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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:37:47 AM EDT
No. OP is not gay
My wife (no pics for you! ) just showed me a pic my sister had posted of herself in some new sunglasses. Before I go on, my wife and my sister have this weird animosity thing going on. So, my wife says to me... Wife: I don't get these sunglasses. Me: Ok Wife: They're just... not her. Me: Ok ~silent pause~ Wife: I'm just saying Me: Well, I don't get your goofy sunglasses either. Who cares? Me: Different strokes for different folks. ~pissy look on wife's face~ Me: Oh, was I supposed to validate your comment by agreeing? Wife: YES! (as she storms off)  I know... CSB |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:39:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Ok.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:41:06 AM EDT
[#2]
How long have you been married? Two weeks?
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:41:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Merry Christmas- eject.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:42:46 AM EDT
[#4]
OP is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:44:27 AM EDT
[#5]
Your wife is a retard. We don’t need pics to know that
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:44:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:45:58 AM EDT
[#7]
No nookie for OP tonight.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:47:42 AM EDT
[#8]
This is most exciting thing of your day?
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:49:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:49:58 AM EDT
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How long have you been married? Two weeks? In all honesty I see a divorce in your future. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:50:52 AM EDT
[#11]
she was subtly seeing if you were down for a 3some, better go clear things up
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:51:19 AM EDT
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How long have you been married? Two weeks? |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:53:21 AM EDT
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Always support your wife, always take every moment you spend with her to appreciate her, and he there for her, even if it means laughs her stupid jokes, or telling her you she should just focus on herself..and that hers looks better on her. In all honesty I see a divorce in your future. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How long have you been married? Two weeks? In all honesty I see a divorce in your future. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:53:38 AM EDT
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Merry Christmas- eject. Merry Christmas! |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:54:45 AM EDT
[#15]
Drama llama
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:55:33 AM EDT
[#16]
With an attitude like that, you aren't getting pegged tonight.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:55:55 AM EDT
[#17]
Ugh, well... whatever do what you want.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:56:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Always support your wife, always take every moment you spend with her to appreciate her, and he there for her, even if it means laughs her stupid jokes, or telling her you she should just focus on herself..and that hers looks better on her. In all honesty I see a divorce in your future. Why does the wife get to make fun of OP's sisters goofy glasses but OP can make fun of his wife's goofy glasses? Agreeing with her just to validate her opinion and lying to her doesn't sound right either. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:56:27 AM EDT
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This is most exciting thing of your day? Yeah!
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:56:29 AM EDT
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Your wife is a retard. We don’t need pics to know that 
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:56:39 AM EDT
[#21]
Your over-generalized statement of hating all women based on your encounter with one woman is all the answer you need for discovery as to why you fail, OP.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:56:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:58:07 AM EDT
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she was subtly seeing if you were down for a 3some, better go clear things up Fixed.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:00:46 AM EDT
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she was subtly seeing if you were down for a 3some, better go clear things up |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:00:50 AM EDT
[#25]
We don’t care OP. Cultivate a similar ambivalence.
Learn not to care. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:02:55 AM EDT
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With Fixed. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:03:37 AM EDT
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Even if it means bashing your own family? That seems wrong.... Why does the wife get to make fun of OP's sisters goofy glasses but OP can make fun of his wife's goofy glasses? Agreeing with her just to validate her opinion and lying to her doesn't sound right either. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Always support your wife, always take every moment you spend with her to appreciate her, and he there for her, even if it means laughs her stupid jokes, or telling her you she should just focus on herself..and that hers looks better on her. In all honesty I see a divorce in your future. Why does the wife get to make fun of OP's sisters goofy glasses but OP can make fun of his wife's goofy glasses? Agreeing with her just to validate her opinion and lying to her doesn't sound right either. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:05:09 AM EDT
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Exactly! Thank you. This was the point I tried to make to her.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:06:39 AM EDT
[#29]
Ah, young love...I remember those days, 35 yrs ago.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:06:49 AM EDT
[#30]
You ain't seen nothin yet OP! :-)
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:10:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:14:02 AM EDT
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No. OP is not gay
My wife (no pics for you! ) just showed me a pic my sister had posted of herself in some new sunglasses. Before I go on, my wife and my sister have this weird animosity thing going on. So, my wife says to me... Wife: I don't get these sunglasses. Me: Ok Wife: They're just... not her. Me: Ok ~silent pause~ Wife: I'm just saying Me: Well, I don't get your goofy sunglasses either. Who cares? Me: Different strokes for different folks. ~pissy look on wife's face~ Me: Oh, was I supposed to validate your comment by agreeing? Wife: YES! (as she storms off)
I know... CSB OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:16:11 AM EDT
[#33]
You missed any opportunities for a 3-some now, go punch yourself.
