Now, look here, chaps! I am getting sick and tired of you blasted micks and krauts talking trash about the British. So was it the British' faults that you bloody Irish were too drunk to keep your own land? What rot! I am sick and tired of you Irish making those awful rackets about the English when the fact is, many of you go accross the strait to work in UK to feed your families full of potatoes! Without UK, Scotland and Ireland would be in worse off condition than Albania. Without the Great Britain, the Scots and the Irish would be the poorest bastards in the westen hemisphere. You guys are just jealous that Great Britain is so great, that is why you keep making those frightful noise about the English in order to hide your own incompetencies!
As with you krauts, how did you like the taste of the British spunk during the first and the second world war, heh? You damned bosch make me sick! The British ought to turn your women into prostitutes for their soldiers and turn all of your cities into farm lands! You think you are superior than the British when the fact is, your country is full of fat men in those silly leather shorts burping to the rhytm of "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain".
I've been silent too long, listening to you bloody bastards talking trash about the British. It's time somebody straighten you out!
Dash all of you!