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Posted: 6/23/2017 7:09:45 PM EDT
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2 smoked and seared pork steaks. 
Makers Mark and Coke.
G43, other guns vanished mysteriously.
A little lube for the ass rape that will happen soon.
No knife needed, this falls apart. 


They see me rollin' and they hatin'
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:10:32 PM EDT
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Probably shouldn't put evidence online that your guns may or may not be gone.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:12:50 PM EDT
[#2]
Is this where your ex does her shopping?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:14:50 PM EDT
[#3]
No napkin?  You're living dangerously, my friend.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:15:27 PM EDT
[#4]
10/10.

Sorry for your turmoil, short term pain for long term gain.  But delete part someone else suggested.  Boating accidents happen.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:20:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:21:01 PM EDT
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2 smoked and seared pork steaks. 
Makers Mark and Coke.
G43, other guns vanished mysteriously.
A little lube for the ass rape that will happen soon.
No knife needed, this falls apart. 

They see me rollin' and they hatin'
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Do tell
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:23:01 PM EDT
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Was that bottle of Maker's Mark full when you started cooking?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:24:59 PM EDT
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Did the ex take your extra magazines too?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:25:13 PM EDT
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Yup, judges really frown on people trying to hide/withhold community property from the court. 
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:26:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:33:05 PM EDT
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Technically no
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:34:04 PM EDT
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Considering I get the kids I don't give a fuck about the guns
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:35:00 PM EDT
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Whiskey and Vaseline intensive care = 10/10
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:35:57 PM EDT
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Congrats

That lotion better have aloe
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:40:35 PM EDT
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That's not enough bourbon.  What temp did you cook the pork steaks to?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:42:34 PM EDT
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280 for 3 hours. 1 inch cuts. Perfection.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:44:13 PM EDT
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2/10

Not going to list everything you forgot...it would be TL;DR for most of GD.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:46:44 PM EDT
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/257981/IMG-2027-237399.JPG

2 smoked and seared pork steaks. 
Makers Mark and Coke.
G43, other guns vanished mysteriously.
A little lube for the ass rape that will happen soon.
No knife needed, this falls apart. 

They see me rollin' and they hatin'
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Nice!

The ass falls apart, or the meat falls apart?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:46:57 PM EDT
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Your divorce dinner pic, sir
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:51:22 PM EDT
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I know a couple that divorced because the hubby turned gay.
(not that there is anything wrong with all that )
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:50:17 PM EDT
[#21]
You have stumbled upon a completely new subgenre of dinner pics.
Your business your rules.

10/10
Good luck
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:02:51 PM EDT
[#22]
Vaseline,ass rape. Op is ghey
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:18:19 PM EDT
[#23]
I think my grandmother had plates that looked just like that.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:19:33 PM EDT
[#24]
No wonder she divorced your young ass.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:23:14 PM EDT
[#25]
I guess you already used the napkin and lotion?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:24:38 PM EDT
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Lol


Because as we've learned from the stay-at-home wife thread only the women can cook
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:28:47 PM EDT
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I like the meat with a side of meat...no veg...no time for that nonsense....

It's like going to cracker barrel and getting chicken fried steak with a side of chicken fried steak....yes you can do that
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:34:44 PM EDT
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You're gonna be fine Pete.  Back when I got divorced, this would have been a divorce dinner pic for me...

Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:23:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:30:15 PM EDT
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Hard to draw the Glock at that angle...  you'll get bbq sauce on your elbow.




I dig the plate though.  My Grandparents had those when I was a kid.  Man do they explode when they accidently hit the ground...  shards... shards everywhere.
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