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Posted: 4/20/2017 6:19:31 PM EDT
I've been getting some messages for this guy.
Should I troll?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:21:10 PM EDT
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It's also a girls name.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:22:04 PM EDT
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Definitely a guy.I have a woman texting me
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:23:35 PM EDT
[#3]
I see only good things in your future.


Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:24:27 PM EDT
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I told her to hold on because I was fucking my goat.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:25:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:25:27 PM EDT
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Why won't you answer me, Eric?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:25:30 PM EDT
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Dammit son!!! You need to work up to full retard!!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:26:40 PM EDT
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There's a first time for everything.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:27:08 PM EDT
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AHAHHAAAAAA,so funny
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:27:18 PM EDT
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"The enriched plutonium is hidden in a briefcase that I gave to a guy who works at a big TV studio in mid-town manhattan. He leaves the building every day around 7pm, can't miss him. His name is Rachel Maddow. Just mug him and take the briefcase. Make it look like a random mugging"

Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:29:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:29:17 PM EDT
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Good for you!

Honesty is the best policy!!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:30:05 PM EDT
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That doesn't mean anything..
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:31:49 PM EDT
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Good for you!

Honesty is the best policy!!!
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I saved it's ass for you.I know how you love the goat ass.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:32:16 PM EDT
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"The enriched plutonium is hidden in a briefcase that I gave to a guy who works at a big TV studio in mid-town manhattan. He leaves the building every day around 7pm, can't miss him. His name is Rachel Maddow. Just mug him and take the briefcase. Make it look like a random mugging"

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All she sent back was a smiley face
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:32:36 PM EDT
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I get tons of calls from debt collectors for whoever had my number before me.

When his old college called, I told them it's not his number anymore.  They said "We were just calling to see how well he is doing, and to update our alumni website".  

I responded "Based on the number of calls I'm getting from debt collectors, he's not doing very well"
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:33:15 PM EDT
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Pls respond Eric.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:33:35 PM EDT
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Pls respond Eric.
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:34:16 PM EDT
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Why are you still here? Go get her pregnant
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:38:15 PM EDT
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Why did you change your number?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:39:25 PM EDT
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Crazy chick stalking me.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:40:07 PM EDT
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The number for my tablet used to be a local escort service

Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:41:13 PM EDT
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So much fun could be had
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:45:59 PM EDT
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My number used to belong to a 'Juan'

Juan has a lot of money and legal issues

Had this number for years and still get calls for him. 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:47:35 PM EDT
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The number for my tablet used to be a local escort service

So much fun could be had
Just found out yesterday by googling the number.

Going to turn on messages and see what happens.Hopefully no dick pics
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:42:07 PM EDT
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Crazy chick stalking me.
sassypeaches?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:45:33 PM EDT
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I got a call on my cell from Iraq once, and it was people yelling in Arabic. I immediately checked on my buddy who was a contractor there at the time but he was fine. Super weird.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:48:37 PM EDT
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Well, if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:58:36 PM EDT
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My number used to belong to a 'Juan'

Juan has a lot of money and legal issues

Had this number for years and still get calls for him. 
Well, if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
well done sir 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:00:18 PM EDT
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Ask for a selfie!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:00:18 PM EDT
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Bravo'
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:00:19 PM EDT
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I was friends with a Palestinian guy named Jalal.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:01:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:01:45 PM EDT
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She's fat,Jim
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:11:59 PM EDT
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Well played, sir!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:16:00 PM EDT
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We need the story on why you changed your number Eric.
Which crazy woman caused it Eric?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:07:44 PM EDT
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Crazy chick stalking me.
Is it the bitchy chick with the anti-brow piercing?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 11:15:21 PM EDT
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You can do better
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 11:19:48 PM EDT
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Jumped in head first I see...
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:18:42 AM EDT
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Nope 
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:18:59 AM EDT
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We need the story on why you changed your number Eric.
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You know who ,sweetpea 
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