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Hauling out your umbilical cord at the bar to impress the ladies.
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[#10]
Applauding the consolidation of dry ingredients when shining the turnips.
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[#13]
Capturing the glide slope on roller skates while caterwauling like a librarian.
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[#17]
Confusing Dobie Gillis with a bag of meatballs and jar of lightning bugs.
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[#26]
Snatching the snitches erstwhile and tanking the clabber blubber.
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[#27]
Sighting in your new crossbow on the muffins that ma baked for your dangling parts.
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[#28]
Doing naked Ricky Ricardo imitations in your bathroom mirror until your nipples turn into snakes.
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[#29]
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[#30]
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[#32]
Balancing a garbanzo bean on the tip of your nose while screaming for ice cream on an elephant hair toothbrush.
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[#34]
Chewing the handle unit off the Gorgeous George lunchbox and carrot spindle faucet.
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[#38]
Partnering with your uniform design sketch on phosphorous earlobes.
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[#39]
Trying to convince Maynard G. Krebs that Dobie Gillis isn't his soul mate because Joe Biden already stole his soul when he sniffed him in 1962.
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[#49]
Swinging a dead cat to clear out the little meatgazers from the peppers.
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