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Posted: 5/27/2003 11:08:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Your life will get even better than it already is.
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Posted: 5/27/2003 11:08:43 PM EDT
[#2]
You'll shit grape-nutty cement for a week.
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Posted: 5/27/2003 11:09:45 PM EDT
[#3]
You will soon be regaling us with stories of your trip to the dentist. Or the proctologist. |
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Posted: 5/27/2003 11:11:54 PM EDT
[#4]
I predict that someday, I will make out with 2 womenz at once AGAIN!!!!
Oh, and good luck with your impacted bowel. |
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Posted: 5/27/2003 11:33:19 PM EDT
[#5]
I predict you probably wont want to eat Grape Nuts for the rest of your life.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:23:06 AM EDT
[#6]
I just ate the first bowl and it feels like I have a 5lb brick in my stomach. I thought this stuff is supposed to be healthy food?
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:23:28 AM EDT
[#7]
I predict you'll abandon this diet on Day 2.
(BTW, what do I win if I'm right?) cynic |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:26:56 AM EDT
[#8]
I predict your posts will be just as lockable as before.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:00:32 AM EDT
[#9]
you will get sick of them and when u go to buy some trix the saleperson will poke fun at you [:D]
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:03:02 AM EDT
[#10]
You do remember what happend to Youal(sic) Gibbons, don't you?
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:23:17 AM EDT
[#11]
And on the forth day, he passed what felt like a pinecone.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:36:46 AM EDT
[#12]
One thing is for sure, you won't be any smarter.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:37:48 AM EDT
[#13]
It will come out of your nose.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:48:49 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: You do remember what happend to Youal(sic) Gibbons, don't you? Who is that and what happened? The only Gibbons I know is Leeza Gibbons. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:53:10 AM EDT
[#15]
You're going to shit your ass raw...
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Posted: 5/28/2003 2:14:04 AM EDT
[#16]
I could never eat that crap. It seems like I am eating gravel with milk.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 2:24:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Watch out for the bear.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 4:23:25 AM EDT
[#18]
I predict you will move your computer into the bathroom. You will spending a lot of time in there.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 4:36:54 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: In the interest of the scientific pursuit of knowledge and more importantly, helping out the people here, for the next 3 days I am going to be eating nothing but Grape-Nuts. What do you predict will happen? You may end up losing your shytie outlook on life. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 5:37:04 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: Watch out for the bear. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 6:15:18 AM EDT
[#21]
You will jam what is left of your asshole onto the spout in the bathtub, with hot water coming out, in order to ease the pain. This will occur on the second day.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 6:17:42 AM EDT
[#22]
I read that Howard University plans to start a DNA data bank on black people. I predict some day a racist despot will try to get the data to use it against African-Americans.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 8:57:00 AM EDT
[#23]
I predict you will not be able to stay on this diet for three days.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:04:52 AM EDT
[#24]
I predict you will wipe your ass raw sometime during the second day. I suggest buying some Pampers baby wipes to help ease the pain.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:20:42 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: Quoted: You do remember what happend to Youal(sic) Gibbons, don't you? Who is that and what happened? The only Gibbons I know is Leeza Gibbons. The health food nut who died of a heart attack. He advertised that cereal! |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:04:31 AM EDT
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Report for day one: morning.
Ok I actually started last night. When I woke my stomach was making weird noises for a while up but went away. Not as much gas as usual. For breakfast I tried hot water instead of milk and the grape nuts turned all mushy. It tasted kind of like raisin bran minus the rasins. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:09:44 AM EDT
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I tried eating Grape Nuts one time. I found out they didn't taste like grape, and never touched them again.
Hmmmm, a new sigline may be in order! [;)] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:16:29 AM EDT
[#28]
Do the words [b]Super Colon Blow [b] mean anything to you.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:38:06 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Report for day one: morning. Ok I actually started last night. When I woke my stomach was making weird noises for a while up but went away. Not as much gas as usual. For breakfast I tried hot water instead of milk and the grape nuts turned all mushy. It tasted kind of like raisin bran minus the rasins. Who is this guy "Grape" and why are you eating his " nuts ". All that S&M stuff makes sick " Hot water on his nuts " have you no shame !!!!! |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:42:48 AM EDT
[#30]
Remember the joke about a pig, a cork and a monkey......
