Why is there so much barely disguised or open bragging in GD?

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Posted: 7/21/2021 6:58:25 PM EDT

There is a lot of bragging in GD, humble or otherwise. Topics about which dudes on this site brag include but are not limited to how much money they have/make, how many women they sleep with, how big their house is, how bad ass/tough they are, and how well they can shoot. It's really lame. It leaves me wondering if someone of you were raised by wolves, or if you just got on the internet and decided that the rules that govern not being incredibly tacky somehow don't apply as they do in the real world.

Posted: 7/21/2021 6:59:23 PM EDT

[#1]

We don’t have any real friends so we have to post shit here vs talk to actual people

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:00:28 PM EDT

[#2]

Sorry about your < 10" dick, OP.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:00:41 PM EDT

[#3]

Nothing like dick measuring on the internet.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:00:45 PM EDT

[#4]

I suppose it for the same reason people openly bitch and whine in GD.

Because they can!

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:00:50 PM EDT

[#5]

First day on the Internet?

Hell, this was a thing back in my BBS days.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:01:15 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:01:38 PM EDT

[#7]

My penis is of average size

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:01:39 PM EDT

[#8]

You do realize it's mostly for entertainment and satire?

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:01:47 PM EDT

[#9]

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Sorry about your < 10" dick, OP.

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My dick literally fell off from envy reading about some of the exploits in GD.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:02:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Look at my bass boat OP

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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:02:25 PM EDT

[#11]

Poor people thread.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:02:27 PM EDT

[#12]

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First day on the Internet?

Hell, this was a thing back in my BBS days.

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Yes, actually. It's a strange place, for sure.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:02:43 PM EDT

[#13]

South Park episode Your mommas so poor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-6edkcXbo

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:02:49 PM EDT

[#14]

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You do realize it's mostly for entertainment and satire?

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lol, for SO MANY of these dudes, it's not AT ALL.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Found a poor.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:10 PM EDT

[#16]

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Look at my bass boat OP

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG

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That's pretty awesome dude.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:14 PM EDT

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We don’t have any real friends so we have to post shit here vs talk to actual people

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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:23 PM EDT

[#18]

It’s the internet. Most are lying.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:53 PM EDT

[#19]

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My penis is of average size

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Yeah I'm only rocking 10" too

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:54 PM EDT

[#20]

We're all like Dan bilzerian except we actually have money. You aren't?

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:03:58 PM EDT

[#21]

It seems natural for an accomplished man to be proud of his life's work.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:04:16 PM EDT

[#22]

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Look at my bass boat OP

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG

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you mean, look at the BANK's bass boat

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:04:55 PM EDT

[#23]

LOL. You sound like a weak suck.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:05:03 PM EDT

[#24]

I don’t know why people are like that, but back in ‘82, I could throw a pig skin a quarter mile.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:05:17 PM EDT

[#25]

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Look at my bass boat OP

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG

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I don't know if the RAM or all the neighborhood utilities are the humble brag here, but well done!

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:05:18 PM EDT

[#26]

We are all shirtless teenagers munching cheetos in our moms basement op

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:06:02 PM EDT

[#27]

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It’s the internet. Most are lying.

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Lies on the Internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:06:24 PM EDT

[#28]

OP is just letting us know he's noticed our inferior behavior, does not approve, and by the way, stop bragging.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:06:26 PM EDT

[#29]

Has op been to the "Biggest Dick" thread in the Silver level of Team?

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:06:37 PM EDT

[#30]

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We are all shirtless teenagers munching cheetos in our moms basement op

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I'm munching cheetos in YOUR mom's basement LOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:06:43 PM EDT

[#31]

Overweightism

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:07:06 PM EDT

[#32]

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Has op been to the "Biggest Dick" thread in the Silver level of Team?

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LOL are you fucking for real?

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:07:09 PM EDT

[#33]

everybody alive is a cunt about something and seeking validation. Whether it's bragging about buying a new car, or buying a used car, its all about trying to think they are smarter or better than someone out there for their decisions. It's an attempt to tell themselves they made the right call, while also blowing themselves at a chance to feel superior. When in doubt, remember that everyone is a cunt. WOAFP-Ar15.com 5/15/20.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:07:29 PM EDT

[#34]

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My penis is of average size

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Average for a Norwhale

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:07:48 PM EDT

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OP is just letting us know he's noticed our inferior behavior, does not approve, and by the way, stop bragging.

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Indeed. We are all signaling the time, and apparently all I'm doing here is counter-signaling.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:08:05 PM EDT

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Average for a Norwhale

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Na normal American white guy penis

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:08:19 PM EDT

[#37]

Sorry, my 12 inch cock is making it hard to type on my laptop right now... Let me take my jet down to the lake house and use my other computer while my supermodel wife and her 7 friends tend my loins and make me sammiches...

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:08:28 PM EDT

[#38]

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We are all shirtless teenagers munching cheetos in our moms basement op

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Your mom buys you Cheetos! Lucky!

Mine only buys me the generic POOFS...

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:08:46 PM EDT

[#39]

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My penis is of average size

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but avg for GD still puts you in the huge category.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:09:43 PM EDT

[#40]

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Look at my bass boat OP

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG

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But tier seven yard

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:10:11 PM EDT

[#41]

I'm a very humble person in real life.
Very humble in fact.
I am probably the most humble person I have ever had the pleasure to meet.
Everyone who gets to know me immediately remarks on how humble I am...

That being said, the anonymity of the internet sometimes brings out the worst in people.
Other times, the great folks on GD come together and help out a complete stranger.
I've witnessed a lot of kindness and generosity on here over the years.
Some of it no one knows about.

I imagine that if I had a personal crisis or emergency, a number of people would come forward to help.
I won't mention anything i have done for other afcommers though because of my expansive humility...

You take the good with the not as good in anything.
GD is a great place.
I love you all in a purely platonic way.
Cheers

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:10:39 PM EDT

[#42]

My wife has big tits

Take that OP

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:11:16 PM EDT

[#43]

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Sorry, my 12 inch cock is making it hard to type on my laptop right now... Let me take my jet down to the lake house and use my other computer while my supermodel wife and her 7 friends tend my loins and make me sammiches...

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Oh yeah, another super common humble brag here is guys being thankful for having a wife who wants to wait on them hand and foot.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:11:25 PM EDT

[#44]

Because it is GD

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:12:01 PM EDT

[#45]

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My wife has big tits

Take that OP

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That's cool. Do they hurt her back?

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:12:04 PM EDT

[#46]

I may be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:12:07 PM EDT

[#47]

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But tier seven yard

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Fuck You weeds, I’ll kill your ass and everything planted there for 5 fucking years !

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:12:23 PM EDT

[#48]

I knew most were lying when I started reading the transfer fee threads.

Posted: 7/21/2021 7:13:30 PM EDT

[#49]

OP is right. You guys should learn to be more humble, like me. Hell, I would win practically every humility contest I decided to participate in, I’m so goddamn humble.