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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:33:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Blue Pixie dust is pretty kewl stuff
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:33:32 PM EDT
[#2]
If siamese twins go to college, do they pay tuition for one person or two?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:36:43 PM EDT
[#3]
if you put a gun to your head and pulled the trigger , would you hear it fire?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:39:33 PM EDT
[#4]
Pets get bored, cold cold water is good, and yes, THEY are out there.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:41:27 PM EDT
[#5]
will valve give me back my awp?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:43:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Will trolling ever be a noble cause?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:43:54 PM EDT
[#7]
My butt is getting kind of numb. Hope it's not a blood clot.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:44:46 PM EDT
[#8]
I need to clean this desk.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:46:30 PM EDT
[#9]
it would be easier to lay in this chair with a wireless mouse & keyboard.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:49:38 PM EDT
[#10]
[Ralph] My pee tastes like pee. [/Ralph]
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:50:01 PM EDT
[#11]
i love the rain... it washes away memories from the sidewalks of life
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:51:53 PM EDT
[#12]
How big can a clitoris be before it is considered a small penis?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:52:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:53:13 PM EDT
[#14]
I have a goldfish.
Should I paint the bathroom? I wonder when I will need to mow the yard next. Beer! Why are there a pair of panties, but only one bra? When Clausewitz wrote "On War," was he espousing the realist model of international relationships, in which nation-states rely on themselves and eschew overarching international agreements which would hinder their ability to freely defend themselves, or was he actually advocating for a more liberal, almost Jeffersonian model of international interaction? Oooooh! Doritos! I always thought Barbara Eden of "I Dream of Jeanie" was really hot. |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:55:33 PM EDT
[#15]
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ahh! My new Playboy magazine came in the mail today. Damn! I'm out of hand lotion! . |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:57:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Why do RETARDS start "Show us your So and So" threads when the FUCKING PHOTO SERVER IS DOWN?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:07:50 PM EDT
[#17]
According to Lordtrader, it's 2 inches. |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:08:04 PM EDT
[#18]
I wonder how many pieces of Trident I can chew at one time before it gets to be too much?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:11:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Popov costs more than Dubra, yet Dubra is far superior than Popov
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:15:42 PM EDT
[#20]
boring around here tonight
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:16:13 PM EDT
[#21]
"if you put a gun to your head and pulled the trigger , would you hear it fire?"
Depends. Pistol bullets travel slower than sound so you'd hear it, but only for a tiny fraction of a second. A rifle bullet would give you no chance. Sorry if I broke the mood. Here, I'll contribute. When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:18:52 PM EDT
[#22]
I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:21:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Guinness.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:21:40 PM EDT
[#24]
I wonder why there's a black sedan always folowing me?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:24:13 PM EDT
[#25]
NO WAY! So do I! |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:26:02 PM EDT
[#26]
Should I stop forcing the Q-tip in when I meet resistance?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:28:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Just because you though of it "out of the box", doesn't mean you ought to keep it out.
My back hurts. |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:30:28 PM EDT
[#28]
All your base are belong to us.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:31:59 PM EDT
[#29]
Ohh I miss the days of waking up under a puptent, of course now I can pee and fart at the same time.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:36:35 PM EDT
[#30]
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:37:11 PM EDT
[#31]
If gasoline comes from oil, and motor oil comes from oil, why are gas prices climbing so high and motor oil isn't? But they say that gas prices are high because the cost of the oil is high. Shouldn't motor oil prices also climb at the same rate?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:41:47 PM EDT
[#32]
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
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Posted: 5/3/2004 7:44:19 PM EDT
[#33]
They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing
Hmm I wan't some soul food... |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 8:06:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Check it out: 
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Posted: 5/3/2004 8:28:33 PM EDT
[#35]
Man! Rosie Perez has some big MFin Hooters!
Damn she talks alot though! Tonight Show!! 
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Posted: 5/3/2004 8:31:11 PM EDT
[#36]
Eagle River?! |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 8:32:00 PM EDT
[#37]
why does god pee on me all the time?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 8:36:02 PM EDT
[#38]
I think I have enough t-shirts for the rest of my life if I don't get too big.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 10:26:15 PM EDT
[#39]
Is poaching still illegal if you need the meat to survive?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 10:37:02 PM EDT
[#40]
When helping people, there is always one person that makes sure that no good deed goes unpunished?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 10:41:04 PM EDT
[#41]
My chest is bare. Why is my sack so hairy?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 10:51:13 PM EDT
[#42]
Are cows actually involved, somehow, in the making of nacho cheese?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 10:55:27 PM EDT
[#43]
why dont i own a gun?
shud i play BF1942 or stay on the bords 10.5 suckd i coud make a beter move |
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Posted: 5/3/2004 10:58:12 PM EDT
[#44]
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Posted: 5/3/2004 11:22:08 PM EDT
[#45]
I like kitties.
 A case of XM193 is coming Thursday, yeah!  David Spade would be better off dead.  Should I try to get with that girl or just let things be? 
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Posted: 5/3/2004 11:24:58 PM EDT
[#46]
If I scratch my butt am I gonna get worms?
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Posted: 5/3/2004 11:27:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/4/2004 12:08:32 AM EDT
[#48]
Why does your nose run if you eat hot food and spend time in cold weather, but not when you eat cold food and spend time in hot weather?
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Posted: 5/4/2004 12:20:36 AM EDT
[#49]
My hot tub seems to be getting cooler, and my regular pool is getting warmer.
I want a chocolate covered dougnut. oh there goes a fire truck |
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Posted: 5/4/2004 12:30:41 AM EDT
[#50]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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