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Posted: 11/17/2003 9:39:12 PM EDT

Well, all except the Red Ryder BB gun, but that belongs to my son. What a feeling of freedom!!!!

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:40:46 PM EDT

[#1]

Ummmmm.....congratulations???

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:42:57 PM EDT

[#2]

what are you going to do now?

cribbage?

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:51:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Why the hell did you do that?

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:52:43 PM EDT

[#4]

[Imbroglio]You are safe now![/Imbroglio]

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:53:10 PM EDT

[#5]

Sure hope you really needed the money.

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:55:01 PM EDT

[#6]

Ok you have 911 on speed dial now what?[:\]

Posted: 11/17/2003 9:55:12 PM EDT

[#7]

Right Jack Me Too(they are watching right?)everything but my SKS style pellet rifle!

Bob

Posted: 11/17/2003 10:00:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Yeah, me too. Who needs guns now-days when you have laws to protect you? Didn't used to have all these laws - wasn't safe then.

Posted: 11/17/2003 10:30:11 PM EDT

[#9]

I threw mine in the river.

Posted: 11/17/2003 11:26:36 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm throwing mine in the river too.

Posted: 11/17/2003 11:48:19 PM EDT

[#11]

You're just a tad early for April Fools day.

Posted: 11/17/2003 11:57:21 PM EDT

[#12]

wish I could say the same, but alas, I have no guns

Posted: 11/17/2003 11:57:49 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/18/2003 1:02:35 AM EDT

[#14]

Like my grandpappy used to say-

"Thats fucking STUPID!"

Posted: 11/18/2003 3:47:55 AM EDT

[#15]

On behalf of SARAH BRADY, CHUCKIE SHUMER, DIANE FIEN-SWINE...........I say:

"YOU'RE A FRIGGEN IDIOT"!

Posted: 11/18/2003 3:49:02 AM EDT

[#16]

Now all you have to do is move to NYC or California...

Posted: 11/18/2003 3:52:52 AM EDT

[#17]

Ok, all the goberment agents can go home & scratch him off the list as he sold all his guns.

I wasn't that smart. I gave mine all away to passing strangers.

Posted: 11/18/2003 3:57:09 AM EDT

[#18]

i lost all of mine in a boating accident

Posted: 11/18/2003 3:59:15 AM EDT

[#19]

Congratulations!...Now you can go and live with Imbroglio.

Posted: 11/18/2003 4:17:29 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
You're just a tad early for April Fools day.

Haven't you figure out? It's easier to fool people this way. Everyone expects it on April 1. Who is ready for it in November?

Posted: 11/18/2003 4:43:23 AM EDT

[#21]

wth?

Posted: 11/18/2003 4:47:57 AM EDT

[#22]

OK. Now tell us why.

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:00:20 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I threw mine in the river.

Quoted:
I'm throwing mine in the river too.

I'm throwing yours in the river, too.

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:04:27 AM EDT

[#24]

I threw mine in the river too. Man what a feeling of freedom. I thought of selling them but it involved too much paperwork.

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:07:42 AM EDT

[#25]

Me too.
I feel so much safer. When I ownded guns, they would call to me and demand I kill. Now that they are out, I watch O! and feel so much in tune with my peaceful side. I can't wait to get my CMP Garand so I can throw that in the lake, too. Really looking forward to it.
Guns are cool, but as soon as you hold them, you become a homicidal maniac.
Glad to see I am not the only one who realizes this.

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:11:24 AM EDT

[#26]

Guns? What guns? I don' know 'bout no steenkin guns. I thought this was a gardening webpage

....

Hi Mr BATF maaaaannnn!

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:13:01 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Me too.
I feel so much safer. When I ownded guns, they would call to me and demand I kill. Now that they are out, I watch O! and feel so much in tune with my peaceful side. I can't wait to get my CMP Garand so I can throw that in the lake, too. Really looking forward to it.
Guns are cool, but as soon as you hold them, you become a homicidal maniac.
Glad to see I am not the only one who realizes this.

The gunhaters really think this way!

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:26:54 AM EDT

[#28]

I sold all of mine as well. I then used the funds to put a downpayment on a toyota prius hybrid fuel car.

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:31:04 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
i lost all of mine in a boating accident

Me too.

