The first time I rented a UFC fight card on cable, I watched some martial arts "master" (an Army Sgt from Bragg) giving demonstrations like the one above. He talked about the new style of fighting he created called "Slash," and how ferocious he was going to be in the ring. He got himself knocked out 2 seconds into the fight with a knee to the face from former college wrestler Mark Kerr.
Edited to add: I laughed my friggin' ass off!