonna be fine. You can't look 'em right in the eyes either. You can't look them in the eyes? No, that's a fact. I saw it on PBS. They get confused and their wires get crossed. You gotta look, like, the chin. Like it looks like I'm looking at you but I'm really looking at your chin. Yeah, I feel like your addressing me right now but you're not are you? They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact where ever you are standing in the room, and then they lock in, you know. No but there is a limit to what we can do with them. We're allowed to throw **** at them. Yes. We're allowed to throw food, banana's? Correct. Any food. But, for example, what I wouldn't do maybe is tell him to pull his **** out and get some of the girls to, you know, fondle him and **** like that. That would be... unacceptable. Well, we'll keep that in our back pocket but this guy is more about throwing, throwing at the dart board. Correct, yes, yes, yes. The thing is this is their gift, okay. They're built to be thrown, like a long-dart. They're top heavy like a long-dart so they're built for accuracy. Oh my god, can we bowl with this guy? That's his ****ing brother, Robbie. His brother's the bowling ball. The brother, you put a skateboard on him, you strap him to skateboard - you toss him down an alley at some pins. No ****, that's interesting. Can we get that guy? We can get that guy too, but it says here that this guy will show his ****. Yeah. He will? Yeah, instead of growing up... they are very ornery, by the way. So you gotta be very careful with these little guys. Safety first. Safety is first, alright. I want someone with a ****ing tranquilizer gun ready to knock this ****er out. Mace, taser guns. Do we want to get like a pellet gun maybe? No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him. I just want him out. Knocked out cold. I say we stick with the loophole, right, okay? If we don't consider him a human, we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear. You know, like The Flying Wallenda's. A lot of those guys died and they never sued anybody. The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip. That's a good point. And the last thing that we need is them getting together and saying oh this, and they make fun of us. It's gonna make Stratton look bad. That's why I love you. You think of **** like that. So they come in, and we treat 'em just like they're one of us. One of us, gooble-gobble, one of us. We accept you, one of us. |
|
You wanna know who midgets hate even more than Jerry Jones?
People who fart in elevators. |
|
I really don't get how being called a dwarf or a little person is better than being called a midget. Dwarfs are creatures of fairytales and little person just sounds retarded.
|
|
|
So what now? Is it "vertically disinclined" or "advantaged for low tasks"
"Little person" sounds fucking condescending. "Midget" is apparently disparaging. I'm confused as to how far up it's own ass PC has gotten these days. |
|
I noticed that Jerry is starting to get that thousand yard stare as well. Maybe he should run in '24 and go for it too.
|
|
NFL went woke. Fuck them all. Hope they burn it all down.
M word, nobody cares. |
|
If you can't handle being offended by minor things, you are going to have a miserable life and people around you will be just as miserable.
|
|
I definitely have nothing against midgets, in fact I'm nuts over them.
|
|
|
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The perpetually offended strike again |
|
Did he take them to the glory hole?
Glory Hole: Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones wants some |
|
When the fuck did midget become a bad word?
All this shit is fucking retarded. |
|
Fuuuck.
The hurt feelz and sads makes me want to bully midgets. |
|
I ain’t offended by this. Not at all.
I’m still not going to be the one to go out of my way to call someone I do not know a “midget” to their face. There is a difference in being offended and just rude. |
|
|
Quoted: Well of course not... you'll strain your back bending down. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I’m still not going to be the one to go out of my way to call someone I do not know a “midget” to their face. Well of course not... you'll strain your back bending down. |
|
Failed To Load Title |
|
Lemme guess, they want him to use the term "little person"? My wife is a little person, my children are little people. Little person ? midget.
Just like when you call someone asian — Asia is a big place. Like russian asian? Indian asian? Islander asian? Iranian asian? What part of asia? Oriental ? asian African-American — what part of Africa? Attached File |
|
|
Been done befo. In congress. This is worth a watch.
Hank Johnson Apologizes for using the "M" Word in Congress |
|
I read the thread title as "Jerry Jones under fire for slaying midget"
This doesn't quite rise to that level. |
|
Why couldn't it have been the N word ? then we might have a chance.
|
|
Quoted: Jap plays, no offense to the orientals. Retarded midget. View Quote Damnit! Knew I was missing one. I have added R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D to my phone's dictionary a million times and it will ALWAYS autocorrect to "restarted". I love the word... matter of fact, I wanted to name my kids "Midge" or "Retread" if either came out 'little' or 'tarded'. |
|
Why did the young lady slap the midget?
He said:. 'Gee, your hair smells terrific '. |
|
Quoted: Did he take them to the glory hole? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5w7zKC3MFs View Quote lmaooooooo |
|
I want my click back.
I went to link expecting an angry mob of midgets, dwarves, and wee people with torches and pitchforks. What I got was “Jerry Jones issues a groveling apology to the little people” Hope the only Super Bowls you see before you leave the mortal coil are on television. |
|
I can over look that.
Is a midget race car driver a little person racing or is it a small dirt race car? It's all so tiring. |
|
Does this mean the midget toss is off at Rick's Lounge in Fayetteville?
|
|
|
libtards: that word is offensive, use this one instead
libtards 2 years later: that new word we told you to use is offensive, use this one |
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.