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Posted: 1/18/2021 8:06:02 PM EDT
Report back here.

"Is it us"?  "Earth"
No
"Mars"?
No
"Jupiter"?  "Saturn"?
No
"Pluto"? "Wait isn't that the furthest"?

Our country is doomed.




Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:07:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Oof.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:07:35 PM EDT
[#2]
it Tatooine
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:07:39 PM EDT
[#3]
The moon.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:08:28 PM EDT
[#4]
INB4 “eject”, “ARFCOM curse”.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:08:40 PM EDT
[#5]
You chose poorly
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:09:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:09:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Uranus...
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:09:25 PM EDT
[#8]
I asked mine who were the mercury 7. She said is that a band?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:09:58 PM EDT
[#9]
She got Mercury on her 3rd guess
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:09:59 PM EDT
[#10]
Which sun o.p.?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:10:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Her vagina
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:10:35 PM EDT
[#12]
She guessed Mars first

After a stare in disbelief she said oh wait its Mercury after receiting some weird acronym
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:10:48 PM EDT
[#13]
She said Mercury
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:10:53 PM EDT
[#14]
I don't have to ask, she will not know.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:11:14 PM EDT
[#15]
I don’t know either. And what difference does it really make?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:12:09 PM EDT
[#16]
She had better be hot.

Oh, and pictures?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:12:16 PM EDT
[#17]
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lol
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:12:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Ex girlfriend of mine years ago...

Me:  which one is bigger, the sun or the moon?

Her without missing a beat, so confident in her answer:  THE MOON!


Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:13:23 PM EDT
[#19]
"Idk, its not earth. Is it Mercury?! No. Wait. Is it Venus?"
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:13:24 PM EDT
[#20]
Mine got Mercury, after the requisite joke about Uranus.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:13:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Jfc.

My 5yo and 7yo sons can name all the planets in order from the sun.

Since my wife taught them, I'll assume she can as well.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:13:33 PM EDT
[#22]
My wife put up acrylic alphabet letters all across the playroom. In order of course. Put the numbers in order. Put the picture of America up correctly. As well as the seven continents.

Then it came to the planets and it’s a big old jumbled mess.

And she couldn’t for the life of her figure out why I was upset.

Women just do not care about space as much as men.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:14:13 PM EDT
[#23]

That's trivia.  I wonder how many people could name 2 founding fathers off the top of their head?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:14:53 PM EDT
[#24]
She said Mars.  
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Report back here.

"Is it us"?  "Earth"
No
"Mars"?
No
"Jupiter"?  "Saturn"?
No
"Pluto"? "Wait isn't that the furthest"?

Our country is doomed.
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I was going to say that your wife is tarded but mine said she didn’t know and when I asked her to guess she said, “Earth?”
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:10 PM EDT
[#26]
Both the wife and the 10 year old got it right in one.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:13 PM EDT
[#27]
"Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, I don't know."
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:19 PM EDT
[#28]
I have to admit, I didn't know.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:21 PM EDT
[#29]
She sounds pretty.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:23 PM EDT
[#30]
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If she can't pay attention in grade school science class, how is she going to pay attention when you're describing your favorite sandwich?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Mine got it right. My 8 year old said Uranus, which is his answer for pretty much any planet question.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:15:30 PM EDT
[#32]
I can honestly never remember if it's Mercury or Venus.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:16:11 PM EDT
[#33]
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Jfc.

My 5yo and 7yo sons can name all the planets in order from the sun.

Since my wife taught them, I'll assume she can as well.
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Did your sons include Pluto? If not, it's time for some additional education.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:16:30 PM EDT
[#34]
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Ex girlfriend of mine years ago...

Me:  which one is bigger, the sun or the moon?

Her without missing a beat, so confident in her answer:  THE MOON!


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She obviously thought you were asking about apparent magnitude...
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:17:03 PM EDT
[#35]
She got it right. Now, y'all ask your significant other if the water that comes out of the shower/tub is from the same line that feeds the house.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:17:04 PM EDT
[#36]
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I guess it’s that it’s part of the “general fund of knowledge” we’re supposed to know.  Not really that critical to know.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:17:55 PM EDT
[#37]
I thought mine would know. She said Venus. 14 year daughter got it right so there is hope.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:20:39 PM EDT
[#38]
She said Mercury without hesitation and then sang me a song from Blues Clues? to name all the planets closest to furthest. My kid laughed.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:21:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Saturn...
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:22:02 PM EDT
[#40]
"I don't fucking know"

Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:22:53 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:23:22 PM EDT
[#42]
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Did your sons include Pluto? If not, it's time for some additional education.
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Jfc.

My 5yo and 7yo sons can name all the planets in order from the sun.

Since my wife taught them, I'll assume she can as well.

Did your sons include Pluto? If not, it's time for some additional education.


They both know Pluto is after Neptune, but got downgraded to a dwarf planet.  The 5yo also knows the other dwarf planets are Ceres, makemake, eris, and haumea.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:23:56 PM EDT
[#43]
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She guessed Mars first

After a stare in disbelief she said oh wait its Mercury after receiting some weird acronym
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Wife's first guess was Mars, I said that's the next one after us, but you got the first letter right. Then she said Mercury.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:23:59 PM EDT
[#44]
Man I'm sorry some of you guys hooked up with potatoes.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:25:12 PM EDT
[#45]
She said "Mercury. What stupid thing is on ARFcom now?"
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:25:14 PM EDT
[#46]
She said Mars. I said no. She said yes it is!
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:26:01 PM EDT
[#47]
She said Mercury but she likes stars

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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:27:40 PM EDT
[#48]
She said Mercury.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:27:49 PM EDT
[#49]
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She said Mercury but she likes stars

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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 8:28:16 PM EDT
[#50]
She said Mercury unless those assholes decided it's not a planet anymore.
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