LOL, you blew it man, you were supposed to get a new name and post "Gecko 45"'s postings in here word for word.
Problem is somebody would recognize it, it was originally on GlockTalk for those here who haven't figured it out yet. It was so good that somebody decided to save it for future posting references.
300, I see you're spreading the joy that is "The Mall Ninja"
Everybody seems to want those "ninja shoes" that allow him to climb up walls.