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Posted: 5/9/2004 10:17:09 PM EDT
I love oxymorons...Here's a few I have
Military Intelligence Jumbo Shrimp Holy War Civil War Good Wife  Clean Dirt Government Organization Alone Together Taped Live Pretty Ugly Microsoft Works  Act Naturally Anarchy Rules! |
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Posted: 5/9/2004 10:25:23 PM EDT
[#1]
mopar power
 ok now everyone hates me |
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Posted: 5/9/2004 10:27:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Human resources, they are neither human or resourcefull
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Posted: 5/9/2004 10:32:29 PM EDT
[#3]
here's a few...
Living Dead Same Difference Plastic Glasses Head Butt Tax Return Dodge Ram Work Party disaster preparedness |
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Posted: 5/9/2004 10:43:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Union Workers
Digital |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 12:11:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Socially Adjusted ARFCOMMER
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Posted: 5/10/2004 12:12:48 AM EDT
[#6]
christian scientists
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Posted: 5/10/2004 12:52:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Million Mom March
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Posted: 5/10/2004 1:20:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Honest Politician
Water Quality / Quality Water Reasonable Gun Regulation Cured Alcoholic |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 1:30:19 AM EDT
[#9]
In my house she does! My favorite: Rap music |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 1:37:19 AM EDT
[#10]
Agreesive moderation.
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 1:40:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Down escalator or elevator.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 2:30:11 AM EDT
[#12]
More of an oxymoronic statement but still good is "We will not tolerate intolerance". I think I heard that one at the Columbine memorial.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 2:32:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Necessary Evil
Virtual Reality Student Teacher Catfish Uninvited Guest Silent Alarm Legally Drunk Authentic Reproduction Young Adult |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 3:21:02 AM EDT
[#14]
Yugo Turbo
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Posted: 5/10/2004 3:30:31 AM EDT
[#15]
Ford Tough
Country Music Conservative Democrat Ultimate Driving Machine The People's Candidate Primary Election General Election Voter Apathy Government Assistance |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 3:36:53 AM EDT
[#16]
'Democrat Think-Tank'
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Posted: 5/10/2004 3:40:34 AM EDT
[#17]
Strawberry Chocolate Milk (is that an oxy-moron, or just plain moron-ic?)
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:05:34 AM EDT
[#18]
respectable college professor
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:09:50 AM EDT
[#19]
Happily married
Honest crook dogfish good cat It turned up missing. {midwestern phrase} Can you barrow me some whatever. White lie Mostly honest. A little pregnant. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:10:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Thundering silence
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:16:00 AM EDT
[#21]
Christian Rock.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:20:00 AM EDT
[#22]
Dark Light Beer
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:42:20 AM EDT
[#23]
Liberal Logic
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:44:35 AM EDT
[#24]
honest lawyer
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:49:09 AM EDT
[#25]
Gunboat diplomacy
Sabre rattleing Military Intelligence |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:54:09 AM EDT
[#26]
Gun-toting Democrat.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 5:25:43 AM EDT
[#27]
Lawyer Friend (sorry ETH )Half-hour Lunch Hour |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:49:22 AM EDT
[#28]
Common sense gun control
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Posted: 5/10/2004 7:01:19 AM EDT
[#29]
Athletic scholarship
Evening the odds |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:46:34 AM EDT
[#30]
If you search for the truth you will find most truely happy people are married. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:49:41 AM EDT
[#31]
Measured Response
Scatter Drill |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:50:56 AM EDT
[#32]
Civil war. Wouldn't peace be much more civil?
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Posted: 5/10/2004 8:54:43 AM EDT
[#33]
Politically Correct
Abortion Doctor Career Politician Union Labor Congressional Action Legal Justice |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:08:29 AM EDT
[#34]
Not really oxymorons
Driveway Parkway Freeway oxymoron Blacklight |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:12:35 AM EDT
[#35]
EXTRA VIRGIN
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:28:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:32:33 AM EDT
[#37]
Actually, these are when you concider that you PARK in a DRIVEway and DRIVE on a PARKway |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:35:04 AM EDT
[#38]
non-stop
killing time girlscout cookies hot chili rush hour |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:36:56 AM EDT
[#39]
Everyone knows that it is a descalator. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 9:41:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/10/2004 10:09:36 AM EDT
[#41]
butt sex Whoops, wrong thread. 
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Posted: 5/10/2004 10:25:57 AM EDT
[#42]
"Hot water heater". IF the waters is already hot why do you need to heat it??
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Posted: 5/10/2004 10:42:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Semi Automatic Assault Weapon! Don't laugh. Its written into the gunlaws of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts!
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Posted: 5/10/2004 11:16:16 AM EDT
[#44]
^^>Billy Mays<^^ I'd think that would more likely be an "Uber Moron". One of My faves..... "same difference" Tall Shadow |
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