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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:09:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Does shit stink?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:09:54 AM EDT
[#2]
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:01 AM EDT
[#3]
hell to the yes.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:02 AM EDT
[#4]
If she cheated on me before even being married...I don't think it's even a question. She would be gone.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:25 AM EDT
[#5]
If you don't, you are a chump to nth degree.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:30 AM EDT
[#6]
Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:34 AM EDT
[#7]
does a dog make a funny face when it scrapes its ass on concrete?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:49 AM EDT
[#8]
You'd be insane not to.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:12:23 AM EDT
[#9]
I would only stay if my name was Joseph and she gave me a REALLY good story about some holy ghost, the son of god and some other wacky stuff.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:12:40 AM EDT
[#10]
I had this happen once, came home from a 7 month deployment to Bosnia, GF was a little standoffish, then she told me that she was 3 months pregnant.
I was a bit mad, but didnt call it off right then. but the next night, the breakup sex was BRUTAL 
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:15:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Okay... maybe keep her on a string for a little bit for some of that pregnant bitch in the hot steamy shower with lactating nipples sex.
But after that, she's gutter material. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:16:08 AM EDT
[#12]
In a heartbeat!
It's a real chore to raise your own children and requires an enormous amount of love, dedication, and sacrifice! I'd be damned if I'd do it for some other man's child under the circumstances that you describe! You would always be reminded of the faithlessness of your girlfriend! Now, if the question was, 'Would you marry a girl who became pregnant by someone else BEFORE she became your girlfriend?' I would likely say, Yes! Totally different case. Eric The(Possessive)Hun 
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:16:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Let's just say it would take a while for her to get the boot out of her ass!!!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:16:26 AM EDT
[#14]
exactly
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:16:43 AM EDT
[#15]
 OMG - that's one of the funniest things I've read here! |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:16:51 AM EDT
[#16]
Eff'n A skippy! |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:19:50 AM EDT
[#17]
First, don't take legal advice from investigators, so any lawyers in this forum need to speak up immediately.
But it is my undertanding that if YOU start to provide for this child and it is NOT YOURS, then you could still be held liable and the courts could make you pay child support until the child reaches majority. That being said, and if for no other reason, I'd dump her in a heartbeat. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:20:07 AM EDT
[#18]
ditch the cheating bitch, quickly before she starts crying and you fall sucker to a woman's tears.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:20:10 AM EDT
[#19]
Now, this is a man after my own heart! Bravo! 'Breakup sex' can only be equalled by 'bang-the-liberal-feminist-bitch-at-college' sex! Something you can write home to Mom about...IF you feel comfortable discussing such things with your mother! Eric The(NotANancyBoy)Hun
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:20:41 AM EDT
[#20]
Hm....John had a surprising day, no?
RUN-don't walk. Call her momma and tell her, too. I'm all about getting in parting shots. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:21:00 AM EDT
[#21]
I'd keep her around long enough to:
A) Determine who the real father was, and B) Make sure HIS name makes it onto the birth certificate instread of mine. That kind of shit will come back to haunt you. The birth certificate is completed with information provided by the mother. Make sure she does the right thing. Once your name is on the birth certificate it's a hell of a lot harder to avoid child support payments. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:25:08 AM EDT
[#22]
Run Forest Run!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:25:42 AM EDT
[#23]
DNA test maybe? They aren't that hard to do and it would get you out of child support pretty easily I'd imagine. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:26:25 AM EDT
[#24]
no stay with her and whore her ass out, make money off her. invite the guy that knocked her up over for a beer or two, since you ate the pie he stuck his johnson in, you should get along real well together.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:27:52 AM EDT
[#25]
Dump her quickly..one thing that I have seen here (still amazes me) is that if you keep her around and deal with the kid, you could be responsible for childsupport. I have seen it happen here.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:34:38 AM EDT
[#26]
You Sir, are a poet. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:41:21 AM EDT
[#27]
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Without a second thought. I would tell I needed to think things over for a day, during which time I'd pack up my shit and leave, but not before buying some bling on her dime. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:43:12 AM EDT
[#28]
Naw, a buddy of mine is going through this crap. He's only been with her for about, well, seven months. The doctors aren't too sure until the baby is born. She did have break up sex with her last guy, so it could be his. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:47:17 AM EDT
[#29]
you would see little smoke trails like in the cartoons I would be out of there so fast.
Paying for your mistake is being a man. Paying for hers and someone else's is being a chump. but ditto on the breakup sex, what is she gonna get pregnant? |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:49:50 AM EDT
[#30]
You will be presumed to be the babies father. You will be lucky to get out of this without paying child support.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:52:15 AM EDT
[#31]
You gotta be outa your mind to even ASK that question.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:54:12 AM EDT
[#32]
Does she plan on aborting the bastard?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 11:55:34 AM EDT
[#33]
Ohhhh...how I love the effects lactation has on my wife. The increase in size is wonderful. Not to mention the fact that she has really sweet milk! Having admitted that. I'm not sure it's worth staying with this gal. Ericthe(hit the nail on the head)Hun summed up my feelings. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:03:09 PM EDT
[#34]
in a New York minute!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:05:48 PM EDT
[#35]
Duh. Yeah.
Now, I'll read the other answers..... |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:06:47 PM EDT
[#36]
I'd be aborting the father. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:09:44 PM EDT
[#37]
Had it happen to me about 25 yrs ago.
While in the USAF, was stationed in Alaska for a year and a half. Came back & my g/f was 4 months pregnant. I left the next morning, haven't spoke to her since. Ditch the bitch !!! On a happier note, been married to my wife (different girl, of course) for 20 yrs. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:10:31 PM EDT
[#38]
Compared to keeping a girlfriend who's pregnant with another man's kid, I'd rather have sex with Hillary.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:13:19 PM EDT
[#39]
The child isn't the one in need of killing..................... |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:23:04 PM EDT
[#40]
NO Jew would buy this story....trust me... |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:41:18 PM EDT
[#41]
Do all the shit you haven't done to her yet because you had a glimmer of respect for her at the time, like fuck her in the ass DRY then wipe it on her face, etc. Have a little fun with it. You've got to make it work for you
 Then run like a retard escaping a burning building. Run the fuck away. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:46:00 PM EDT
[#42]
An instructor friend of mine was married to a woman and raised a son for two years before he found out it wasn't his...it was his best friends. Ouch.
He left that day. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 12:47:23 PM EDT
[#43]
Absitively. She'd be gone in a nanosecond.
CMOS |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:03:05 PM EDT
[#44]
I hope your friend is not in California or Washington.
They will make him pay for it even if it's not his unless he does something about it now! I had a friend who went through the same shit a few years back, it took the courts almost 4 years to finally let him off the hook for child support AFTER DNA tests proved he was not the father. Did he get any of the money back? Nope. |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:06:10 PM EDT
[#45]
Well, we are in California. Hopefully, it will turn out to be his kid... |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:06:38 PM EDT
[#46]
Especially while holding her broken jaw with one hand! |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:30:18 PM EDT
[#47]
Nope, already been done; she's full of shit.  To answer the question: Do 50 BMG derringers kick? |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:31:07 PM EDT
[#48]
I'm not the golden parachute.
Kharn |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:39:38 PM EDT
[#49]
Dirty Sanchez
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Posted: 5/7/2004 1:43:58 PM EDT
[#50]
Thats fucking hilarious 
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