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Posted: 5/19/2022 9:36:16 AM EDT
If your favorite color is Surrender Flag White and Depression Gray with irregular simple non-mitered trim, unskilled carpentry lines, Industiral galvanized light fixtures and worn hardware - THen Modern Farmhouse is for you!

It combines the sleek clean lines of contemporary Capitalism with the poor socialist (e.g. "cozy") combined with Soviet Inspired "unembelleshment" and irregular textures.  Flaws = style, Wear = patina and artistic, broken = characteristic and practical.  It all looks like socialism decor is trending popular.  When your new home is a white and gray painted cargo container you can feel trendy.  Prison bars might make it feel "secure"

Right now nearly every house being listed is with the above themes.  Please no color.  A red star on your Christmas Tree is the only color allowed.

Yes I am constipated, old and tired.  I need my juice.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:37:14 AM EDT
[#1]
Yep.  It's a garbage look.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:37:53 AM EDT
[#2]
I absolutely hate the gray trend.  Why do you want to live in a storm cloud?!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:38:00 AM EDT
[#3]
I hate it.  I want my house to look like the inside of an operating room.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:38:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Tuscan themed McMansions FTW!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:40:25 AM EDT
[#5]
Is this your second thread complaining about farm house style or is there another bARF.commer who hates farm house style too?



It really must offend people.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:40:37 AM EDT
[#6]
Farmhouse is a rejection of 80s-90s Maximalist Mcmansion.  Maximalist is a rejection of Midcentury, which came about due to shortages of traditional building materials in Europe post WWII.  Anyway, Midcentury had some very practical and cool design themes, and I also can't wait until Farmhouse is relegated to history.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:41:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Is it okay if my shitty farmhouse has been a shitty farmhouse for 170 years?
or do I need to tear everything out and make it look like the set of Frasier?
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:42:09 AM EDT
[#8]
My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:42:22 AM EDT
[#9]
Hate it.  Looks fake.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:42:48 AM EDT
[#10]
I want my Mom's brass fixtures and Peach colored shag carpet back.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:43:28 AM EDT
[#11]
The middle age ladies love that shit though. The white paint they use sucks. Wears too easy.

If it makes the bride happy, what the hell why not. Its growing on me. I’ll say that. I do know for a fact though that I do not miss the real light wood colors from the 90s.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:44:24 AM EDT
[#12]
Gotta love those sliding doors, the ones that run on the tracks with big rollers and don't actually close but kinda of hang there loosely.  They provide you with so much privacy.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:44:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Bunch of fairies in here arguing about interior decorating.

You can take my shiplap wall from my cold dead hands!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:45:58 AM EDT
[#14]
A lot of farmhouses in socialist countries?

Your house has rainbow wallpaper doesnt it?
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:46:12 AM EDT
[#15]
Don't much care.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:46:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Don't know of any houses like that, a local restaurant has that decor, Galvanized metal on the walls, etc.  It's a horrible place to visit simply because of the noise volume.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:46:54 AM EDT
[#17]
Barndominium thread!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:47:32 AM EDT
[#18]
We’re French Provincial in one house and nothing obvious in the log home….comfy leather….no coffee table (yet)

Lucky that we’re condensing furniture from 3 homes into 2.

No Magnolia for me
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:48:33 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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Nice mirror Paul Bunyan. Can even fit your ox in there.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:48:54 AM EDT
[#20]
of all the things to rant about.  this place has gone flaccid.

1/10.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:52:06 AM EDT
[#21]
I am fine with real farm houses. The ones in a residential neighborhood like something out of the Truman Show, made to look "farmy" are stupid.  

Don't get me started on buying new furniture that is painted to look old.  
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:52:29 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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That mirror
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:53:48 AM EDT
[#23]
I guess I'm tired of how overly utilized the look is especially in very nice looking homes.

Having grown up in a real farmhouse, I despise the sterile un-used land un-stocked up look that has a large pantry full of empty decorative jars.

I just have a creepy feeling its trying to make plain and simple stand out while actually not highlighting plain and simple have to be practical and actually used.

An old farmhouse had people canning and stocking shelves for what-ifs,  Growing up under Jimmy Carter, I spent my summers cutting trees and splitting firewood so it would be seasoned for winter.  Our house was heated by wood furnace.  It was warm but so dry static electricity would shock you with everything you touched.  People that want to feel trendy about soviet-style worn in looks will be happy when their home looks the part.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:54:21 AM EDT
[#24]
I've told my wife that "Farm house" means really shitty paint/finish job from what I can tell. That if she wants to decorate a room or the house as "Farmhouse" then I'm gonna do some "Farmhouse" drywall and flooring work.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:54:42 AM EDT
[#25]
QUIT LIKING WHAT I DON’T LIKE!!!
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 9:59:21 AM EDT
[#26]
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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That's not the look OP is describing.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:01:42 AM EDT
[#27]
I love how ARFCOM immediately applies political values to anything they subjectively dislike.

