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Its the sweat that builds up in the crack of your ass while your screwing your sister - in - law.

Hahahahahahaha!!!

IBTL!  Hey, my first ever!  Woo hoo.

Old joke, but it still brings a smile to my face.  Reminds me of this one:

Good old boy gets married and goes off to spend a night a local Motel 6 for his honeymoon.  About midnight he comes home and knocks on the door to his mother's house.  She opens the door and says, "Cletus - whatchoo doin' out heah?  You should be on yur honeymoon!"

"Mama", says Cletus, "that girl I dun married is a virgin!"

"So?", says momma.

"Well mama", says Cletus, "If she aint good enough for her own family, she sure aint good enough for ours!"

Know what a girl from ____________ says after sex? (insert desired state, city, etc)
Get off Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Know what a girl from ____________ (insert desired state, city, etc) has in common with a kitten?
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.They both like lickin' thier paws!




What does a girl from ____________ (insert desired state, city, etc)put behind her ears to attract men?
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.Her ankles!

Incest is best.......

But thats a Relative affair.


Lets just keep it in the family!!

are you ripping on me?

If a married couple  from ______________ (insert your state) move to chicago and get a divorce, are they still leagally brother and sister?


how do you compliment a woman from _________?


answer:     nice tooth