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Posted: 5/6/2003 11:20:25 AM EDT
Little heads up.  His past few appearances have been very funny.  Found out thanks to the putzes at DU http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/DCForumID70/2024.html who are furious everytime Miller gets 20 minutes to riff on politics and the French on national tv.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 12:04:30 PM EDT
[#1]
he was kicking ass last time.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:31:56 PM EDT
[#2]
btt
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:49:26 PM EDT
[#3]
From the few seconds I just heard, he kicked it again.  He didn't give a damn about the infamous museum (spellin's great, typin' sucks).  Or Ted Kennedy & another democrap - little dick gephart?  

Described Klinton as so low rent that he was a spring break destination for the kids! [LOL]

Time to replay the tape and really listen.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:52:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Jay had a few good ones himself...

In the 'Embelished News so You'll Watch' section:

Real Story: 'Democratic Presidential Candidates Hold First Debate'

Embelished so You'll Watch: 'Lunatic Fringe Plots Takeover of US Government'
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:59:17 PM EDT
[#5]
Century 14 Realty, in Iraq.

We need a plan for the Louvre, to keep looters out, when we take Paris.

The French stopped supporting Saddam when the realized he is the head of the Ba'ath party. The French don't want any part of anything anywhere near a bath.

Udai, what a name, Udai, I'll tell who-day, they are USMC, tha's who *&^^%^%$^er.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 9:04:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Another one, they got talking about WMD. DM said yeah the liberals won't give Bush a break. So what if we don't find WMD, you see the smiling kids on every street corner, that made it worth it.

Liberals, first they complained about the the threat of war, then it was the war plan, then it was WMD, the just won't give Pres. Bush a break.

On the armed forces, they kicked ass. They went from "shock and awe", until the fighting stopped. Then the Armed Forces turned on a dime, and started giving aid to the Iraqi people. The rest of them Characters shouls take note, Korea, Syria, Paris, Berkley Ca..........

Paraphrases [:)]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 9:52:42 PM EDT
[#7]
The man definitely has a way with words. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:21:59 AM EDT
[#8]
Ya really funny guy.

"The NRA is notorious for sabotaging essentially decent lawmakers who want a little sanity in our nation's gun laws by showering their political opponents with money, and if the anti-gun politician doesn't have an [election] opponent, the NRA will prop up some halfwit, nondescript, right-wing [expletive] with a bad toupee and a midnight cable-access show and run him."- Dennis Miller

"[Second Amendment supporters] always lean on the Constitution, and this just kills me, because…what other thing from 200 years ago do we still adhere to? Do [we] still churn butter?…No, and yet when it comes to the core issues of our country, we whip this thing out. If you brought Thomas Jefferson back today and [said], 'You know what we run our country by? That stupid [expletive] thing you wrote 200 years ago!' he'd look at you and go, 'You're [expletive] me, you [expletives]!'"- Dennis Miller




Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:58:40 AM EDT
[#9]
Oh, THATS an Imroglio!

Seriously though, I like Dennis Miller's latest stuff about the war but he has been traditionally liberal on a lot of topics.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 6:09:16 AM EDT
[#10]
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Oh, THATS an Imroglio!
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Yeah, ARFCOM's very own version of Sen. Robert Byrd. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 6:36:52 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Oh, THATS an Imroglio!
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Yeah, ARFCOM's very own version of Sen. Robert Byrd. [rolleyes]
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[LOL]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 7:05:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/7/2003 4:54:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Too bad he couldn't be on when Jay and Katie "trade" for a day...

Heh heh heh...fresh roasted liberal...
Link Posted: 6/6/2003 12:16:39 PM EDT
[#14]
... If anyone saw Jay Leno last night, it was a kick !
Retired Pittsburgh Steeler's QB, Terry Bradshaw was on.  He was telling Jay that he has tried all types of hair  "fertilizer" on the market today. He also tried a new combination of Viagra and Rogaine which caused his remaining hair to "stick-up" all over.
Jay came back and said, "Terry we all knew you were a D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D"!
 
... With that, Terry slapped Jay on the head and said, "Hey, BE NICE, my mom is watching this program tonight! "
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