Well DK, old buddy. I guess you have me pegged.
I have never slept with a dirty firearm in my home. If I shoot it, it gets cleaned. Period.
One round or 300, it gets cleaned and oiled before it and I go to bed.
Of course, this may be the reason that I have several firearms older than I am (55) that still look like new.
Clean it, you lazy bum. [:D]