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:45:53 AM EDT

[#30]

I bet Snorkle-bob is going to be one busy SOB!

Bob

Posted: 11/18/2003 5:54:22 AM EDT

[#31]

Where is this river y'all are talking about??

Posted: 11/18/2003 6:15:26 AM EDT

[#32]

To DFW crew:
My house is next to PD, so there's no reason for me to have any firearms. I feel very safe, very safe.

I sold all mine. There are no C3 firearms, no handguns, no rifles, zero, nada. If you guys see me with a firearm, I must have borrow from a friend of mine.

Posted: 11/18/2003 6:20:48 AM EDT

[#33]

Hey now. Don't knock the Prius. I'm actually considering getting one.

I'll have the only Prius with a gun rack.

Posted: 11/18/2003 6:24:14 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Well, all except the Red Ryder BB gun, but that belongs to my son. What a feeling of freedom!!!!

Good. One more slave for me to subjugate when the SHTF.

Posted: 11/18/2003 6:42:02 AM EDT

[#35]

As long as you live a peaceful life, treat others with love and dignity, and nurture good karma, nothing bad will happen to you and you'll have no need for guns. Violence only visits those that deserve it! If a bad guy accosts you or tries to rape your wife, just reason with the guy--shower him with compassion and everything will be alright.

Posted: 11/18/2003 6:47:03 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

To DFW crew:
My house is next to PD, so there's no reason for me to have any firearms. I feel very safe, very safe.
I sold all mine. There are no C3 firearms, no handguns, no rifles, zero, nada. If you guys see me with a firearm, I must have borrow from a friend of mine.

It has got to be said:

Posted: 11/18/2003 7:06:51 AM EDT

[#37]

I have a hard enough time selling one gun, let alone all.

I don't know whether to admire you or admonish you.

You, JackBurton, must have gone through some extensive re-programming.

Posted: 11/18/2003 7:10:08 AM EDT

[#38]

being a California resident Im also planning on
selling most of mine too, firearms have too much "red tape" these days, too many restrictions, nothings legal anymore, it's just not worth the hassle anymore to buy new guns. I already sold 4 this year and plan on thinning out my collection even more, I think I'll just keep a couple handguns for home defense and a couple rifles for the range like
my SKS & PC9 then when those get banned I'll get rid of those too. I'll never leave Ca.

I would just call 911 if TSHTF.

Posted: 11/18/2003 7:34:32 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
i lost all of mine in a boating accident

I lost all of mine in a shark attack.

Posted: 11/18/2003 7:38:54 AM EDT

[#40]

Since you've sold all of your guns will you be joining PETA or Greenpeace next???

Posted: 11/18/2003 7:42:41 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:

To DFW crew:
My house is next to PD, so there's no reason for me to have any firearms. I feel very safe, very safe.
I sold all mine. There are no C3 firearms, no handguns, no rifles, zero, nada. If you guys see me with a firearm, I must have borrow from a friend of mine.

It has got to be said:

Had a big garage sale last weekend. Everything was 50% off.

Posted: 11/18/2003 8:39:56 PM EDT

[#42]

Some of you guys really blew it. Did you know you can get $50/gun at a police sponsered buy-back rally? Don't throw any more guns in the lake, they are worth big money and you'll be making the neighboorhood safer for the children.

Posted: 11/18/2003 10:47:59 PM EDT

[#43]

/turns on Lenny voice from Of Mice and Men

All of my guns fell down the stairs :(. They did a bad thing...

Posted: 11/19/2003 4:41:27 AM EDT

[#44]

I'm going to go out on a limb here for all my ARFcom bretheren, & volenteer my services to ya'll. If you have guns that need to be destroyed or planted in the river, just IM me for my address, & I will do it for you. FREE! you just pay the shipping, & your troubles will all be a thing of the past. I mean this most sincerely, Searcher for Truth out

Posted: 11/19/2003 6:08:29 AM EDT

[#45]

I donated mine to Goodwill...

...think of the write off!

Posted: 11/19/2003 6:12:51 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Since you've sold all of your guns will you be joining PETA or Greenpeace next???

I am a member of million mom march.

Posted: 11/19/2003 7:39:10 AM EDT

[#47]

My neighborhood beaver ate all the wood off my stocks so I melted down the metal and made gardening tools out of them. No guns here Mr. ATF man *whistling innocently*