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Posted: 5/6/2003 6:40:02 AM EDT

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE

TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us,and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.

DACHSHUND
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER
Make me.

LAB
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I?

GERMAN SHEPHERD
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed
me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.

POODLE
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL
Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark......

CHIHUAHUA
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

POINTER
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND
It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

BASSET HOUND
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

CAT
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will
it be before I can expect light?

...all of which proves once again that while
dogs have masters, cats have staff........

Posted: 5/6/2003 6:46:01 AM EDT

[#1]

[lolabove][lol]

Posted: 5/6/2003 6:52:43 AM EDT

[#2]

I have a Golden Retriever/Yellow Lab mix. I usually get:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me go outside! The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I?

Edited to say: (Yes, even when it is raining.)

Posted: 5/6/2003 6:59:15 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I have a Golden Retriever/Yellow Lab mix. I usually get:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me go outside! The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I?

Edited to say: (Yes, even when it is raining.)

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The same here. Yesterday we got some really bad weather. And we don't have a fenced in yard. So,I have to walk our dogs. And I guess you could say I took 3 showers outside yesterday to the down pour of rain!

Mona

Posted: 5/6/2003 9:33:30 AM EDT

[#4]

I've got a German Shepherd/Doberman mix who would just growl and bark at the dead light bulb until it started working again. If it knew what was good for it, anyway.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:23:08 AM EDT

[#5]

Tyson, my APBT, would probably jump up and rip the bulb out of the socket. Then chew it like a coconut. [;)]
Porsche, my Doberman, would probably sleep at the foot of the bed until the sun came up. She never sleeps. Thats if I let her in the house.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:26:27 AM EDT

[#6]

cats are just dog food

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:45:59 AM EDT

[#7]

My Great Dane just knocks over the lamp ( and the table it was sitting on) with her tail.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:51:35 AM EDT

[#8]

I had a chow/lab mix who would think this:

errr errr ware did dat make dark go 'way thing go? FOOOD!!! me want food yeah food id good...

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:14:55 AM EDT

[#9]

I have a 'Golden Lab' (Golden Retriever/Yellow Lab) that says "Hey Pops, unscrew that bulb and toss it as far as ya can and I'll go get it fer ya!"

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:41:29 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
cats are just dog food

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Preheat oven to 375....[:)]

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:47:10 AM EDT

[#11]

yeah Dogs are the coolest! I love my fur babies!

Mona

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