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Posted: 4/16/2017 7:59:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:01:35 PM EDT

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Looks like stir fry on cheap noodles...

Either go all in and make actual ramen, or just leave it cheap. Don't church it up dirt.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:03:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:03:49 PM EDT

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Your meal uncooked itself.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:08 PM EDT

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Did you throw away the actual ramen noodles? Where are they?

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:09 PM EDT

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eta: fucking beat

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:44 PM EDT

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do you live in a cave?

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:05:18 PM EDT

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are those habaneros?

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:06:21 PM EDT

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Shouldn't there be a gun or something in the pic?

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:14:13 PM EDT

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What's going on here?

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:15:45 PM EDT

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Fux no. Noodles are under there. The bourbon involved in cooking made me too lazy to add guns. ??

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:17:23 PM EDT

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I don't see a single noodle in any of the OPs photos...

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:17:29 PM EDT

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lol.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:19:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:20:23 PM EDT

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Boil water, throw in some cut up generic hot dogs with the noodles.

Siracha on top, done.

You are overthinking shit food.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:23:40 PM EDT

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Next time try this, pretty good for a dehydrated noodle. Way better than top.

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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:25:31 PM EDT

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That's some funny shit.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:25:46 PM EDT

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Fail

Shin-Ramen, wth two eggs added just before it's done.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:26:22 PM EDT

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I saw his answer, but no way they could be. Way too thick. Habaneros are much thinner.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:26:27 PM EDT

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my preferred method is a little peanut butter and hot sause...

no joke, shits tasty

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:26:47 PM EDT

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os

Habaneros make everything better.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:28:51 PM EDT

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Wtf happened to your wok?

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:31:16 PM EDT

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I think he took a shit in it first then cooked his meal.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:31:22 PM EDT

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Throw away the noodles, cook and eat everything else.

Throwing ramen noodles in the trash is always the answer to every culinary question.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:32:00 PM EDT

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Ramen, best served with left over meats and an egg.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:33:42 PM EDT

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Beyond the noodles, where is the broth??? That's a stir fry.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:37:50 PM EDT

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I remember reading this a while back in a thread about instant Ramen noodles with this link;
What’s Actually In Instant Ramen Noodles

Despite its popularity, it’s not exactly a secret that instant ramen isn’t exactly a health food — and recent research has backed that up. A 2014 study published in the Journal of Nutrition found that instant ramen may increase a person’s risk of developing cardiometabolic syndrome, which can lead to cardiovascular disease and stroke. In 2013, a video went viral that was shot by researchers and featured a stomach still struggling to break down instant ramen after two hours.

It’s pretty apparent that instant ramen isn’t good for you. “Honestly, long-term use of this stuff … it can’t not lead to heart disease and stomach and digestive issues,” board-certified internist Jeremy Fine, MD, tells Yahoo Health.

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I loved instant Ramen noodles, we would use them home made chicken soup, Ramen and cheese instead of macaroni sometimes etc... but have removed them from our diet.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:38:26 PM EDT

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THIS is how you eat Ramen:

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:38:52 PM EDT

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How To Eat Noodles Like A Boss! (Commercial)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IVMqZnBhko

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:40:27 PM EDT

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Now that makes me hungry.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:41:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:45:46 PM EDT

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I like the version @krashdog created better

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:48:46 PM EDT

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Not saying its bad, but the OPs stuff isnt like any of the ramen i have had in Japan.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:51:45 PM EDT

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I just lol at this stuff, but if it is delicious then what matters?

Lots of ramen here- love it all. Tsukuemen, udon, yet none are named ramen.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:04:56 PM EDT

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Add two eggs, assload of Louisiana sauce, shredded cheese, and maybe some thinly sliced leftover steak. Done.

Its ramen.....I'm not gonna put a lot of effort into it

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:10:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 9:14:30 PM EDT

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How much sodium in the bag of noodles??

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:18:30 PM EDT

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All of it.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:25:59 PM EDT

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Oh shit, I love the kimchi nongshim noodle bowls, had no idea they made other stuff too.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:51:54 PM EDT

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Fux no. Noodles are under there. The bourbon involved in cooking made me too lazy to add guns. ??

I guess the bourbon is under the noodles, because I don't see bourbon in your pics either.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:53:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 9:55:51 PM EDT

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no Ak...your trashcan is invalid

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:57:03 PM EDT

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Looks like is a little rusty. Does that help heat transfer evenly?

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:57:31 PM EDT

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Wow. No noodles or soup base, just a bowl of stir-fried meat and vegetables is ramen?

If I cooked a hamburger patty only, took a picture and created a thread called "Here's how to eat hamburger the American way", wouldn't people feel betrayed or insulted? No bun, no condiments. Just a hamburger patty on a plate.