OK, you got 20 questions you can ask me.

I'm going to tell you a little story, then ask you a question. You have to answer the question by asking 20 questions of your own, then telling me the answer to mine.

The questions you ask MUST be "yes or no" questions.

You cannot play if you've heard it before and already know the answer. You only get to sit around and laugh at the people who don't know it already.

Don't make this too complicated. The answers are usually pretty simple.

STORY: A man lives on the 20th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he goes to work by taking the elevator down to ground level, and when he comes home, he rides the elevator to the 20th floor. On sunny days, he goes to work by taking the elevator down to ground level, and when he comes home, he rides the elevator to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way up.

Question: Why does he only ride the elevator to the 10th floor on sunny days?

I know the answer!!!

That's not a question, and, Shut UUUUP!

Will I find the answer to this on google in one try?[;)]

Yes. That's question number 1.

Are the stairs on the outside of the building?

No. That's question 2.

Is the man really an obsessive compulsive female contractor for an alien construction company trying to assess the security of our elevators in various weather conditions pending an intergalactic assault?

No, but I like your style. Question 3.

Does it have to do with getting a tan?

Is the man a midget?

Can he reach the 20th floor button by himself?

Does  he need his umbrella to reach the 20th floor button?

(And no!  I've not seen this before.)

(not related to the 20 questions) Did some one remove the right answer?  I saw it posted and now its gone...

Is the man really short, as in dwarf or midget?

Well, we have a winner!

Is he a Tactical Dwarf?