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Just some thoughts on my mind that I need to get out.......

My 2 children are like Israel and Palistine....always blaming each other and never resolving anything.

[red]I know that one![/red]

Can you still go "Fly Fishing" if your pants don't have a zipper?

[red]Yes.  But not if your pants don't have a fly[/red]

To kill 2 birds with 1 stone the birds have to be close together or you must be really stoned.

[red]Or you could use a really big stone[/red]

Act natural, pretend you're not doing anything.

[red]Hehe... [/red]

George W. Bush is the best President of the 21 Century.

[red]Without a doubt [:)][/red]

Bill Gates is a funny looking nerd with lots of money and a beautiful wife.....he left college his junior year.

[red]I'm a funny looking guy with no money and no wife....  But gee, I got my degree.... [/red]

If you want respect on the internet don't include a female body part in your nickname.

[red] That's it.  I'm changing my name to Pussykat[/red]

If you privitize schools it will return education to the private citizen, not the teachers union.

[red] Unfortunately it will never happen[/red]

Fight Orginization!!  Rally, plan and demoninstrate against organized protest!!

[red] Good one![/red]

Take a "time out" by doing something.

[red] I like that one too[/red]

now I feel [i]soooo[/i] much better!!  That crap was rottenning my thought process.

[red] What thought process?  Oh... you were done... nevermind [:D][/red]

Sgtar15