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Posted: 1/22/2021 10:20:42 AM EDT
Because a bidet is a device used to clean shit up left by an asshole.

...maybe call him Bid-on, as other countries are now able to bid on government influence. That seems more suitable.


That is all.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:25:29 AM EDT
[#1]
Agreed, but I like Xiden.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:26:18 AM EDT
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Because a bidet is a device used to clean shit up left by an asshole.
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:27:00 AM EDT
[#3]
It’s Biten
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:27:39 AM EDT
[#4]
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He is our demigod Xiden
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:27:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Bidet
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:28:34 AM EDT
[#6]
FJB?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:30:07 AM EDT
[#7]
Xiden-Made in China.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:33:20 AM EDT
[#8]
how about "bid-on-a-bidet"...........if you're high bidder you can have your own private asshole.....
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:34:28 AM EDT
[#9]
FJBT
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:36:23 AM EDT
[#10]
I thought GD just didn't know how to spell.

It's spelled "commie ass duchemonkey kid-sniffing pedo motherfucker" but that's a lot to write down so "Bidet" will have to suffice.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:37:02 AM EDT
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Bidet
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No.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:37:52 AM EDT
[#12]
I don't care what we call him, as long as the nickname is appropriately respectful.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:39:02 AM EDT
[#13]
Biden - China = Bina

or

China - Biden = Chiden
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:39:53 AM EDT
[#14]
I agree

I find bidets incredibly useful and they do a good job.

This president, not so much.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:39:59 AM EDT
[#15]
I prefer to refer to him as 'Shit-for-brains'.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:41:08 AM EDT
[#16]
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FPNI
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:41:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Joey Magoo
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:43:13 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:43:40 AM EDT
[#19]
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:43:46 AM EDT
[#20]
Commander Child Molester-in-Chief.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:44:06 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Because a bidet is a device used to clean shit up left by an asshole.


...maybe call him Bid-on, as other countries are now able to bid on government influence. That seems more suitable.


That is all.
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:51:27 AM EDT
[#22]
I will never say the asshole's name and "president" together.  He will be Joetard or PedoJoe.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 10:54:25 AM EDT
[#23]
My phone's autocorrect always switches Biden to Bidet. Sometimes I fix it. Sometimes I don't.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:02:07 AM EDT
[#24]
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I thought GD just didn't know how to spell.

It's spelled "commie ass duchemonkey kid-sniffing pedo motherfucker" but that's a lot to write down so "Bidet" will have to suffice.
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There's irony there.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:02:56 AM EDT
[#25]
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Agreed. So it is done.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:03:49 AM EDT
[#26]
xiden looks and sounds retarded. I mean, moreso than the useless sack of shit.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:04:45 AM EDT
[#27]
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:04:50 AM EDT
[#28]
I've kinda settled in on

Potato Joe....
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:05:53 AM EDT
[#29]
Xhou Bi-Den
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:09:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Xho Xiden.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:09:51 AM EDT
[#31]
How about FJB, like we would refer to jug ears as FBHO.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:12:26 AM EDT
[#32]
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Fpni
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:13:06 AM EDT
[#33]
I like slo-joe and the ho
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:14:29 AM EDT
[#34]
sock puppet
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:14:29 AM EDT
[#35]
Beijing Xiden PRESSident Select.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:15:59 AM EDT
[#36]
Come on, man.
For something to be funny, it's best that it be based on reality.

So, Briben is the correct name.
From taking bribes from his home state's big insurance companies, to doling out bribes to Ukraine, to taking bribes from communist China, he can never run from his legacy.

Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:18:33 AM EDT
[#37]

biden
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:18:41 AM EDT
[#38]
Xiden
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:21:39 AM EDT
[#39]
Toilet.

That is all.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:44:47 AM EDT
[#40]
I just call him Obiden since he's basically FBHO 2.0
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:46:22 AM EDT
[#41]
de facto Joe

"de facto is commonly used to refer to what happens in practice, in contrast with de jure ("by law"), which refers to things that happen according to law."
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:47:28 AM EDT
[#42]
Joe-Chi-Minh
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:47:39 AM EDT
[#43]
lol well played
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:48:04 AM EDT
[#44]
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that viet you wacist white debil
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:33:48 PM EDT
[#45]
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This one is appropriate! Good humor is usually truthful.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:36:51 PM EDT
[#46]
First post, but Xi-din as in Creepy Pedo Chyna Uncle Jo al Xi-Din
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:37:47 PM EDT
[#47]
White man bad
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:39:10 PM EDT
[#48]
No.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:40:12 PM EDT
[#49]
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No.
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Bidet
No.

"Douche bag"???
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:40:48 PM EDT
[#50]
I'd just as soon ignore his existence.
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