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Posted: 5/13/2004 11:56:18 PM EDT
Whoo hoo - first post from a long time lurker...hought
http://itshappening.com/showthread.php?t=40563 Some of the comments are hillarious |
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Welcome...about freaking time you signed up!
Now please answer the following questions. 1: How do you feel about abortion? 2. How do you feel about Israel? 3. Are you a Muslim? 4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? 5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? 6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? 7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? 8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? 9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? and most importantly....... 10. How do you feel about cats? You have 15 minutes...................go! Sgtar15 |
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I have been here for two months and never got this quiz, so Ill give it a try
1: How do you feel about abortion? evil 2. How do you feel about Israel? they have a right to exist 3. Are you a Muslim? not now, not ever 4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? why are you asking 5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? i have no fucking clue 6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? danish 7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? i have no clue 8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? not anytime soon, I am moving to the boonies of minnesota in a week so i wont have internet access. 9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? about five months ago 10. How do you feel about cats? I've shot a few boy howdy that was fun |
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Sgtar15 |
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1: How do you feel about abortion?
Abortion Bad 2. How do you feel about Israel? Isreal Good 3. Are you a Muslim? No way! 4. Are you a Zombie? Can you prove it? Not a Zombie - I don't need to eat brains to survive and I am not a member of greenpeace, peta or the ACLU... 5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? He got banned?! Actually, I don't know the details...know the name, not the story. I was here back when McUzi and Bog were running around though. And I remember Arock hatHe's from sweden, right? 7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? Not enough :) 8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? Hows next paycheck sound? 9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? Dang Sarge, that sounds like a trick question.... and most importantly....... 10. How do you feel about cats? Tasty! You have 15 minutes...................go! Sgtar15 |
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Yeah, Sweden is the capital of Scandinavia. DrProf(the dutch guy) earned his PHD inYodeling school there. He can do some amazing things with his throat. SGtar15 |
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I don't think that last line came out how you meant it |
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I don't think that last line came out how you meant it
this...from a guy named "pokechoke"??????? |
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i don't know this story...? |
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He said you don't WANT to know. Heed this advice, Luke Skywalker. |
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Ah ha! Now they know the REAL power of ARFCOM! The board is down, probably because WE swamped it! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Hell even I know the story of Frank the Spank, I'm a LONGTIME lurker.
<--- see the post count and sign up date. BTW almost all of those were in the original and now new BOTD thread. Charlie |
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1. Evil. 2. Good. 3. No. 4. Yes. I like brains fried with just a little butter on occasion. 5. Posting pics of poo. 6. "Not Dutch" 7. Not sure (definitely not enough). 8. Lifetime membership here. 9. Who said I stopped? 10. I hate cats. |
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just walk away now.....no RUN!!!!! |
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Pop Quiz. I like it . |
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I would really like to know what that picture is everyone is talking about!
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Incoming IM! |
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I had to register with that site before I could see the picture...
OOOOHS NOES!!!!!! Mac I'm gonna kill you!!!!!! |
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1: How do you feel about abortion? Wrong 2. How do you feel about Israel? I don't 3. Are you a Muslim? Ummmm Not last time I checked 4. Are you a Zombie? Yes Can you prove it? No 5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned? I am frank the spank, i got banned for living up to my name 6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy? Ummm he is from brazil right 7. How much money have you spent with the vendors? You have money?? 8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line? I might do that again one day 9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange? WHO STOPPED???? and most importantly....... 10. How do you feel about cats? They taste very good, but not quite as good as Horse meat. |
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1: How do you feel about abortion? I feel that it's okay only as long as the woman was impregnated by Imbroglio.
2. How do you feel about Israel?They are God's chosen people. Nuke the Palestinians. 3. Are you a Muslim?Isn't that some sort of material that feedbags are made of? 4. Are you a Zombie? yeah, Rob's my dad.Can you prove it?Not exactly, as he left my mother for some living dead girl while I was still in the womb. 5. If you really are a long time lurker then who is Frank the Spank and why did he get banned?Who ordered the poo-poo platter? 6. What is the nationality of that dutch guy?DKprof wears wooden shoes? 7. How much money have you spent with the vendors?Since time=money, it's how much time have I spent on the vendors? 8. When do you plan on paying $20 for a membership so you can get a cool avatar, email, and sig line?That's a trick question, right? You don't get an Arfcom e-mail address with the $20 membership. 9. When did you stop beating black Irish jewish lesbians that underwent a sexchange?When I found out my mother was one of them. and most importantly....... 10. How do you feel about cats?I hate that damned Broadway show. |
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DING DING DING DING We have a winner!!! SGtar15 |
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We shoudl organize an ARFcom Cat hunt, like the gopher shoots that are always being arranged....
Cats are good eating, better shooting |
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Cannot stand cats, shot quite a few. Might this site entertaining: Catscrathers |
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