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Posted: 6/22/2017 10:53:54 PM EDT

You are a rich white American dude and this is the Latina you pull!?!?!?

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Must cleanse retinas

Posted: 6/22/2017 10:55:15 PM EDT

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It's the only woman he ever asked out.

Posted: 6/22/2017 10:55:27 PM EDT

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I bet she makes some mean guacamole.

Posted: 6/22/2017 10:56:22 PM EDT

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Wow
I thought I was desperate for pussy when I was young

Posted: 6/22/2017 10:56:25 PM EDT

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She can park her shoes under my bed anytime

Posted: 6/22/2017 10:57:26 PM EDT

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!Jeb! needs to vanish from the public eye.

Posted: 6/22/2017 10:59:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/22/2017 10:59:30 PM EDT

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JEB! thread? JEB! thread!

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:00:55 PM EDT

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He married the shortest woman he could find so he'd look taller.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:02:42 PM EDT

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LoL

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:03:26 PM EDT

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I thought he did...

...please clap

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:06:49 PM EDT

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You are a rich white American dude and this is the Latina you pull!?!?!?
http://images.f169bbs.com/content/2015-12/what-did-columba-bush-look-like-when-jeb-married-her-30549.jpg

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You'd think politicians could do better in general?

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:07:58 PM EDT

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Classy op. There is plenty to attach Jeb about but attacking the looks of someone's wife is about as classless as they come

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:09:15 PM EDT

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I like Jeb.

Not as a politician.

His turtle thing was hilarious but honest.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:10:21 PM EDT

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If fucking ARNOLD was a real man he'd be in that fucking picture...

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:12:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/22/2017 11:12:17 PM EDT

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That guy is the John ossof of the Republican party.

I can't believe people thought he could successfully run for president.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:14:35 PM EDT

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This.

He's been faithful to the same woman for decades.

Bad form, OP, bad form.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:14:41 PM EDT

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I like Jeb.

Not as a politician.

His turtle thing was hilarious but honest.

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I wish he was our Govenor.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:17:55 PM EDT

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I can't believe people thought he could successfully run for president.

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He wasn't expected to run successfully. He was the one chosen to lose to her.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:25:56 PM EDT

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That's some fukkin' 3D chess right there!

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:26:25 PM EDT

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That time he narrowly defeated a zip-up hoodie.

His struggle is real... and likely daily.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:26:45 PM EDT

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Like it or not he has a valid point.

Would you like me to gift wrap your feels?

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:27:02 PM EDT

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This. He was supposed to be the Bush family sacrifice on the altar of Clinton. These people are all cut of the same cloth.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:30:05 PM EDT

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He's been faithful to the same woman for decades.

Bad form, OP, bad form.

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Can you prove said faithfulness?

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:31:54 PM EDT

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How nice of him to marry his dad's maid.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:33:17 PM EDT

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LOL

You win.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:33:53 PM EDT

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Like it or not he has a valid point.

Would you like me to gift wrap your feels?

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Classy op. There is plenty rto attach Jeb about but attacking the looks of someone's wife is about as classless as they come

Like it or not he has a valid point.

Would you like me to gift wrap your feels?

Nothing to do with my feels, I just find it incredibly unclassy to make fun of someone's wife's looks. I guess they don't teach that in the trailer park though

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:34:56 PM EDT

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That guy is the John ossof of the Republican party.

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Pretty much only he did. Even his mom thought he was being an idiot for running.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:35:03 PM EDT

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This.

He's been faithful to the same woman for decades.

Bad form, OP, bad form.

Can you prove said faithfulness?

Can you prove not? The burden of proof lies on you to prove that someone did something, not for someone to prove they didn't do something

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:35:36 PM EDT

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Please clap

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:36:42 PM EDT

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This. He was supposed to be the Bush family sacrifice on the altar of Clinton. These people are all cut of the same cloth.

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And in one of the most unbelievable acts I could have imagined, Republicans finally recognized en masse what the party was planning on doing and said, "Oh wait, you guys want to play fuck-fuck games? Great, we have one for you too."

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:40:58 PM EDT

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Can you prove when you stopped beating your wife? I don't like the guy and think it's absurd that his wife can't,after 45 years, speak English but c'mon.

It's a good thing he isn't President but IME he would had to have been,by default,better than his brother on the sliding scale.

Posted: 6/22/2017 11:47:45 PM EDT

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Jeb Bush: "Please clap"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA

Posted: 6/23/2017 9:53:42 AM EDT

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He's been faithful to the same woman for decades.

Bad form, OP, bad form.

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Public figure and politician
Fuck him

Posted: 6/23/2017 9:54:42 AM EDT

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Doesn't apply to
Politicians. Fuck em

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:01:06 AM EDT

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iLoser!

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:02:14 AM EDT

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It's the only woman he ever asked out.

Wow
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yep the only woman

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:06:18 AM EDT

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Can you prove when you stopped beating your wife? I don't like the guy and think it's absurd that his wife can't,after 45 years, speak English but c'mon.

It's a good thing he isn't President but IME he would had to have been,by default,better than his brother on the sliding scale.

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I lived in Mexico for three years, married to a Mexican, and about the only Spanish I know is how to order beer.

But then my wife hasn't been able to learn how to design a robotics system.

Some peoples brains are wired differently.

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:11:49 AM EDT

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Twins separated at birth?

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:37:03 AM EDT

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Bush: Trump should apologize to my wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ8TVAo4kz4

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:39:36 AM EDT

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Can you prove he wasn't?

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:43:07 AM EDT

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Family Guy nailed it

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:46:37 AM EDT

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I liked Jeb and think he was probably a good man, but no fucking way was he cut out for the hardball required to put Hillary and her minions down.

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:47:48 AM EDT

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He IS a loser, but you need to recalibrate.

Sure, she isn't up to Melania's or even Laura Bush's level, but she looks a hell of a lot better than Michelle Obama.

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:52:23 AM EDT

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Fuck him

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I think she was the one called ugly.

Posted: 6/23/2017 10:53:13 AM EDT

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He IS a loser, but you need to recalibrate.

Sure, she isn't up to Melania's or even Laura Bush's level, but she looks a hell of a lot better than Michelle Obama.

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Michelle Obama? Give that dude a break. He's married to Barak and that's punishment enough.