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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:40:30 PM EDT
Ok this is not going to be terribly erotic, but this happened to me two years ago and I cant exactly tell my wife this happened but Im curious as to whether this was a mistake or not.
I was in an exam room alone with a +/- 25 year old VERY cute but VERY homely chiropractic assistant. Thin, normal sized everything fwiw.. She was prepping me for my first chiro exam in a few minutes and doing some sort of series of tests to see what my range of motion was all around. With me sitting on an exam table in the middle of the room of this old historic house converted into a doctors office, she pulled my arms, extended, behind my back. So picture that position. Arms out, behind you, palms mostly open. Then she PLACED one of her breasts in the open palm of my right hand. Now she was wearing scrubs or whatever that medical garment is called, but it basically felt like she was not wearing a bra....and she just held it there for about a good eight seconds as if she was just routinely completing the "arms behind the back titty in your hand test" Now guys, I cant post a pic of her because I never saw her again and she is not posted on the website of that chiro business. I only went there 6 or 7 times and never saw her again. Could this have been a mistake? Could she have just simply accidentally did that, then panicked and not known what to do, so she kept doing it??? 100% true story. Never known what to think of that. Never in my life did I get an accidental squeeze of some girls peach. Just figured this GD was no better place to ask for opinons.. |
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Quoted: I was in an exam room alone with a +/- 25 year old VERY cute but VERY homely View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: What does "very cute but very homely" mean? View Quote Seems contradictory to me. I'd put this in the same category of the dental hygienist putting the boobies all up in your face while getting a cleaning. Sometimes they just need to get up in there and the chesticles get in the way a bit. |
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Quoted: Never in my life did I get an accidental squeeze of some girls peach. View Quote You might want to brush up on your euphemisms... But that aside... how have you never had a girl touch you with her boobs? |
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I once had a dental assistant put her boobs on my upper chest while cleaning my teeth.
He just had large boobs and had to put them somewhere. |
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So eight seconds? We can guess what happened in the first three but what did you do for the remaining five?
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Quoted: You might want to brush up on your euphemisms... But that aside... how have you never had a girl touch you with her boobs? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Never in my life did I get an accidental squeeze of some girls peach. You might want to brush up on your euphemisms... But that aside... how have you never had a girl touch you with her boobs? See, there's just so much esl in the OP that I fixated on the cute/homely and missed other stuff. |
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I changed dentists a few years ago and had a cute hygienist end up pretty much laying on top of me when she was cleaning my teeth. After a few minutes she had one of her legs between mine. I was thinking that if she didn’t move pretty quickly, there was going to be a normal, physical response to a pretty, young girl being where she was. She didn’t move and sure enough, it happened. I know she had to notice, but she still didn’t move. My next fear was she was going to start moving her leg a certain way and another normal response would happen, but she finally completed the cleaning. She was my hygienist for a few more years and didn’t end up in my lap again, so I’m guessing the first time was probably because she was new and more focused on cleaning than where she was laying. I’ll admit, though, I was eagerly anticipating my second cleaning.
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When I was a young teen boy I had braces that required frequent trips to the orthodontist for adjustment and so on. One of the wonderful ladies working there always placed her breasts in my face while working on me. Occasionally those things would even brush against me.
I, of course, logged these incidents in my pleasure journal. |
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Quoted: Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: I once had a dental assistant put her boobs on my upper chest while cleaning my teeth. He just had large boobs and had to put them somewhere. View Quote Dental hygienist Attached File ETA: THIS is what HOMELY means! |
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Quoted: Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. View Quote That's not homely. In any case, dunno why you wouldn't tell your wife about it. That's the kind of silly shit couples should talk about. Not like you turned around and fucked her homely face, or anything. |
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Go to reddit. Search for scrubsgonewild
Complete your research into the subject, then form an educated opinion. |
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Quoted: So eight seconds? We can guess what happened in the first three but what did you do for the remaining five? View Quote Now thats a very important question. An 8 count is a long time. And I cant SEE any of this. So this is behind my back, and I had about 3 seconds of "What. Wait! What?!? WHOA!" But after that, it was just this long silence with her in my hand. So thats really the question in my mind. I could see the three seconds as a mistake, but to stand there for 5 more, knowing what she just did to herself, and me, knowing what was going on PHYSICALLY, but not deciding to jerk my hand away or anything like that, left me with a lot of "huh???" |
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Quoted: Dental hygienist https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/71410/big-hair-man-boobs-blank-template-imgfli-1791722.JPG View Quote Attached File |
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I have only sons - now all mostly grown.
Their pediatrician was female. When they were younger and the doctor wanted to check their penises, to reassure them that it was normal, I convinced the doctor to check mine first. |
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Quoted: I changed dentists a few years ago and had a cute hygienist end up pretty much laying on top of me when she was cleaning my teeth. After a few minutes she had one of her legs between mine. I was thinking that if she didn’t move pretty quickly, there was going to be a normal, physical response to a pretty, young girl being where she was. She didn’t move and sure enough, it happened. I know she had to notice, but she still didn’t move. My next fear was she was going to start moving her leg a certain way and another normal response would happen, but she finally completed the cleaning. She was my hygienist for a few more years and didn’t end up in my lap again, so I’m guessing the first time was probably because she was new and more focused on cleaning than where she was laying. I’ll admit, though, I was eagerly anticipating my second cleaning. View Quote I know a dude that came in his pants from a lapdance. We made fun of him mercilessly for it for years. |
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Quoted: That's not homely. In any case, dunno why you wouldn't tell your wife about it. That's the kind of silly shit couples should talk about. Not like you turned around and fucked her homely face, or anything. View Quote Yeah I mean its not like I pursued that or anything. I just figured it would not necessarily be the funniest "Hey guess what happened to me two years ago that I never told you about so there must be a million OTHER things Ive never told you about" moment |
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Quoted: Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: What does "very cute but very homely" mean? Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking. |
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