What would you buy if you won the $1billion mega jackpot tonight

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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:09:10 PM EDT

Land in Montana. Lots of land.
I would add an airstrip to it. And a massive pole barn (30 cars?)

A G wagon
A ram 2500
A Plymouth roadrunner 426.
Suburban for the waifu

A new challenger
A helicopter and a small plane.
Enough guns to take over Panama
A tank

A winter home in Florida.
New tit for the wife. She has one that swelled when our boys were born, the other... not so much.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:12:07 PM EDT

[#1]

Pics?

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:12:08 PM EDT

[#2]

I’d spend it all lobbying to end immigration to the United States.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:12:17 PM EDT

[#3]

A server for this place.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:12:31 PM EDT

[#4]

266,000 acres in West Texas

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:12:54 PM EDT

[#5]

A full auto 75mm cannon because why not?

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:13:10 PM EDT

[#6]

An island in the Keys and go from there.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:13:16 PM EDT

[#7]

A Coke.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:13:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Land
cars and trucks
land
guns and ammo
night vision
land
land
build an underground compound in said land
Build a track to drive my vehicles on

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:13:44 PM EDT

[#9]

hookers y blow.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:14:05 PM EDT

[#10]

Probably pay off my familys debts

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:14:13 PM EDT

[#11]

That land and air strip will be useless 7 months of the year.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:14:47 PM EDT

[#12]

Politicians/lobbyists

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:15:00 PM EDT

[#13]

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You do realize that $1bil in D.C. is like spending $100 at your local strip club right? Not even enough to get you a decent hand job much less a quality phone number.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:15:05 PM EDT

[#14]

I know many people who are in need in my church and my place of work. Nuff said.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:15:26 PM EDT

[#15]

A small island

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:16:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Give it all to the feds to pay down the national debt. The government knows better than me

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:16:11 PM EDT

[#17]

A big yacht

And a home in one of those countries no one has heard of

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:16:28 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Land in Montana. Lots of land.
I would add an airstrip to it. And a massive pole barn (30 cars?)

A G wagon
A ram 2500
A Plymouth roadrunner 426.
Suburban for the waifu

A new challenger
A helicopter and a small plane.
Enough guns to take over Panama
A tank

A winter home in Florida.
New tit for the wife. She has one that swelled when our boys were born, the other... not so much.

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I would come to your home state, buy lots and lots and lots of land. Then ban you from ever accessing it.

I cannot give a big enough middle finger to people who say they want to come to MT and buy up land.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:17:04 PM EDT

[#19]

I would buy a good amount of land, probably close to at least a 1,000 acres, build a good size house, have a mini farm, cattle and such. I would buy an rv or do a schoolie project and travel the country with my girlfriend. Towing a built jeep to go to all the far off places not many could get too. Oh and the fea guns i want and enough ammo for every caliber to last me and my grandkids a lifetime.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:17:23 PM EDT

[#20]

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I cannot give a big enough middle finger to people who say they want to come to MT and buy up land.

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Land in Montana. Lots of land.
I would add an airstrip to it. And a massive pole barn (30 cars?)

A G wagon
A ram 2500
A Plymouth roadrunner 426.
Suburban for the waifu

A new challenger
A helicopter and a small plane.
Enough guns to take over Panama
A tank

A winter home in Florida.
New tit for the wife. She has one that swelled when our boys were born, the other... not so much.

I would come to your home state, buy lots and lots and lots of land. Then ban you from ever accessing it.

I cannot give a big enough middle finger to people who say they want to come to MT and buy up land.

Damn. Is it bad that I want large amounts of MT land now?

How much land in MT can $1B buy?

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:18:10 PM EDT

[#21]

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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:18:13 PM EDT

[#22]

A fully armed and operational space station

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:01 PM EDT

[#23]

A new truck.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:08 PM EDT

[#24]

Land with water on it though not sure there's much left as the communist Ted Turner and Bill Gates have been buying it all

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:36 PM EDT

[#25]

I'm trying to decide from private island, decommissioned Titan 2 missile silo and a few renovations, or a nice house somewhere with mountains and evergreens. Something far away from assholes.

