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Posted: 1/18/2021 1:18:08 PM EDT
Fell out of a Telluride again

These shits are just to big and too high for me  And add to the fact that the lift pillar is in the way so I can't Open the door all the way Makes it an even more awkward affair

"But LP you like Giant cars!"

O sure a Lincoln mark 5 is giant but look at the ground clearance and the overall height of the vehicle.

And now rumour has it Hyundai Kia and Genesis are pondering the idea of building an American-full-size SUV since the mercedes gls has sold so well back in Korea "fun fact Mercedes sells more cars/suvs in Korea than they do in Germany"

Fuck me everything is just to damn big, Heaven forbid Hyundai Group makes a vehicle the size of an expedition, I guess it's no surprise why I'm looking at buying a 40 plus year old Fiat

God damn my thigh hurts
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How tall are you?
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This.
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Got you covered:

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Sounds like you still have a lesson to learn.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:26:31 PM EDT
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Try drinking less.

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5'6" 135lbs

I also have the physical coordination of someone twice my age
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Wear your fall gear...
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... huh?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:28:51 PM EDT
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Try a HALO jump next time.

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short guy problems.
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Might need some leg extensions there Lord Farquaad...

Never seen someone not inebriated, fall out of an SUV, not even my grand kids..
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:29:55 PM EDT
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It's shit like this why I refused ever work at a American Auto brand franchise ever again

Working at Ford was absolute hell when every other vehicle that came in was a super duty
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:30:17 PM EDT
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Short Woman Finds Solution to Tall Truck || ViralHog
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Get some robert deniro lift shoes.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:31:33 PM EDT
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I fell out of a Jeep Scrambler once.

Went out dancing and drinking one night.  After falling down on the dance floor I felt that I had had enough fun for the night.  Told the wife to say her goodbyes while I went out to the Jeep.  After some time she had not come out.  Then I decided to go back inside.  Opened the door to get out when I realized the seatbelt was holding me to the seat.  SO, then I thought just release the buckle. Was lucky and landed on my head...

Paladin
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:32:29 PM EDT
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Who's Clarence?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:32:34 PM EDT
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I have fallen so much I just learned to bounce.  Leaves a few marks though.  
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... huh?

Stop getting in situations where you are regularly falling out of cars FFS.  
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:33:09 PM EDT
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Damn,

An actual twink.

Most that go with my little pony are 6'4 and 400 pounds saying they are a sissy lol

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Sounds like a situation that a creative man could turn into a Long Term Disability lawsuit.

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Who's Clarence, and why do you want him to look at the ground???

OH MY GOD ARE YOU GOING TO EXECUTE CLARENCE?!?!?
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Kia thread
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I'm gay, not a faggot.
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Sounds like a workers comp claim in the making.
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I think you pegged it the other day when you said you are the wife.
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My 5'2" 175lbs 77 yo mother drives a suburban and she doesn't fall out. Sounds like you need to slow down and remember you're in an SUV.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:39:15 PM EDT
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Admit it, you like it.

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Stop getting in situations where you are regularly falling out of cars FFS.  


Shit happens?
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I'm gay, not a faggot.
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I'm gay, not a faggot.


Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:42:12 PM EDT
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Can't, its my job, I'm a tech, did you not know that?

I only stumbled once every once a month

Only fall out maybe once a year
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:42:24 PM EDT
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It's a shame no one has yet invented running boards.

oh just realized that it isn't your Kia. You're gonna have to be more careful. When my daughters were toddlers they could climb into my truck.
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Meant clearance lol
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Nah...power running boards are easier

Never mind OP is a service tech, different vehicles.
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This made me laugh more than i care to admit.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:44:48 PM EDT
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Haven’t we done this thread before?
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Let me offer a humble solution:

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Yeah but I bet your ass looks great when climbing up into it.
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Probably
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... I like the way you think
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Not at work
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Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:47:48 PM EDT
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These are cheap now days.
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:50:04 PM EDT
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Not so much a height issue as it is a running board or rather lack of issue. Look back 20 years at large SUVs Expeditions Suburbans Excursions all had nice big flat running boards now most have tubes with little to no actual traction.
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