I asked my wife if there was anything she got me under the tree that would raise eyebrows with the anti gunners in my family and could I open it early to avoid having to explain or listen to BS comments..She said there wasn't..

And, of course, she lied! WOMEN!

She got me a book of Small Arms of the World and my sister blurts out "Everything you got is of weapons of mass destruction!"..

Needless to say, she's on my s***list for the next year....(And so is the wife, but she can make up for her mistakes)