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You might have heard of a Pirates player named Roberto Clemente. Kind of a big deal in the 'Burgh and whatnot. There's even a bridge and a major road in town named after him, because he's again', a big deal and whatnot.
Anyway, a few years back we were driving around in the 'Burgh. I freely admit that it isn't really my town. I know the major landmarks and how to get to PNC, but I'm not really a local. So we were driving along and were using a GPS dashboard thing and the voice told us to turn right onto Robert O. Clement Drive. Because it isn't like Roberto is real uncommon or Roberto Clemente isn't a big deal in the 'Burgh or whatnot. |
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Quoted: Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'd figure MLB would be able to properly pronounce Spanish names by now. They keep saying Hosey Ramirez' last name wrong. They keep saying Jose hombre-you or some weird shit. Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal. SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood. |
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Quoted: SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd figure MLB would be able to properly pronounce Spanish names by now. They keep saying Hosey Ramirez' last name wrong. They keep saying Jose hombre-you or some weird shit. Well most of this honkeys didn't grow up in SoCal. SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood. Naughty By Nature - Everything's Gonna Be Alright (Official Music Video) |
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Quoted: Quoted: 2020 was the first year I watched zero baseball. 2021 will be the second. FMLB Attached File |
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Quoted: Quoted: 2020 was the first year I watched zero baseball. 2021 will be the second. FMLB Attached File |
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View Quote If I might quote Kid Rock "I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer" Kid Rock - Cowboy [Official Enhanced Music Video] ADDED: If I ever hit the Powerball, I'm totally getting an entourage to follow me around in a semi while I drive a black Trans Am like I'm the Bandit. |
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Quoted: Hey where's Steve been? View Quote Quoted: Sulking in his bean bag chair because I stole his thunder and denied him the glory of starting the 2021 thread. View Quote He hasn’t posted in this new thread. Once the Official MLB Thread votes are counted properly, Steve may well be elected the official 2021 OP. |
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Point of order!
I motion to remove KB from running the 2021 baseball thread since he screwed up the 2020 season. |
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Quoted: Point of order! I motion to remove KB from running the 2021 baseball thread since he screwed up the 2020 season. View Quote Current Mood: Attached File |
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View Quote We all know how that ended. |
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Quoted: We all know how that ended. Like six sequels and a big divorce case and head case/bed shitter Amber Heard back on the market? |
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Quoted: Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Marlins hired the league's first female GM. Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game! "...and, naturally, as a member of the Marlins organization and as someone who will be working in close proximity with Mr. Jeter, part of your employment compensation package includes an unlimited lifetime supply of Valtrex." |
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Quoted: Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game! View Quote Jokes aside, she's been an assistant to the gm for like 15 years. Hopefully she does well for them. Did the GM for the Marlins step down? Seems kind of odd for a playoff team that wasn't expected to be that good to fire it's GM. |
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Is true. Allow me to quote the great philosopher, BASEketball player, and humanitarian Joseph R. "Coop" Cooper, "I don't have your fuckin' ball!" |
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You know, he has a point. |
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I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online.
Attached File You're welcome. |
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Quoted: I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/wife_hack_jpg-1685807.JPG You're welcome. View Quote lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/wife_hack_jpg-1685807.JPG You're welcome. lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen. I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal. I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better. |
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Quoted: I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal. I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better. View Quote I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage. |
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Quoted: I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal. I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better. I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage. And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and "I'm a cop" but here we are. |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and "I'm a cop" but here we are. https://media.giphy.com/media/oRIhcOBB9GVC8/giphy.gif I get it. You're married. But I got needs, needs a woman who judges me might object to. Allow Jay to explain it for me: Jay and Silent Bob - Hookers offer sex |
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Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter?
Yes. https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters And why not? This is the world we live in now. |
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And because we need a little levity, allow me to present one of the funniest sports clips from the Krusty Kavalcade of Komedy. Live from the Apollo Theater, hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'sssssssssssssss Krusty!
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Quoted: Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter? Yes. https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters And why not? This is the world we live in now. View Quote Bob Gibson was a Globetrotter |
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Quoted: Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter? Yes. https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters And why not? This is the world we live in now. View Quote I heard the Pirates would be replacing the Generals. |
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KAC just announced the next drop for the lunchbox gun
Attached File 16" dimpled 7.62 bbl, chrome bolt and firing pin |
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No one mentioned Mr Slimfast Shake himself Tommy Lasorda is in the ICU at age 93.
Edit: oh wait that's because it's 2020 news and this is a football bat 2021 thread. |
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That's how it starts you know. First you'll shoot a few rounds of .308. Then you'll realize that shooting .223 is just a slightly bigger version of .22LR, good only for plinking or shooting 'yotes, and is suitable just for the likes of homosexuals and Cubs fans (although I repeat myself) while .308 is good for killing deer and Communists alike. Then you'll start to question your pistol caliber choices. 9mm is too small. .45ACP is good, but somehow lacking. 40S&W is the preference of homosexuals and Yankees fans (although I repeat myself). Then yo find out about 10mm and how it is what God Himself shoots. Eventually you will come to Nirvana when you ditch your AR platform entirely and join the M1A tribe and carry a 10mm 1911 as your daily driver. Then, and only then, will you truly be a part of the Master Race. |
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Quoted: Why is he in the hospital? View Quote https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying. |
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Quoted: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Why is he in the hospital? https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying. What if he has the Hong Kong Flooey? |
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