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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:41:16 AM EDT
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would
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:41:31 AM EDT
[#2]
God that was awful. Must be desperate for cash.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:43:52 AM EDT
[#3]
Er.... she kind of missed the point of the song.
"Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. Good lord. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:46:17 AM EDT
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Er.... she kind of missed the point of the song. "Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. Good lord. That's a pretty well debunked urban myth. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:48:14 AM EDT
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God that was awful. Must be desperate for cash. Doubt any cash was made, doubt any cash was needed (Fargo Season 2). Just fun, I bet. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:48:56 AM EDT
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Even decades ago some of the biggest from Hollywood did commercials in Japan, silly stuff. They were offered such outrageously large amounts of money they didn't turn them down but had contracts that the stuff would never be shown in the U.S. Sometimes these can be found.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:51:05 AM EDT
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Decent body, but my asshole, if it had a face, would have a prettier face.
While we're at it, here's another woman with a good body but whose face is just fucking disgusting to me. I don't know why, but she's fucking gross. 
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:52:19 AM EDT
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First two posts nail it.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:53:55 AM EDT
[#9]
The weeaboo anthem.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:54:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Jesus man, she's German!
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:55:15 AM EDT
[#11]
Would stick my pixelated penis in her.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:59:21 AM EDT
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Even decades ago some of the biggest from Hollywood did commercials in Japan, silly stuff. They were offered such outrageously large amounts of money they didn't turn them down but had contracts that the stuff would never be shown in the U.S. Sometimes these can be found. She's the facial equivalent to her? http://www.shauntmax30.com/1128962-high-res-kirsten-dunst-wallpapers-1128962-ianjanyu-11-13-15.html |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 1:59:53 AM EDT
[#13]
Thank you iCloud
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:11:22 AM EDT
[#14]
I do not find her mind-blowingly attractive.
I do not find her average girl attractive. But I'd do her and write home about it. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:14:10 AM EDT
[#15]
 Turning Japanese (Moranis) |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:14:48 AM EDT
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I'd fill her full of baby-batter. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:15:03 AM EDT
[#17]
I had to go listen to The Vapors version immediately after watching this.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:16:37 AM EDT
[#18]
I think thats the best she has ever looked.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:17:06 AM EDT
[#19]
Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:18:38 AM EDT
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Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles. ^this but i would still like to be that poor man |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:22:52 AM EDT
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I like chicks with blue hair,that isn't fat
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:24:20 AM EDT
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^this but i would still like to be that poor man Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Kirsten Dunst is the poor mans Julia Stiles. ^this but i would still like to be that poor man Well I sure ain't rich... 
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:33:20 AM EDT
[#23]
I've thought she was cute since I saw her on ST:TNG twentyish years ago. And I can say that without feeling dirty because she is a year older than I am.
She's always been an 8 in my book, sort of a tall Avril Lavigne. And hotter than Julia Stiles, but both have their merits. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:42:55 AM EDT
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damn, she has some nice legs
and 1:18 |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:45:34 AM EDT
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I hadn't realized how much she looks like Blondie.
I'd knock the bottom out of Kirsten. 
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:51:21 AM EDT
[#26]
....Damn....
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:53:36 AM EDT
[#27]
What stupid, lonely part of the internet does someone have to be wandering late at night to find that shit?
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Posted: 12/13/2016 2:58:54 AM EDT
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I hadn't realized how much she looks like Blondie. I'd knock the bottom out of Kirsten. Blondie is the band. Debbie Harry is the lead singer. But yes, I've always thought Kirsten was hot and I always liked that song. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:00:13 AM EDT
[#29]
I'm old and married.
I like the original a lot better, musically. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:00:41 AM EDT
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What stupid, lonely part of the internet does someone have to be wandering late at night to find that shit? I genuinely like the song. I found her cover on youtube looking for, well, covers. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:00:49 AM EDT
[#31]
speaking of wood!
advice.. get a technical degree, with a minor in Japanese.. go to Japan ? Profit! seriously. mid 20's ~ is not so creeper and there are a plethora of things going on might just be my Asian chick 'fetish' speaking though... I miss Japan, wish I would have gone back when I was that age. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:00:56 AM EDT
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Er.... she kind of missed the point of the song. "Turning Japanese" means squinting your eyes while reaching climax after rubbing one out. Good lord. Uh.... no. That's not what it's about at all. I can't believe that bullshit is still being repeated 30 years later! 
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:04:07 AM EDT
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Uh.... no. That's not what it's about at all. I can't believe that bullshit is still being repeated 30 years later!
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:08:40 AM EDT
[#34]
Soooo would...
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:10:10 AM EDT
[#35]
Needs more tentacles.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:10:46 AM EDT
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I'm old and married. I like the original a lot better, musically. More your style, with a bit of Jpanese, uh, "charm"? |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:11:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:13:15 AM EDT
[#38]
I would anyway. She's always been attractive to me in kind of a doughy, slightly retarded way.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:16:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:16:57 AM EDT
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speaking of wood!
advice.. get a technical degree, with a minor in Japanese.. go to Japan ? Profit! seriously. mid 20's ~ is not so creeper and there are a plethora of things going on might just be my Asian chick 'fetish' speaking though... I miss Japan, wish I would have gone back when I was that age. is there a japan/age/creepy venn intersection? i'm 44, just started studying iaido, and am learning the language. hoping to get to go to chiba sometime in the next couple of years. OTOH, i have absolutely no fetish for asian women. have dated asians--both FOB and american--and don't see them as any more attractive than any other ethnicity (though maggie q wrecks me). so am i going to appear to be a creeper? |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:17:24 AM EDT
[#41]
Make a decent pattern for a SEX-BOT
. Now: "Take my MONEY" |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:18:50 AM EDT
[#42]
Gross.
Can't believe I sat through an ad for that dumb shit
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:23:32 AM EDT
[#43]
Ready for Mind Blown..
She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch. She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:29:54 AM EDT
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Decent body, but my asshole, if it had a face, would have a prettier face. While we're at it, here's another woman with a good body but whose face is just fucking disgusting to me. I don't know why, but she's fucking gross. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-12/17/8/campaign_images/webdr04/chrissy-teigen-completely-owned-twitter-in-2015-2-15513-1450360139-5_dblbig.jpg Right!! She is dumb as fuck and has a mouth that would make Marines at Fuji say ,WTF? She is not appealing at all. Dont believe? Youtube some interviews. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:31:55 AM EDT
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Ready for Mind Blown.. She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch. She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:34:36 AM EDT
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Ready for Mind Blown.. She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch. She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it. for no rational reason, i completely believe this. |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:36:00 AM EDT
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Ready for Mind Blown.. She's my cousin. Seriously..she comes to my house every Christmas or she used to. I gave her the Ban Hammer due to her insane Vodka intake. She is a miserable drunk bitch. She gets drunk and the top comes off fast, bra later on the living room couch passed out..She tried to pry open my gun safe as she new pain killers were in it. Sweet Jesus! Is that you Mark? |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:41:08 AM EDT
[#48]
On a side note...... What the hell happened to Julia Stiles? Damn...... Look's like a bit of cocaine and chocolate bars got to her.
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:44:40 AM EDT
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Gross. Can't believe I sat through an ad for that dumb shit Yes, ask yourself, "Why?" |
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Posted: 12/13/2016 3:57:02 AM EDT
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I have the old version of the song on my play list.
I've listened to the lyrics. If it isn't about some dude whacking it while looking at a pic of a girl, pray tell what IS it about? And yes, she is cute in that silly get up............... |
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