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:16:26 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Always support your wife, always take every moment you spend with her to appreciate her, and he there for her, even if it means laughs her stupid jokes, or telling her you she should just focus on herself..and that hers looks better on her. In all honesty I see a divorce in your future. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:18:48 AM EDT
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OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No. OP is not gay
My wife (no pics for you! ) just showed me a pic my sister had posted of herself in some new sunglasses. Before I go on, my wife and my sister have this weird animosity thing going on. So, my wife says to me... Wife: I don't get these sunglasses. Me: Ok Wife: They're just... not her. Me: Ok ~silent pause~ Wife: I'm just saying Me: Well, I don't get your goofy sunglasses either. Who cares? Me: Different strokes for different folks. ~pissy look on wife's face~ Me: Oh, was I supposed to validate your comment by agreeing? Wife: YES! (as she storms off)
I know... CSB OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:39:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:43:28 AM EDT
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Hard pass. Thanks for the advice though. I don't like getting pegged by women. Pretty positive I'd like it even less by a man. Yep! I'm sure of it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No. OP is not gay
My wife (no pics for you! ) just showed me a pic my sister had posted of herself in some new sunglasses. Before I go on, my wife and my sister have this weird animosity thing going on. So, my wife says to me... Wife: I don't get these sunglasses. Me: Ok Wife: They're just... not her. Me: Ok ~silent pause~ Wife: I'm just saying Me: Well, I don't get your goofy sunglasses either. Who cares? Me: Different strokes for different folks. ~pissy look on wife's face~ Me: Oh, was I supposed to validate your comment by agreeing? Wife: YES! (as she storms off)
I know... CSB OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:48:01 AM EDT
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What a bunch of stupid horny bastards on this website.
The OP is not worried about getting laid tonight as much as he's simply trying to figure out how to survive in the same house with his wife.
OP, if that's all it takes to set the wife off.... GOOD LUCK! |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 2:53:11 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too. 
Butden I was like... 
And now I'm just like... 
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Posted: 12/14/2018 3:00:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 3:48:11 AM EDT
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Hard pass. Thanks for the advice though. I don't like getting pegged by women. Pretty positive I'd like it even less by a man. Yep! I'm sure of it. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 3:52:29 AM EDT
[#42]
women aren't funny
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Posted: 12/14/2018 3:53:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 3:55:45 AM EDT
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So is the question is a fleshlight better than a woman? Cheaper at least!
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Posted: 12/14/2018 4:31:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2018 4:41:19 AM EDT
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You know freakin' girls, yeah, if it wasn't for the soft skin, the legs, the eyes, the long fingernails,
the butts, and the boobs, I wouldn't even talk to them |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 4:43:12 AM EDT
[#47]
Hmmm, "intimate neglect".
"I.N." 
Why haven't we heard of this? Is the MSM suppressing this? How widespread is I.N. ? |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 4:53:47 AM EDT
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Unless you plan on someday sleeping with the sister, stay in your lane. Agree with the wife, because why not? Nothing for you to gain by your comments. I'm not saying you are "wrong" but you are wrong.
Glad I was able to clear this up!
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Posted: 12/14/2018 5:16:44 AM EDT
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Babe, are you looking for my opinion - or do you just want to hear your own opinion repeated back to you in a deeper voice?
Yep, I said that 
She looked stunned for a second, and then burst out laughing. That was when I knew I had a keeper. |
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Posted: 12/14/2018 5:38:09 AM EDT
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Hard pass. Thanks for the advice though. I don't like getting pegged by women. Pretty positive I'd like it even less by a man. Yep! I'm sure of it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No. OP is not gay
My wife (no pics for you! ) just showed me a pic my sister had posted of herself in some new sunglasses. Before I go on, my wife and my sister have this weird animosity thing going on. So, my wife says to me... Wife: I don't get these sunglasses. Me: Ok Wife: They're just... not her. Me: Ok ~silent pause~ Wife: I'm just saying Me: Well, I don't get your goofy sunglasses either. Who cares? Me: Different strokes for different folks. ~pissy look on wife's face~ Me: Oh, was I supposed to validate your comment by agreeing? Wife: YES! (as she storms off)
I know... CSB OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too. |
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