It’s literally just interior decor, it’s not politics.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:01:56 AM EDT
[#28]
Simple principle - avoid fake anything - wood, distressed, fur, art, etc. Avoid trends. Most of us who think we do still get caught up in them. Every trend usually has some elements worth adapting, but don't get carried away on the latest "themes" marketed on TV.

Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:05:01 AM EDT
[#29]
It's terrible.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:05:56 AM EDT
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I love how ARFCOM immediately applies political values to anything they subjectively dislike.

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^This....
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:06:50 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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Given that you are in Kentucky, is that a double-wide-extra-high?  
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:06:52 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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That mirror

TV is way too high
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:08:57 AM EDT
[#33]
I like the sinks other than that meh
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:10:49 AM EDT
[#34]
Bring back harvest gold appliances, avocado green shagg carpet, orange couches, and wood paneling!

Let's face it. Every generation has their shitty decor.


Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:12:03 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/349595/20210406_163533-2389227.jpg



That mirror

TV is way too high


Right! Mounting TVs up high on walls is the most idiotic trend ever. Its not ergomomic and it looks stupid.

Also, where is the sound system? Internal television speakers are awful.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:20:23 AM EDT
[#36]
If we're going to politicize home decor I'm going with the theory that it's a rejection of socialism and a heartening back to the frontier spirit of independence.

Women wanting to have a clean, neat and easily sanitized look that can be used to cook and can food and prepare for hard times. The desire for traditional looks can encourage basic women to search for traditional values to go with them.

Chip and JoJo epitomize hard work and perseverance and success. It's not the worst thing for women to want babies and a nice home. Let's also put the Pioneer Woman in there too. A show focused on cooking and taking care of a man doing agricultural work is a good thing.

Regardless of the authenticity of the characters we should absolutely cheer traditional values when they are presented and successful.

I mean which woman would you want to build a life with? The Pioneer Woman/Joanna Gaines or Amy Schumer?

Pic your image of women carefully.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:21:02 AM EDT
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Nice mirror Paul Bunyan. Can even fit your ox in there.
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/349595/20210406_163533-2389227.jpg

Nice mirror Paul Bunyan. Can even fit your ox in there.

His ox is already on the floor.

Kharn
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:21:13 AM EDT
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Right! Mounting TVs up high on walls is the most idiotic trend ever. Its not ergomomic and it looks stupid.

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Nothing like having to crane your neck to watch a movie with tinny internal sound and the glare from all those windows and that huge mirror blowing out the screen…
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:23:25 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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the glare on the TV must be horrible. Love tall ceilings though...
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:23:40 AM EDT
[#40]
HATE farmhouse


I blame those damn fake tv remodelers from WACO
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:24:05 AM EDT
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My house is grey inside, but that's because i have 18' ceilings and tons of windows. Darker colors are useful for contrast in big bright rooms. Then again, I also have really nice cofferred ceilings and trim work too, so it all works well together.

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That's a nice looking room.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:24:48 AM EDT
[#42]
Looks like Grandpa is angry his investment in wood paneled walls, orange countertops, and linoleum flooring isn’t selling for $150k over asking.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:24:59 AM EDT
[#43]
"Decor" is so fucking far down my list of shit to worry about that it isn't even on the list.

Whatever the fuck decor makes you happy is good with me.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:30:00 AM EDT
[#44]
I like it.  

Minimalist and clean looking but still has a warm and comfortable feel.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:33:16 AM EDT
[#45]
Today I learned from GD that anything, anything at all, can be anti-American, socialist, communist, or whatever is bad today with enough mental gymnastics.

Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:35:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Don't really care. Someone else can do what they want. Another house is not visible from mine, not my problem.
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:36:33 AM EDT
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If we're going to politicize home decor I'm going with the theory that it's a rejection of socialism and a heartening back to the frontier spirit of independence.

Women wanting to have a clean, neat and easily sanitized look that can be used to cook and can food and prepare for hard times. The desire for traditional looks can encourage basic women to search for traditional values to go with them.

Chip and JoJo epitomize hard work and perseverance and success. It's not the worst thing for women to want babies and a nice home. Let's also put the Pioneer Woman in there too. A show focused on cooking and taking care of a man doing agricultural work is a good thing.

Regardless of the authenticity of the characters we should absolutely cheer traditional values when they are presented and successful.

I mean which woman would you want to build a life with? The Pioneer Woman/Joanna Gaines or Amy Schumer?

Pic your image of women carefully.
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Or, maybe not base anything in your real life on marketing images and TV shows in general?
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:36:41 AM EDT
[#48]
Brb using imagination bc OP can't post pics
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:38:35 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 5/19/2022 10:40:03 AM EDT
[#50]
Midcentury Modern is what we've got at casa de Joker.

I'm never going to give it up. Everyday it's like visiting grandma's house or stepping onto the set of Mad Men.
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