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Posted: 1/25/2022 12:10:43 AM EDT

My 9 year old son FaceTimed me a few minutes ago. I sent him a few clips of Spaceballs that I thought were funny.

When I answered FaceTime, he told me “I’m surrounded by assholes!” I laughed. My ex wife did not.

Going to watch the movie with him this weekend

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:13:50 AM EDT

[#1]

Keep firing assholes !

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:17:33 AM EDT

[#2]

What?
You went over my helmet?!

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:18:20 AM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:18:26 AM EDT

[#4]

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:19:10 AM EDT

[#5]

I'm impressed by how many people did not get the Spaceballs reference when Elon Musk came out with a flamethrower.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:20:18 AM EDT

[#6]

Attached File

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:22:53 AM EDT

[#7]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine !

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:24:40 AM EDT

[#8]

Spaceballs the Movie: Flamethrower!!

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:26:46 AM EDT

[#9]

The radar has been jammed, sir!

Raspberry!

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:27:21 AM EDT

[#10]

It's free on YT.

No need to be picky

Or comb the desert to find it...

(audience groans)

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:27:39 AM EDT

[#11]

Such a good movie, and in my opinion, perfect for a father-son movie night!!

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:28:07 AM EDT

[#12]

A Druish Princess

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:28:14 AM EDT

[#13]

Awesome movie.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:32:44 AM EDT

[#14]

I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:33:00 AM EDT

[#15]

They've gone to plaid.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:33:21 AM EDT

[#16]

She gives good helmet.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:34:06 AM EDT

[#17]

Just plain yogurt.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:34:45 AM EDT

[#18]

Oh no. Not again.

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:34:54 AM EDT

[#19]

So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

Seen it way too many times to count.. However I still pick something up in the background or line from Airplane!

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:35:45 AM EDT

[#20]

My daughter loved the alien popping out of the guys gut at the diner at the end. Haha!

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:36:51 AM EDT

[#21]

Mel Brooks did't lie at the end of History of the World part 1
" Next, Jews in Space"

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:41:10 AM EDT

[#22]

Spaceballs (8/11) Movie CLIP - Dark Helmet Plays With Dolls (1987) HD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoXyXiwOBg

Posted: 1/25/2022 12:54:36 AM EDT

[#23]

Attached File

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:02:53 AM EDT

[#24]

It's my industrial-strength hair dryer.

AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:31:45 AM EDT

[#25]

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:33:47 AM EDT

[#26]

Mel Brooks is one of my heroes.

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:43:22 AM EDT

[#27]

Still funny no matter how many times I watch it.

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:50:30 AM EDT

[#28]

What's the Matter Col. Saunders? Chicken??

BIGGER_HAMMER

We use the "Going to Plaid" line quite a bit around the Hammer Haus...

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:52:16 AM EDT

[#29]

That movie really sucks!

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:52:43 AM EDT

[#30]

Here comes the Badyear Blimp!

Posted: 1/25/2022 1:59:57 AM EDT

[#31]

Gotta love Pizza the Hutt.

Posted: 1/25/2022 2:07:08 AM EDT

[#32]

Quote History

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Keep firing assholes !

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That will be the battle cry of the new republic!

Posted: 1/25/2022 2:09:03 AM EDT

[#33]

Barf!

Not in here mister! This is a Mercedes!

Posted: 1/25/2022 2:09:36 AM EDT

[#34]

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal...

Posted: 1/25/2022 8:39:02 AM EDT

[#35]

SpaceBalls? Oh shit, there goes the planet

Posted: 1/25/2022 8:44:05 AM EDT

[#36]

We ain’t found shit!

Posted: 1/25/2022 8:45:00 AM EDT

[#37]

My kids love that movie

They love Slapshot too ;)

Posted: 1/25/2022 8:57:11 AM EDT

[#38]

Spaceballs?

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:00:01 AM EDT

[#39]

Holy Shit!!!!!
Not bad.
Not bad, for a Girl.

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:00:08 AM EDT

[#40]

1-2-3-4-5

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:00:20 AM EDT

[#41]

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When does this^ happen in the movie?...

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:02:09 AM EDT

[#42]

I told you to never call me on this wall!

...

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:03:38 AM EDT

[#43]

I'll bet she gives great helmet....

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:06:23 AM EDT

[#44]

Attached File

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:07:14 AM EDT

[#45]

Attached File

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:08:26 AM EDT

[#46]

I’m the first with:

Suck, Suck, Suck

Figured I’d be last to post that.

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:10:29 AM EDT

[#47]

Quote History

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When does this^ happen in the movie?...

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Now.

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:12:41 AM EDT

[#48]

We’re in now now. What’s happening now is happening now.

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:17:58 AM EDT

[#49]

He’s my cousin sir

Posted: 1/25/2022 9:21:56 AM EDT

[#50]

I’m a Mogg, half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.

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