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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:29:33 AM EDT
[#1]
Interestingly
I take aim at the target yet I hit nothing |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:30:56 AM EDT
[#2]
I wrote this haiku
on AR15.com just for you Balzak |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:37:29 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: I wrote this haiku on AR15.com just for you Balzak My heart's fluttering Benz wrote a pretty poem An ode to the Balzac |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:40:52 AM EDT
[#4]
a gun in my hand
made criminal change career he's now a sprinter |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:49:39 AM EDT
[#5]
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom The blue advances They go for the pretty flag Die by my big gun |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:53:28 AM EDT
[#6]
In the Army now
Surrounded by dumb asses What was I thinking? |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 11:18:25 AM EDT
[#7]
Vision is going black
My dream was to create peace Ms. Brady was wrong |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 11:31:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Seventeen rounds fired I suppose it was a Glock used by the osprey |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 11:39:17 AM EDT
[#9]
An ode to blasting junked electronics:
Full load in shotgun television in pieces Shotgun now empty |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 11:43:38 AM EDT
[#10]
A haiku to honor the Garand:
Rack, insert, push, OW! Garand thumb! Bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang, bang, CLANG! |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 11:56:30 AM EDT
[#11]
As my new civilian job requires me to be an elite retail security agent during the midnight hours, I have loads of time to compose haiku. Here are some of my best honoring Mall Ninjas.
Shuriken flying, Cleanly through the child's neck, NO RUNNING IN MALL! Passing out fliers, He dies a swift, painless death NO SOLICITING! Man in wheelchair begs, I throw him down flight of stairs, NO PANHANDLING! From Dusk till Dawn Protecting Capitalism The mall is still safe Haven't slept for days, You volunteered for this work You poor, dumb bastard. Sword slices cleanly, Through belligerent shopper, No Discount for you! |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 11:59:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Chrome lined my barrel
Much ammunition ready Not a Remington |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 3:27:03 PM EDT
[#13]
An AR-15,
properly maintained and used, can solve all problems. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 3:55:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Enlisted in army,
got jerked around by uncle sam, learned to kill people |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 4:10:10 PM EDT
[#15]
I can't do Haiku
or any other poetry Well this is a first |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 4:23:38 PM EDT
[#16]
Ol' Chesty Puller
Survived the Frozen Chosin Kicked Uncle Mao's ass. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 4:26:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Yeah I shot the dog!
That's what J B T's can do. Pass me a donut. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:11:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Guns blazing into darkness
Reloading several times Enemies driven into dispair |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:19:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Front post in rear notch...
Squeeze the trigger slowly now... Ten ring eludes me [:(] My Glock is loaded, Bad Guy outside the window, Please try to break in [:)] Great day at the range! My bullets know where to go [:)] Did we bring enough? Big gun spits fire, Other shooters turn and stare, Love that forty four [:)] Hot brass down my shirt, Why must it eject straight up? Gun laughs as I dance. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:26:51 PM EDT
[#20]
I cannot do this.
Y'all are way too creative. I read and I laugh. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:28:37 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Yeah I shot the dog! That's what J B T's can do. Pass me a donut. A sense of humor! It is a wonderful thing. I like donuts too. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:29:29 PM EDT
[#22]
Silent, deadly, fart
Ninjas are silent, deadly Flatulent ninjas? |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:44:44 PM EDT
[#23]
I changed the chip in my Isuzu, so instead of annoying me with the squeaky beep beep beep, it now tells me:
Late frost burns the bloom Would a fool not let the belt Restrain the body? and The cherry blossom Tumbles from the highest tree. We are out of gas. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:47:06 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Quoted: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Seventeen rounds fired I suppose it was a Glock used by the osprey Browning High-Power Aftermarket magazine Amazing! It works |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 5:56:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Her head a canoe
Feinstein finally gets hers Say “Molon Labe” |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 6:09:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Just one pushup more
You can’t kill me you bastard One more, all day long |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 6:38:26 PM EDT
[#27]
I am bumping this
The Haikus are too much fun Start responding now! |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 8:04:01 PM EDT
[#28]
ARFCOM Mods suck balls
Those donkey-raping shit eaters (In Before the Lock). Just kidding guys[;)] |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 8:17:55 PM EDT
[#29]
Chickens are restless
the goat loudly shreaks in pain I smell the front porch the deer approaches move out of the way bastard I drive a chevy smoking in the park snot is running down his nose God bless vagina |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 8:21:58 PM EDT
[#30]
one more for post count
I need a job real bad unisyllable |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 8:22:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Beautiful F.N.
20 years no failure yet I think I'll keep Her |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 8:38:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Wiley jack springs up
50 grain v-max loaded Will I see fur fly? |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 9:13:04 PM EDT
[#33]
Silent Deadly Rain.
Rifle whispers final truth. Terrorism dies. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 9:52:37 PM EDT
[#34]
I am in Kali
No AR's are allowed here I cry to myself Unemployment sux I spend all day on arfcom While I go insane I drive a subie My girlfriend has an Audi I stained the back seats |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 9:54:41 PM EDT
[#35]
Because I drank ten beers last night
And was puking my guts out I'm up at five-thirty a.m. watching the sunrise. ^^^Actual Haiku I modified. Kind of a spur of the moment type thing. Forgive me if the syllables are all wrong. Was somewhere between dunk & hungover. |
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Posted: 6/25/2003 10:22:41 PM EDT
[#36]
My Springfield .45
A perfect auto pistol Weighs a metric ton Hows that? |
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Posted: 6/26/2003 2:21:27 AM EDT
[#37]
I’m out of ammo
My 16 is still smoking The Anti’s yelled EEK! |
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Posted: 6/26/2003 8:05:29 AM EDT
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How about Windows operating sytem Haiku ?
A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask way too much. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |
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Posted: 6/26/2003 6:14:05 PM EDT
[#39]
Cruising through ARFCOM.
Find a Babe Of The Day thread. In Before The Lock. |
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Posted: 6/27/2003 2:52:58 AM EDT
[#40]
End of Month Is Near
Still haven't made my quota Captain will be pissed Loaded thirty rounds Pull the trigger, here we go Damn! Poodles run fast! I'll miss BulletFest Sorry guys I have to work NYPD Bitch! |
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Posted: 6/27/2003 6:47:38 AM EDT
[#41]
The pleasures of life
Momentary and fleeting Enjoy BulletFest |
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