Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show. Tonights special guest is Dr Ruth Westhimer and tonight's band is Rhymin' Buster Hymen. On with the show. Tonight's Top 10 is......[b]Top 10 signs your wife is having an affair![/b]
[b]10[/b] She has pretty liengerie on everytime you leave for work.
[b]9[/b] She tells you she is finally satisfied in bed.
[b]8[/b] She is wetter than normal.
[b]7[/b] She's calls to say she is working late again....but she doesn't actually have a job
[b]6[/b] She opens her own bank account.
[b]5[/b] She joins a "book club".
[b]4[/b] Get a tattoo of another guys name on her breast.
[b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com
[b]2[/b] She starts taking night classes in Family law.
and the number 1 signs your wife is having an affair
[b]1[/b] She is finally nice to you!!!
Thank you and have a great night!!!!!!
Sgtar15