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:16:32 PM EDT
[#31]
Report for day one: afternoon
Went for the first sortie since the beginning of the experiment. Everything normal except only half the amount of paperwork had to done. It says 210 calories (250 with milk) per serving. If I eat this stuff 3 times a day that means 630 to 750 calories. I wonder how long I could survive just eating this stuff. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:20:13 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Report for day one: afternoon Went for the first sortie since the beginning of the experiment. Everything normal except only half the amount of paperwork had to done. It says 210 calories (250 with milk) per serving. If I eat this stuff 3 times a day that means 630 to 750 calories. I wonder how long I could survive just eating this stuff. [Homer Mode] Mmmmmmmm... Grape Nuts. [/Homer Mode] Hey, does this thread constitute a "blog"? [:D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:24:12 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Report for day one: afternoon Went for the first sortie since the beginning of the experiment. Everything normal except only half the amount of paperwork had to done. It says 210 calories (250 with milk) per serving. If I eat this stuff 3 times a day that means 630 to 750 calories. I wonder how long I could survive just eating this stuff. Not very long considering most average humans need 2000-2500 calories per day. That, my friend, is a crash diet. You will screw up your metabolism(sp?) as well as depress your immune system. EAT SOMETHING |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:29:05 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Not very long considering most average humans need 2000-2500 calories per day. That, my friend, is a crash diet. You will screw up your metabolism(sp?) as well as depress your immune system. EAT SOMETHING Well then I hope everyone here appreciates the great sacrifice I am making. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:31:09 PM EDT
[#35]
Now you're going to catch another cold...
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:40:39 PM EDT
[#36]
I already have a cold!
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:43:51 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: I already have a cold! It could be SARS. QUICK, put on some MARPAT clothing and it will go away!! |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 1:11:38 PM EDT
[#38]
Your teeth will be whiter, your gums healthier,
and your intestines are in for a real cleaning. With all that brand in your system, you might want to put a new selection of gun magazines in the throne room. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:47:35 PM EDT
[#39]
Report for day one: evening
I ate 2 bowls of the grape nuts, one for dinner another later on. I experienced a sudden unexplained increase in burning tire smelling gas. No additional sorties though. Something in this stuff has given me a headache most of the day. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:22:06 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: Report for day one: evening I ate 2 bowls of the grape nuts, one for dinner another later on. I experienced a sudden unexplained increase in burning tire smelling gas. No additional sorties though. Something in this stuff has given me a headache most of the day. I would think the headaches are from the Mad Cow milk you are adding you your Grape Nuts, The burning tire gas, is all of the putrify'd fecal matter you are burning/pushing out of your system. You may notice that your breath will start to smell fruity also. Your body may start throwing Ketones soon. Thank You for the sacrafice you are makeing for all of us here![hail2] |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:27:19 AM EDT
[#41]
Man when this stuff hits... You're gonna shit out your heart!
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:56:27 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: I would think the headaches are from the Mad Cow milk you are adding you your Grape Nuts, I spent all of my money on the grape nuts and ran out of milk yesterday so I am using water. It really isn't that bad. I am kind of getting hooked on this stuff. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 2:11:29 AM EDT
[#43]
The stuff works like a 'bore brush' for the colon doesn't it.
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Posted: 5/29/2003 10:38:08 AM EDT
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Report for day 2: morning
Uh ok so all of your dire predictions finally came true. I was on the can for an hour and created the entire chain of hawaiian islands. I felt like 5 lbs lighter afterwards. Still going with hot water instead of milk, but now I am adding a couple spoons of sugar. Tastes pretty good. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:20:01 PM EDT
[#45]
Report for day 2: afternoon
Second sortie today came with increased urgency. Got to read the entire SGN. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:45:37 PM EDT
[#46]
Grapenuts mixed with a fruit flavored yogurt is a favorite of mine. I think I'll have the wife pick some up....
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:51:30 PM EDT
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I cant believe I am reading a thread bout Imbrolio's bowel movements.
He's known for posting crap on the board but sheesh...how far have we sunk?[>:/] |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 7:35:09 PM EDT
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Report for day 2: evening
Please make it stop. 5 sorties today. I only ate 1 bowl tonight. I am feeling like shit. I got a bad headache. Only 1 more day to go and 1/2 of a 2lb box left. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 9:00:55 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: Report for day 2: evening Please make it stop. 5 sorties today. I only ate 1 bowl tonight. I am feeling like shit. I got a bad headache. Only 1 more day to go and 1/2 of a 2lb box left. Try mixxing it with castor oil instead of milk, or water..... and once again, I am very proud of what you are doing for all of us!... Keep up the good work! [hail2] |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 9:21:37 PM EDT
[#50]
I sure hope that this isn't locked before he has a chance to finish, but at least if it is, I'm [b]I. B. T. L.[/b]
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