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Posted: 4/11/2017 2:40:54 PM EDT

It's amazing what facial hair does to boost your alpha presence.

Anyhow, trying to pass the time while waiting for my influenza test results.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:43:53 PM EDT

[#1]

OP looks like an armpit with teeth

See my headband? That's instant streetcred.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:44:38 PM EDT

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who the fuck gets tested for the flu

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:45:46 PM EDT

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who the fuck gets tested for the flu

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People who don't start inane threads about how rappers dress maybe?

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:46:16 PM EDT

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OP looks like an armpit with teeth

See my headband? That's instant streetcred.

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My wife said I looked bad, like real bad, like creepy uncle bad lol

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:46:27 PM EDT

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No "cred" earned.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:46:54 PM EDT

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who the fuck gets tested for the flu

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To get tamiflu duh.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:47:43 PM EDT

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No "cred" earned.

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Not everyone can grow a lions mane on their face.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:48:47 PM EDT

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It's amazing what facial hair does to boost your alpha presence.

Anyhow, trying to pass the time while waiting for my influenza test results.

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You mean to tell me your tapout shirt and tats aren't enough

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:49:25 PM EDT

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Be a man grow some porkchops, and get rid of the sack tickler before someone sees you

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:49:32 PM EDT

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You mean to tell me your tapout shirt and tats aren't enough

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It's amazing what facial hair does to boost your alpha presence.

Anyhow, trying to pass the time while waiting for my influenza test results.

You mean to tell me your tapout shirt and tats aren't enough

And Axe body spray bro!!

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:50:46 PM EDT

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Be a real man grow some porkchops, and get rid of the sack tickler

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In 8th grade I had side burns just like "The Rock". I was so cool, too bad that's where I peaked in life

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:50:51 PM EDT

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Post a pic so we can give you a Porn name.

ETA: You working on the mullet?

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:50:52 PM EDT

[#13]

1993 called

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:51:58 PM EDT

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Let me guess, you grew it out to go with your Tacti-Kilt and Maxpedition Tacti-Murse.

Clean shaven is the way to go. Now with a Touch of Gray in the hair.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:55:09 PM EDT

[#15]

I don't cultivate on my face, that which grows wild on my ass.

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:56:57 PM EDT

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waiting for my influenza test results.

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Cred revoked

Posted: 4/11/2017 2:59:11 PM EDT

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A person with a goatee.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:01:47 PM EDT

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When you eventually shave it, first shave it into a Hetfield fu-man-chu.

It's more than likely going to illicit a strong reaction from your gf/wife.

It's good times.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:03:20 PM EDT

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I don't cultivate on my face, that which grows wild on my ass.

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Avatar says otherwise.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:04:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/11/2017 3:07:16 PM EDT

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I shave since I'm not a filthy hipster.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:07:31 PM EDT

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When you eventually shave it, first shave it into a Hetfield fu-man-chu.

It's more than likely going to illicit a strong reaction from your gf/wife.

It's good times.

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That's what I've been rocking for the past few years. I hate my clean shaven, chinless face.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:12:27 PM EDT

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Depends on the street.
I'm more of a jacket and bow tie type of bloke.
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Posted: 4/11/2017 3:15:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Not so much cred as Uncle Si look a like.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:25:18 PM EDT

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When you eventually shave it, first shave it into a Hetfield fu-man-chu.

It's more than likely going to illicit a strong reaction from your gf/wife.

It's good times.

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this
i have either a full beard, or shave half of it keeping the hetfield and the burns...
eta: the hetfield isn't a fu-man-chu though

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:45:57 PM EDT

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I don't get any cred when I shave into a goatee lately, because it looks like I'm auditioning for a Judas Priest tribute band.

This is why I wear a scruff beard or go clean shaven:

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:47:57 PM EDT

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I don't get any cred when I shave into a goatee lately, because it looks like I'm auditioning for a Judas Priest tribute band.

This is why I wear a scruff beard or go clean shaven:
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/sleepdr/Meme%20stuff/26101106-6FAD-418A-80A9-CAF275DFFC6A_zps6z3pjids.jpg

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Holy shit, you're right!

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:52:21 PM EDT

[#28]

My mustache laughs at your pitiful goatee.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:54:08 PM EDT

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Post a pic so we can give you a Porn name.

ETA: You working on the mullet?

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I wish...I used to have long flowing hair though.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:54:45 PM EDT

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Benjamin Sisko without a goatee got into wacky episodic hijinks.

Benjamin Sisko with a goatee waged a massive intergalactic war with immortal shapeshifters and genetically engineered supersoldiers... and won.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:54:53 PM EDT

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Let me guess, you grew it out to go with your Tacti-Kilt and Maxpedition Tacti-Murse.

Clean shaven is the way to go. Now with a Touch of Gray in the hair.

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I always shave my face, but last week I let my beard grow out and then I shaved and just left the goatee, tonight I am going to leave the mustache.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:55:26 PM EDT

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When you eventually shave it, first shave it into a Hetfield fu-man-chu.

It's more than likely going to illicit a strong reaction from your gf/wife.

It's good times.

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I was thinking either the Wilford Brimley stache or the handle bars.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:58:18 PM EDT

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I shaved the back of my neck this morning.

Just how much street cred did I lose?

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:58:55 PM EDT

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Cred? With chinny-chin-chin wiskers? LOL.

Unless I see in your jacket where you put down four rival bikers with a length of log chain you have no cred.

Yeah, I had a convict that did that. Killed two of them and fucked the other two up something fierce.

Mild mannered (by prison standards) till he got pissed which was seldom thank goodness.

Posted: 4/11/2017 3:59:27 PM EDT

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Not so much cred as Uncle Si look a like.

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His beard is so thick, even Dora won't explore it! How Bow DAA?

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:01:43 PM EDT

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Found a pic of OP

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:11:12 PM EDT

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Found a pic of OP

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Posted: 4/11/2017 4:12:51 PM EDT

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Face pussys are in

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:17:05 PM EDT

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Goatee=prison pussy .

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:20:33 PM EDT

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Benjamin Sisko without a goatee got into wacky episodic hijinks.

Benjamin Sisko with a goatee waged a massive intergalactic war with immortal shapeshifters and genetically engineered supersoldiers... and won.

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Just to play devils advocate... clean shaven Sisko punched Q... so there is that

<-gottee but also not clean shaven. I just take the guard off the trimmer and buzz the rest

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:22:48 PM EDT

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Dammit, you beat me to it.

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:25:36 PM EDT

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That's why EVERYONE needs a 'Quigley"

Aint' no-one gonna call him a pussy

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:28:27 PM EDT

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In before someone "shops" Pee Wee Herman with a beard.

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:34:49 PM EDT

[#44]

The OP reads like capnrob97's Louisiana cousin.

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:40:28 PM EDT

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No cred dude.

Unless you're looking for tard cred. Every middle age dolt has a goatee now. And a shaved head.

It might have been edgy in the 90's, but now it's just the comb over of the new millennium.

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:42:10 PM EDT

[#46]

If you use the phrase 'alpha presence' you absolutely have none, especially in reference to your facial hair choices.

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:43:15 PM EDT

[#47]

I have the maximum beardiness.

Posted: 4/11/2017 4:56:45 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
No cred dude.

Unless you're looking for tard cred. Every middle age dolt has a goatee now. And a shaved head.

It might have been edgy in the 90's, but now it's just the comb over of the new millennium.

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So, those of us with follicular challenges should stop shaving our heads?