Most likely would just spruce up my current house and get up to my neck in hookers and beer.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:42 PM EDT

[#26]

i would spend the rest of my days trying to keep my wife from giving it all away

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:44 PM EDT

[#27]

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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:54 PM EDT

[#28]

Brand new snowmobiles, trailer and rig to haul them. Then spend the rest of winter chasing snow.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:20:26 PM EDT

[#29]

A penis reduction and some dancing shoes.
Land
Heavy equipment
Trophy truck
Quad NV
That’s all I need.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:21:11 PM EDT

[#30]

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Best investment advice in this thread.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:21:13 PM EDT

[#31]

2 chicks 1 time

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:21:20 PM EDT

[#32]

My former boss owes me $2800. Not really much, but he said he would pay me next week. That was 25 years ago, then he went bankrupt and I was shit outta luck.

I would buy the houses around his and then section 8 all of them.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:10 PM EDT

[#33]

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Damn. Is it bad that I want large amounts of MT land now?

How much land in MT can $1B buy?

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Land in Montana. Lots of land.
I would add an airstrip to it. And a massive pole barn (30 cars?)

A G wagon
A ram 2500
A Plymouth roadrunner 426.
Suburban for the waifu

A new challenger
A helicopter and a small plane.
Enough guns to take over Panama
A tank

A winter home in Florida.
New tit for the wife. She has one that swelled when our boys were born, the other... not so much.

I would come to your home state, buy lots and lots and lots of land. Then ban you from ever accessing it.

I cannot give a big enough middle finger to people who say they want to come to MT and buy up land.

Damn. Is it bad that I want large amounts of MT land now?

How much land in MT can $1B buy?

Yeah. What gives? I’m not allowed to dream about buying a slice of paradise?

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:16 PM EDT

[#34]

First purchase is a nice class a motor home. Second is a raptor to pull behind it. Third will be a 4 wheeler go out into the bed of the raptor.

Then we travel the country and find out where we
Went to live. Then buy a piece of property, a very very large piece of property and build.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:31 PM EDT

[#35]

Create an ammo factory.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:37 PM EDT

[#36]

A summer cottage in Lichtenstein

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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:44 PM EDT

[#37]

Submarine/yacht

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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:44 PM EDT

[#38]

I don't think I'd buy anything monumental.

RV. Something 4x4.
Cruise around. Fishing & hunting.

I'd have to buy a ticket 1st thou.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:22:45 PM EDT

[#39]

I would do some fun shit, some good shit for people & try to be the “Soros” for the good side.

Honestly I wouldn’t give a Fuck how much it cost to try and help turn this ship around but would make sure my family was good for generations to come (not in the fucked up commie way but buying assets, investments and business).

Edit: oh I’d try to make is my mission to fuck with all the crusty dem politicians, gates, zucker & Dorsey

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:23:23 PM EDT

[#40]

Land, cars , land

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:23:52 PM EDT

[#41]

The lottery is a tax on people that don't understand statistics.

If you buy a ticket all you are really buying is a fantasy for awhile.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:24:29 PM EDT

[#42]

Psht....its only $739 mil for the cash option.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:25:14 PM EDT

[#43]

I'd buy my wife fake tits and put them on her back so I had something to play with wile I hit it from behind. I think it's an innovative idea.

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:26:22 PM EDT

[#44]

A shit ton of land .

All the machine guns

I’d have my own lake built .

New truck, new boat .

Posted: 1/22/2021 9:26:25 PM EDT

[#45]

Land. Lots of land in several western states far away from everybody.

Build an off grid home on each piece of land.

A bush plane or two.

Couple 4wd pickups and ATVs.