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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:43:21 AM EDT
[#1]
I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP!
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:43:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:44:45 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! [Bucky] Now we hold erection for King!!! [/Bucky] |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:45:44 AM EDT
[#4]
But will it work on boobs?
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:46:13 AM EDT
[#5]
Where can I get this cream?
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:46:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:46:25 AM EDT
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“Oh, my gosh. I kinda like it — I’m not gonna lie,” gushed the internet beautician while examining his handiwork. So many things wrong in this sentence... |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:10:38 AM EDT
[#8]
Where can one get this "erection cream?"
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:14:51 AM EDT
[#9]
Jesus Christ! The day a man can't plump up his lips with erection cream to service strange dick at the truck stop is the day America dies!
I'm so sick of these "doctors" and their "advice". |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:17:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! You don't know about Steve Martin's Pennsylvania cream product. 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:18:58 AM EDT
[#11]
 and you wonder how lawyers get paid and warning labels come about.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:19:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:20:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Where can one get this "erection cream?" I think Chucky Schumer has some... |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:21:04 AM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:21:32 AM EDT
[#15]
There's a "Larry the Cable Guy" joke in there somewhere.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:22:09 AM EDT
[#16]
Good looking out OP.
That was a close one. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:22:23 AM EDT
[#17]
What if you accidentally get it on your lips while... wait, nevermind.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:22:33 AM EDT
[#18]
Maybe Permatex would help him get every drop.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:23:00 AM EDT
[#19]
I am sure xiden will sign an executive order saying it is ok for men in the military to use erection cream to plump their lips because not allowing it would be a national security risk.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:24:00 AM EDT
[#20]
Schumer says Inciting erections is wrong.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:24:05 AM EDT
[#21]
I saw a documentary where a man deposited some erection cream on a woman's lips. I don't think they puffed up any.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:24:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! this, there is instant boner cream? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:27:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:27:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He'll get some on his lips one way or another. Quote HistoryQuoted: He'll get some on his lips one way or another. I would gamble that this was the actual start of the practice. Accidental but functional adoption for market attraction. Thai lady boys. Got it going on.  Attached FileYou go Girl. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:29:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:30:12 AM EDT
[#26]
I bet I can guess how they figured out it also works on lips.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:30:32 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: [Bucky] Now we hold erection for King!!! [/Bucky] Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! [Bucky] Now we hold erection for King!!! [/Bucky] [Archer]That’s...not necessary[/Archer] |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:32:09 AM EDT
[#28]
subtle, pouty bunker busters!
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:37:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: subtle, pouty bunker busters!  Now I know how the "erection cream" works. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:41:46 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP!
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:43:35 AM EDT
[#31]
Wouldn’t this be the same as the “China Nymph” cream sold at the “Fun Parties” back in the day?
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:44:25 AM EDT
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Erection cream you say? Like "Mr. Big Cream"?
If somebody uses it on a regular basis, wouldn't you be able to tell as they would walk around with one regular sized hand and the other hand looking like a Mickey Mouse hand? 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:45:48 AM EDT
[#33]
Hmmm...
Apply to lips. Lick lips while admiring in mirror. Tongue swells. Cant swallow. Tries. Throat swells. Can't breathe. Dies while admiring in mirror? Because...all narcissists should have to watch themselves die. Is that too hard...I mean...harsh? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:46:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So many things wrong in this sentence... Quote HistoryQuoted: “Oh, my gosh. I kinda like it — I’m not gonna lie,” gushed the internet beautician while examining his handiwork. So many things wrong in this sentence... What the fuck is an "internet beautician"? 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:47:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Where can I get this cream? Just ask the lady at Walgreens the next time you go there; she can recommend the one that is everyone’s favorite brand. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:48:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think Chucky Schumer has some... He must have, based on his obsession with 45's erection. ?? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:15:37 AM EDT
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"Erection cream"?
Go away.... bait'n. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:24:30 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus Christ! The day a man can't plump up his lips with erection cream to service strange dick at the truck stop is the day America dies! I'm so sick of these "doctors" and their "advice". That right there is sig line material fo sho. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:25:40 AM EDT
[#39]
Off label uses
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:31:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryJFC those things look scary. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:35:45 AM EDT
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maybe all those people who wanna knock the population back to 500mil have a point.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:38:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus Christ! The day a man can't plump up his lips with erection cream to service strange dick at the truck stop is the day America dies! I'm so sick of these "doctors" and their "advice". You did not follow the science! |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:42:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the fuck is an "internet beautician"? You think the internet gets beautiful on it's own? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:44:10 AM EDT
[#44]
That guy's gayer than putting erection cream on your lips.
oh wait.... |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:47:00 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:47:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: maybe all those people who wanna knock the population back to 500mil have a point. As long as the people the warning labels are made for aren't in the 500m I can see the appeal. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:47:54 AM EDT
[#47]
Is that not the preferred method of application? What, are you supposed to use your hand or something?
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:50:26 AM EDT
[#48]
Started to burn after three minutes?
Yeah, let's put that on my shlong. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 11:03:10 AM EDT
[#49]
What happens to the place you put erection after you apply the cream?
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Posted: 1/27/2021 11:09:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not even 8:30 am yet and that’s already enough internet for me today. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/5ddc336bfd9db244c913783d-460.gif Quitter |
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