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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:59:30 PM EDT
She just came into the den all primp and prauper. Hair done and dressed up nice. SHe asked me if I noticed anything differant about her.
I replied: "Yeah...your out of the kitchen, make me a sandwich." She just frowned and walked off in a huff muttering something about her hair.  Women!!!! I wonder where my sandwich is......  Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:01:12 PM EDT
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I say the same thing, but I have my sandwich.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:02:41 PM EDT
[#2]
You're married????!!!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:04:34 PM EDT
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Oh yeah...18 years now. Quite happy too! Would be happier if I had my sandwich  Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:08:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:09:38 PM EDT
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Yeah, if the wedding would have been a murder sentance I would be a free man by now. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:12:46 PM EDT
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[Rick James mode] COLD-HEARTED[/Rick James mode]  |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:13:33 PM EDT
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 you truely are the manQ:Does a women need a watch? A:No, theres a clock in the kitchen |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:14:00 PM EDT
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You can still talk and type. The last thing I would hear, as I layed in a pool of blood, would be her saying, "How do I reload this!"
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:12:57 PM EDT
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A couple was having a party with all of their friends to celebrate their twentieth wedding anniversary. When the wife saw her husband crying in a corner all by himself, she walk over to him. "This is so nice to see you here, crying and thinking about all the years we have spent together," she said with one hand on his shoulders. "Yeah," he said while clearing the tears from his eyes with the palms of his hands, "I was remembering when you dad, the police chief, told me that I had to marry you or spend the next twenty years in jail. I could have been a free man today!" |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:14:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Suffering the lack of "domestic" benefits again are we?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:32:33 PM EDT
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My friend was talking to his girlfriend about a wedding that they are both in, and the girlfriend was complaining that women get screwed when it comes to weddings. They have to buy engagement presents AND wedding presents, throw the bachelorette party, and they have to pay for their dresses and stuff. She said men have it so easy because all we do is rent a tuxedo. But my friend said "Are you kidding me? The guy has to get MARRIED!" She was none too pleased with him.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:36:08 PM EDT
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Hey Sarge!
Ever get that sandwich yet?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:45:21 PM EDT
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To save bandwidth, please ONLY inform us when you are NOT in trouble with her.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:00:58 PM EDT
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I don’t know about him, but this gorgeous gal just gave me a Triple Decker Turkey Club sandwich. Just the way I like it.
Who wants the leftover pickles? *burp* |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:05:08 PM EDT
[#15]
Was she the waitress at Denny's?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:09:13 PM EDT
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As my old sig line used to say, "you have to beat your woman just right to get her to make heart shaped biscuits for you".
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:10:35 PM EDT
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Spitfire75 - tell your friend to tell his girlfriend that there is a better way. It's called elope. Catch a bus to City Hall and go before a marriage commissioner (or whatever the civil service dude in the black gown is called) and the suffering begins.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:20:30 PM EDT
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You should have asked her for PIE, not a sandwich...
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:23:42 PM EDT
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An extremely striking woman just gave me a chicken salad on wheat. sgtar15 is doing something wrong.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:31:10 PM EDT
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Chicken salad? She must hate your guts! Yuck!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:47:24 PM EDT
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My wife is a better aim than I. I'm always on my best behavior.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:51:15 PM EDT
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I've got a feeling that the sandwich isn't the only thing you won't be getting for a while!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 6:03:50 PM EDT
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And now, the weather:
Radar indicates an arctic cold front moving through the SgtAR15 bedroom. Expected to last quite a while..... |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:47:08 PM EDT
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Well, I got my sandwich.
Then she when shopping. I think the pots and pans are lonely. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:49:36 PM EDT
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Didn't know you were married...
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:51:33 PM EDT
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John, I live in the sacramento area if you ever want to hook up and go shooting. I am actually a nice guy.
I shoot here www.Sacvalley.org |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:51:46 PM EDT
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I bought some chicken salad at the grocery store deli the other day that had sliced fresh almonds in it. If you havent tried it you need to! |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:54:47 PM EDT
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Thanks for the invite. I live in the Laguna Beach area which is in the southern Cali area. I think you're a stand up guy. I find your posts very amusing. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:59:12 PM EDT
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A line I heard in a song.
Cause their all eventually bitchin So if we aint fucking take your ass to the kitchen. Well Im single and alone so I just have to put up with myself and thats still a real pain. |
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Posted: 5/8/2004 1:11:05 AM EDT
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Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
So they can match the rest of the kitchen appliances. You know there are over a million battered women in the world? And all this time Ive been eating them plain. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. youve already told her twice. Oh crap, here comes the wife.... I gotta run!!! Disclaimer: I dont support abusing women. |
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Posted: 5/8/2004 1:49:37 AM EDT
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What's that like? Can't say that I've ever really had her mad at me.
Then again, she knows her place and doesn't really force me to discipline her. 
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