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Posted: 5/8/2004 7:16:50 PM EDT

as the absolutely worst movie ever made. I skipped it in the theater and damn am I glad. Saw it on Stars. It sucked. Right up there with Godzilla and Mission to Mars.

On a positive note, saw Underworld last week and it was better then average.

Posted: 5/8/2004 7:17:37 PM EDT

[#1]

HULK = Worst. Movie. Ever.

I couldn't agree more.

Posted: 5/8/2004 7:20:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Gangland was worse, I tried to watch this POS tonight and it was impossible.

Posted: 5/8/2004 7:26:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Gangland was worse, I tried to watch this POS tonight and it was impossible.

Highly doubtful. Hulk was like watching a big steaming pile of dog crap decompose into a steaming puddle of dog crap. May the directer and writers and producer be forever banished to someones basement pit. "You need to put the lotion on or you don't get any food".

Jennifer Connelly is starting to get that old crackwhore look to her. Too skinny tweeker.

Posted: 5/8/2004 7:41:22 PM EDT

[#4]

I couldn't stand Underworld, it was like you were watching the middle of an action movie. That and anyone who knows ANYTHING about vampires knows that movie was extremely inaccurate. Any decent vampire could smoke a warewolf. That and they were the worst shots ever, they couldn't hit crap, but vampires have increased motorskills and vision making them awesome shots. Also, when the main vampire chick was shooting she held her guns all crooked and limp-wristed.

Digital

Posted: 5/8/2004 7:44:29 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I couldn't stand Underworld, it was like you were watching the middle of an action movie. That and anyone who knows ANYTHING about vampires knows that movie was extremely inaccurate. Any decent vampire could smoke a warewolf. That and they were the worst shots ever, they couldn't hit crap, but vampires have increased motorskills and vision making them awesome shots. Also, when the main vampire chick was shooting she held her guns all crooked and limp-wristed.

Digital

But alteast the chick was hot.

I didnt see Hulk. Its on the if I have nothing better and its free list.

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:15:24 PM EDT

[#6]

Comparing Godzilla and Mission to Mars to The Hulk is an insult to them. I could find some small redeeming qualities in both of them but could find nothing at all to like in The Hulk.

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:23:22 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I couldn't stand Underworld, it was like you were watching the middle of an action movie. That and anyone who knows ANYTHING about vampires knows that movie was extremely inaccurate. Any decent vampire could smoke a warewolf. That and they were the worst shots ever, they couldn't hit crap, but vampires have increased motorskills and vision making them awesome shots. Also, when the main vampire chick was shooting she held her guns all crooked and limp-wristed.

Digital

Inaccurate in regards to what? Real Vampires? Bram Stokers book?

You do know they aren't real right? Even in the mythology I don't ever recal hearing about a vampire and a werewolf going head to head.

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:30:22 PM EDT

[#8]

I liked Hulk, Mission to Mars and Underworld.

In fact, I watched Hulk today/

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:36:04 PM EDT

[#9]

I thought Underworld was a pretty good movie

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:49:22 PM EDT

[#10]

I thought hulk would suck from the previews with all that TERRIBLE CG CRAP... I'm so sick of all the CG it's not even funny. I think it all started with INdependance day which was a great movie but everybody wanted to out do it.... Sorry I started a rant there.

Anyway, MOvie was terrible, I downloaded it about a week after it hit threatres adn still wanted my money back.... Well, my time back at least.

Underworld could have been a great movie but they screwed that one up. Let's hope the sequel comes out better.

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:53:58 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I couldn't stand Underworld, it was like you were watching the middle of an action movie. That and anyone who knows ANYTHING about vampires knows that movie was extremely inaccurate. Any decent vampire could smoke a warewolf. That and they were the worst shots ever, they couldn't hit crap, but vampires have increased motorskills and vision making them awesome shots. Also, when the main vampire chick was shooting she held her guns all crooked and limp-wristed.

Digital

Vampires and Werewolves are fictional creatures man....

I liked Underworld a lot, I am so glad that they didnt go with CG for the werewolves.

Posted: 5/8/2004 8:54:29 PM EDT

[#12]

I figured as much.

Posted: 5/9/2004 12:20:39 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
INdependance day which was a great movie

Don't MAKE me put the smack down. ID was such a noxious puddle of fermenting vomit that I am only barely able to suppress the urge to kill everyone involved. Heck, it even makes Armageddon look like a half-way decent movie, and that's got Ben Asslick in it!

Let's see: there's a spaceship FIFTEEN MILES IN DIAMETER hovering over your city, and the best you can do is shoot at it with some AMRAAMs? What the hell is a 7" missle with a 40 lb. warhead going to do to something 15 miles across?

And the best thing you could come up with is frickin' Jeff Goldblum uploading a virus written on a Mac to the alien ship? Which naturally use TCP/IP and 802.3 Ethernet, and runs MacOS? Yeah, I buy that.

The clowns that wrote and directed this movie should stick to writing local furnature store ads and leave the film-making to Michael Mann and QT.

-Troy

Posted: 5/9/2004 12:49:00 AM EDT

[#14]

This discussion just goes to prove that teotwawki/shtf movies that contain [the things that shall not be named] as the main antagonists, are always safe bets.

Peace be with you.

Posted: 5/9/2004 12:54:48 AM EDT

[#15]

I thought Waterworld was a good flick....

Posted: 5/9/2004 5:48:51 AM EDT

[#16]

Didn't Tim Robbins get freeze dried in outer space in "Mission to Mars"?
Worth the price of admission, if you ask me.

Posted: 5/10/2004 3:20:56 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
as the absolutely worst movie ever made. I skipped it in the theater and damn am I glad. Saw it on Stars. It sucked. Right up there with Godzilla and Mission to Mars.

On a positive note, saw Underworld last week and it was better then average.

You got off easy.

I watched Blowing for Columbine on Starz a couple of days ago. I had to keep getting up to find something to semi-distract myself. I had put off watching it until it was free. Someone put Moore out of my misery!

Posted: 5/10/2004 3:23:50 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
as the absolutely worst movie ever made. I skipped it in the theater and damn am I glad. Saw it on Stars. It sucked. Right up there with Godzilla and Mission to Mars.

On a positive note, saw Underworld last week and it was better then average.

You got off easy.

I watched Blowing for Columbine on Starz a couple of days ago. I had to keep getting up to find something to semi-distract myself. I had put off watching it until it was free. Someone put Moore out of my misery!

I dry-fired my revolver into his fat head maybe 500 times throught that one.

Posted: 5/10/2004 3:25:18 AM EDT

[#19]

Out of everyone I know that has saw it, I seem to be the only person that remotely liked it. It was far from the greatest, though.

Posted: 5/10/2004 3:31:33 AM EDT

[#20]

Underworld was ok... I think a sequel has potential if they decide to do one. Not as good as Blade though.

I liked the Hulk. Yeah, ok... didn't follow the comic to the "T", but what comic adaptation film ever has? In all honsty though, the could have left out the whole thing with the father and it might have beenjust as good... or at least the final part where he turns into that giant gamma bubble... that was gay. I thought the CGI Hulk was amazing though. I also liked the musical score.

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