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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:25:33 PM EDT
What skills!
 Mid-West Freestyle Canoe 2007 -- Marc Ornstein |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:27:33 PM EDT
[#1]
I’m sorry but that is some epic faggotry right there
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:29:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Now that's how you make sweet love to a canoe!
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:30:12 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m sorry but that is some epic faggotry right there Oh, yeah... That's what I meant 
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:31:42 PM EDT
[#4]
The comments are absolutely hysterical!!!
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:34:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:39:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:44:31 PM EDT
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That has to be fake, nobody is that big of a fag.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:52:11 PM EDT
[#8]
Yes. Heard about it here on actually. A couple times a year usually.....
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:55:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:56:37 PM EDT
[#10]
He's OK, but he ain't no Pirate!
 2008 Freestyle Canoeing Routine Pirates of the Carribean |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:59:03 PM EDT
[#11]
for the man who needs to watch something even less exciting than golf or The Lawrence Welk Show.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:59:30 PM EDT
[#12]
It’s been a while since I’ve seen that posted here.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:59:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sorry but that is some epic faggotry right there |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:03:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Yuck that was a waste of time. The new definition of "gay" has that video as a link below it.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:07:02 PM EDT
[#15]
I just told my wife to slap the shit out of me if I ever get to a point in life where I want to compete in some candy ass competition like canoe ballet.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:09:16 PM EDT
[#16]
@ARS24-7
Hey bruh....you want me to meet you at isle de jean charles to practice for this years contest? I can bring my pirogue 
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:13:06 PM EDT
[#17]
Beautiful.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:13:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: for the man who needs to watch something even less exciting than golf or The Lawrence Welk Show. Hey, I used to like when that Mexican chick would sing in Spanish when I watched Lawrence Welk with my grandma. |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:18:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Saw that years ago. Totally forgot. Still made me laugh
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:19:30 PM EDT
[#20]
What snowflakes do when their old.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:21:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey, I used to like when that Mexican chick would sing in Spanish when I watched Lawrence Welk with my grandma. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: for the man who needs to watch something even less exciting than golf or The Lawrence Welk Show. Hey, I used to like when that Mexican chick would sing in Spanish when I watched Lawrence Welk with my grandma. I'm not saying Lawrence Welk was bad, it's just very calm and soothing.  Especially when Lawrence would clap and say "Wahnnafool, Wahnnafool..." after each performance. |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:24:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes. Heard about it here on actually. A couple times a year usually..... Yuuup. Was funny the first time. |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:26:20 PM EDT
[#23]
No, but I’m a 4 time gold medalist in the jager-olympics ?
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:29:56 PM EDT
[#24]
I often watch this video with my love-ah and we end covered in duck juice.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:33:04 PM EDT
[#25]
He could make that canoe climb trees if he wanted to.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:36:02 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote Historythis dude was leaving for the USCG, introduction |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:36:29 PM EDT
[#27]
It is absolutely stupid, but as a former camp canoeing instructor, who has hundreds of hours in canoes his ability to move it the way he does is impressive. Still stupid, but do it in an obstacle course against a timer not to music would be a lot better.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:42:19 PM EDT
[#28]
After seeing this I'm now transrace and identify as black.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:42:30 PM EDT
[#29]
amazing
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:43:49 PM EDT
[#30]
The whites finally invented a sport that will be theirs forever.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:44:28 PM EDT
[#31]
And there were people there. Clapping. And cheering.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:47:06 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It is absolutely stupid, but as a former camp canoeing instructor, who has hundreds of hours in canoes his ability to move it the way he does is impressive. Still stupid, but do it in an obstacle course against a timer not to music would be a lot better. That's my take on it. I've done canoe marathons and I know exactly how difficult it is to make that look easy, lol. |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:50:01 PM EDT
[#33]
Ok, that is NOT a diverse enough crowd....someone report them to the diversity popo.....right now! |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:52:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Top that Chyna!
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:54:00 PM EDT
[#35]
I can't watch it. I tried. I can't do it.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 10:59:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's my take on it. I've done canoe marathons and I know exactly how difficult it is to make that look easy, lol. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It is absolutely stupid, but as a former camp canoeing instructor, who has hundreds of hours in canoes his ability to move it the way he does is impressive. Still stupid, but do it in an obstacle course against a timer not to music would be a lot better. That's my take on it. I've done canoe marathons and I know exactly how difficult it is to make that look easy, lol. I want to see him stand up and fouche in that pond while the dog don't want to keep still because the becrosh are flying low and he wants to get out while you try to retrieve the dogris you shot because the dog don't want to get them because last time he went out he got a peecon stuck in his paw. |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:00:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:04:41 PM EDT
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That boat is an extension of him. Not sure if that level of mastery is useful, but he's damn good at it.
sadly, the typical clownshow that is the average canoe owner is more entertaining to watch. |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:08:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @ARS24-7 Hey bruh....you want me to meet you at isle de jean charles to practice for this years contest? I can bring my pirogue @midcap Better yet, let’s fill the Carolina Skiff with bikini women and beer, then spray them canoes with the hydro slide And play Ride The Donkey wide ass open |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:18:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @midcap Better yet, let’s fill the Carolina Skiff with bikini women and beer, then spray them canoes with the hydro slide And play Ride The Donkey wide ass open Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: @ARS24-7 Hey bruh....you want me to meet you at isle de jean charles to practice for this years contest? I can bring my pirogue @midcap Better yet, let’s fill the Carolina Skiff with bikini women and beer, then spray them canoes with the hydro slide And play Ride The Donkey wide ass open chaw bruh...I like your idea more better. Let me make a run to Club of Aces then Shelly's to pick up the women before I head down there. I got $70 worth of gift cards to Bourgeois' meat market, im gonna bring some boudin burritos and some jerky! |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:26:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: chaw bruh...I like your idea more better. Let me make a run to Club of Aces then Shelly's to pick up the women before I head down there. I got $70 worth of gift cards to Bourgeois' meat market, im gonna bring some boudin burritos and some jerky! Wait. Boudin burritos is a thing? Holy shit I need to try that |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:31:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Amazing. I watched the entire thing.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:33:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I want to see him stand up and fouche in that pond while the dog don't want to keep still because the becrosh are flying low and he wants to get out while you try to retrieve the dogris you shot because the dog don't want to get them because last time he went out he got a peecon stuck in his paw. Lol I understood that there.....T |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:35:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sorry but that is some epic faggotry right there |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:37:53 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests. But that's still some faggotry.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:41:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait. Boudin burritos is a thing? Holy shit I need to try that Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: chaw bruh...I like your idea more better. Let me make a run to Club of Aces then Shelly's to pick up the women before I head down there. I got $70 worth of gift cards to Bourgeois' meat market, im gonna bring some boudin burritos and some jerky! Wait. Boudin burritos is a thing? Holy shit I need to try that hell yeah, $15 a six pack frozen. best shit in town here |
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:42:48 PM EDT
[#47]
The comments are great.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:48:04 PM EDT
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As a scout leader many years ago , my son and I could do any of that with our canoe , we were extremely proficient and made all the other leaders jealous. What they didn't know is I'd hired a very accomplished white water instructor teach us how to do all that.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:49:04 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes. Heard about it here on actually. A couple times a year usually..... And it's funny every time, especially the only dry seat in the house and Jill-off comments. That nod to kick it off, gets me going every time. But hey, whatever floats your boat. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 12:00:46 AM EDT
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ESPN the oucho wouldn't cover that. ESPN 15, maybe.
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